Upside your life!
(Last time)
"Well I have no problem with it besides it'll be a totally blast!" Bulma said while the two planned the whole thing with a list of names, balloons, banners and cakes to order for the party. Faith of course knew exactly what she was getting for her fathers birthday and knew he be totally shocked and thrilled. #--------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------#
THE NEXT MOURNING!!
"DAD! DADDY!!!" Faith screamed with all her lungs.
"What?? Whats wrong??" Trunks asked busting in her bedroom door with only blue daffy duck boxers on.(Gotta love cartoon boxers!!)
"AAAAHHH!!! DAD COVER YOUR SELF FOR DENDE SAKE!!" Faith yelled covering her eyes.
"Oh sorry sweetheart but you scared me half to death!!" Trunks said rushing into his room grabbing a pair of pj bottoms and running back to Faith room. Before Trunks could ask her anything again she bursted out.
"I NEED AUNT BRA NOW!!!" Faith yelled very nervous.
"Why? Whats going on??" Trunks asked very confused.
"I CAN'T TELL YOU YOU'RE A GUY !!" Faith said .
"Well Im you father so I think you can tell me whats wrong sweetie!" Trunks said calmly.
"I...I....I" Faith stuttered.
"YOU??" Trunks asked waiting for her to say something.
"I NEED AUNT BRA NOW DAD!!" Faith screamed.
15 Minutes later!!
Trunks finally got hold of Bra on her cell phone when Faith just snatch the phone out of her Fathers hands and went to her room closing the door right in Trunks face getting him very angry.
"OH THANK DENDE AUNT BRA!!" Faith said sighing a big relief on the phone.
"FAITH OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR NOW!!!!" Trunks screamed banging on the door.
"Aunt Bra I have something very important to ask you." Faith said getting Bra attention.
"What is it dear?" Bra asked
"Well you see I kinda had my surprise! You know when you start puberty! Faith said very nervous.
"Ok calm down! Its not as bad as it sounds just asked your father to pick up some stuff!!" Bra said expressing the word stuff.
"FAITH OPEN THIS DOOR NOW OR I'LL BLAST IT DOWN!!" Trunks screamed with rage.
"Oh dende! Trunks can be just like your grandpa sometimes!" Bra said hearing him screamed on the other line.
"But Aunt Bra I can't just ask him that!!" Faith said embarassed.
"Ok just hand the phone to him and don't worry ok?" Bra said ready to open a can of whoop ass on Trunks for being so angry.
"ok!" Faith answered opening the door and handing her father the phone and closing the door right back.
"What??" Trunks asked irritated on the phone.
"TAKE A DAMN CHILL PILL TRUNKS AND CALM YOUR ASS DOWN NOW!!" Bra yelled on the other line making Trunks ears hurt.
"Listen Faith just got her surprise this mourning so go to Wal-Mart (gotta love WALLY WORLD!) and buy some stuff for her the same kind you bought Marron. She is very embarrassed to ask you so your going to be the father you have to be while me and mom get our nails and hair done at the beauty salon ok!!" Bra said
"WHAT DAMNED SURPRISE???" Trunks yelled very confused.
"OH DENDE TRUNKS!! SHE GOT HER SURPRISE!! THE SURPRISE WHEN GIRLS GO INTO PURBERTY!! Bra yelled at her stupid bother.
"Oh!!!" Trunks said finally understanding.
"But I don't remember what I got Marron !!!" Trunks exclaimed
"JUST PICK UP A PACK OF STUFF AT WAL-MART OK DAMN IT!!" Bra yelled hanging up the phone.
"BRA???" Trunks asked nicely knowing she was having PMS but only heard the dialing tone.
"URGH!!GREAT!!!!" Trunks said irritated hanging the phone up.
"FAITH???" Trunks asked knocking on her door.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Faith yelled crying.
"Faith?? Can I come in?" Trunks asked politely knowing she was upset and must have had a mood swing.
"NO I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!" Faith yelled.
"FINE DAMN IT!!!!" Trunks yelled again getting irritated and grab his keys heading out for his trip to Wal-Mart!!
When he got there he was stuck behind some city bus where all the old ladies and men walk out slowly with there canes. "OH JUST FUCKING GREAT!!" Trunks said irritated realizing he should had flown and watch every old person take there damn time.
Once the bus moved out of the way he look for a place to park but couldn't find anything close so decided to take a handicap place knowing it would only take him a second to get the stuff and be ready to leave again. He walked in the sliding doors with a little skip in his walk trying to hurry. He turned right into the women clothing section and made a left to the bath section. He went down a isle where they had tampons and tried not to be to noticeable as he hurry pick up a pack but wasn't that lucky as all the shelf of packages fell on him making a huge noise.
"Shit!!!" Trunks exclaimed as women saw the Capsule Corp. president cover with piles and piles of tampons laughing there heads off as he pick up a pack again making his way out of there quickly as possible and to the check out counter. He waited for a while until it was his turn putting the package down as a old lady scan it but had trouble with the scanner. He was panicking as she decided to call out a price check through a intercom.
