Disclaimer: I don't even own the computer I'm typing this on.

Have a Very Yu-Gi-Oh Christmas

It's Christmas Eve and there's a party at Codfather's mansion. (Squirrel: You don't have a mansion.) (Codfather: Alright, my house.) (Squirrel: Your house?) (Codfather: Fine, my parent's house and they're, thank God, out of town.) Like I said, party at my place. I've invited the characters from Yu-Gi-Oh!. It's going to be fun and messed up.

The doorbell rings and Cod answers it. Standing there is Yugi and his friends Joey, Tea, and Tristan.

Codfather: Hi guys. Come on in.

They walk in, each with an armful of presents!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Who else is here already?

Codfather: Just Squirrel. He seems exited about something.

The doorbell rings. Cod gets it.

Codfather: Hello.

Kaiba and Mokuba walk (with presents!!!!!!!!).

Joey: What's Kaiba doing here?

Codfather: He's okay.

Kaiba: Be careful with Joey. He's not housebroken.

Joey: Shut up you snob!

Kaiba: Asshole!

Joey: Fudge-packer!

Kaiba: Yaoi fan!

Joey: Dragon screwer!

Kaiba: Go blow a Karebo!

Joey: Kiss my ass!

Yugi: Joey, calm down.

Kaiba: Heel boy.

Joey: Why you.

Yugi and Tristan hold Joey back.

Pegasus: Hey, catfight. I call winner.

He had just walked in through the open door.

Yugi: What's he doing here?

Pegasus: I have presents.

Codfather: Come on in!

Squirrel enters from the kitchen.

Squirrel: Hello, Yugi. You have something I want.

Yugi: What?

Squirrel: The Dark Magician Girl card. Give it to me now.

Yugi: No. Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yugi transforms into Yami.

Yami: I'll send you somewhere so you cannot pester me.

Suddenly, everything looks like a photo's negative. Squirrel disappears.

Squirrel: Where am I?

Squirrel looks around and sees he's in a prison cell. He notices another guy there and sees who it is.

Squirrel: Oh, SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Jackson: Ow! You wanna party with the King of Pop? Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Squirrel: Cccccccoooooooooooodddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me outta here!!!

There's a flash of light. Squirrel is back at Cod's house.

Yami: I believe you won't ask for my card again.

DING, DONG! It's Pikminchu and Juggi (with presents!!!!!!!!!!).

Pikminchu: Hello psychos.

Juggi: All right! I'm finally a patsy in someone else's story.

Joey: Hey, here comes Mai.

Mai: Hello, Joey. Um, Cod, where can I freshen up?

Codfather: Upstairs.

Mai: Thanks.

She walks upstairs.

Joey: (nervously) I too must go.

He runs after Mai.

Codfather: Alright, let's go and.

Bakura: Hello, everyone.

Yugi: What are you doing here?

Bakura: I've come for your .

Mai's voice is heard from upstairs.

Mai: Oh, Joey. Give it to me. Yes!

Bakura: As I was saying.

Mai: Faster! Joey! Yes! Yes, yes, YES!

Bakura: As I was saying!

Mai: Harder, Joey! Give it to me! Oh, oh, oh!

Bakura: Screw it. I'm going.

Codfather breaks into song.

Codfather: I've messed up the holidays, Joey banged Mai. The gang's all here, And an Egyptian king, too. Merry Christmas, To you.

Happy Holidays

Tea: Mai, you ho, ho, ho.

The End