"I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON ALWAYS MAXI ON ISLE 6!!!" the old lady yelled over the intercom.
"Here just take this and keep the change!!" Trunks said throwing a 10 dollar bill at the old lady and pick up his pace to head out but as luck would have it the alarm scoters went off.
"OH FUCKING BLOODY HELL DAMN IT!!" Trunks said as a security lady asked for his receipt.
"Well I kinda lost it!!" Trunks said trying to search his pockets trying to play it off.
"Sorry sir but that trick isn't going to work on me!!! Your being arrested for shop lifting!!" the security lady said putting Trunks in handcuffs but he immediately broke them off with his strength.
"NO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG JUST ASKED THAT OLD LADY OVER THERE!!!" Trunks said pointing to the old check out lady that check him out earlier.
"ALRIGHT CUTIE BUT DON'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID!!" the security lady said while she asked the old lady as Trunks waited.
"Ok your free to go!! But maybe we can have dinner sometime huh??" the security lady asked waiting for his response.
"Ok! But Im sorry Im married!!" Trunks said showing her his wedding ring walking out and headed his way to his car when he saw a little pink paper under his wind shield wiper stating a 300 dollar fine for using a handicap place with out a license.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" Trunks yelled constantly getting in his car and headed home!!
OK GUYS HOPE THIS WAS LONGER THEN LAST CHAPTER AND I HOPE IT HAD A LITTLE HUMOR BUT IM RUNNING OUT OF HUMOR IDEAS SO ANYWAY PLEASE REVIEW AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! NEXT CHAPTER MARRON IS BACK!! SO CHECK IT OUT AND AS ALWAYS R&R.
(Last time)
"Well I have no problem with it besides it'll be a totally blast!" Bulma said while the two planned the whole thing with a list of names, balloons, banners and cakes to order for the party. Faith of course knew exactly what she was getting for her fathers birthday and knew he be totally shocked and thrilled. #--------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------#
THE NEXT MOURNING!!
"DAD! DADDY!!!" Faith screamed with all her lungs.
"What?? Whats wrong??" Trunks asked busting in her bedroom door with only blue daffy duck boxers on.(Gotta love cartoon boxers!!)
"AAAAHHH!!! DAD COVER YOUR SELF FOR DENDE SAKE!!" Faith yelled covering her eyes.
"Oh sorry sweetheart but you scared me half to death!!" Trunks said rushing into his room grabbing a pair of pj bottoms and running back to Faith room. Before Trunks could ask her anything again she bursted out.
"I NEED AUNT BRA NOW!!!" Faith yelled very nervous.
"Why? Whats going on??" Trunks asked very confused.
"I CAN'T TELL YOU YOU'RE A GUY !!" Faith said .
"Well Im you father so I think you can tell me whats wrong sweetie!" Trunks said calmly.
"I...I....I" Faith stuttered.
"YOU??" Trunks asked waiting for her to say something.
"I NEED AUNT BRA NOW DAD!!" Faith screamed.
15 Minutes later!!
Trunks finally got hold of Bra on her cell phone when Faith just snatch the phone out of her Fathers hands and went to her room closing the door right in Trunks face getting him very angry.
"OH THANK DENDE AUNT BRA!!" Faith said sighing a big relief on the phone.
"FAITH OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR NOW!!!!" Trunks screamed banging on the door.
"Aunt Bra I have something very important to ask you." Faith said getting Bra attention.
"What is it dear?" Bra asked
"Well you see I kinda had my surprise! You know when you start puberty! Faith said very nervous.
"Ok calm down! Its not as bad as it sounds just asked your father to pick up some stuff!!" Bra said expressing the word stuff.
"FAITH OPEN THIS DOOR NOW OR I'LL BLAST IT DOWN!!" Trunks screamed with rage.
"Oh dende! Trunks can be just like your grandpa sometimes!" Bra said hearing him screamed on the other line.
"But Aunt Bra I can't just ask him that!!" Faith said embarassed.
"Ok just hand the phone to him and don't worry ok?" Bra said ready to open a can of whoop ass on Trunks for being so angry.
"ok!" Faith answered opening the door and handing her father the phone and closing the door right back.
"What??" Trunks asked irritated on the phone.
"TAKE A DAMN CHILL PILL TRUNKS AND CALM YOUR ASS DOWN NOW!!" Bra yelled on the other line making Trunks ears hurt.
"Listen Faith just got her surprise this mourning so go to Wal-Mart (gotta love WALLY WORLD!) and buy some stuff for her the same kind you bought Marron. She is very embarrassed to ask you so your going to be the father you have to be while me and mom get our nails and hair done at the beauty salon ok!!" Bra said
"WHAT DAMNED SURPRISE???" Trunks yelled very confused.
"OH DENDE TRUNKS!! SHE GOT HER SURPRISE!! THE SURPRISE WHEN GIRLS GO INTO PURBERTY!! Bra yelled at her stupid bother.
"Oh!!!" Trunks said finally understanding.
"But I don't remember what I got Marron !!!" Trunks exclaimed
"JUST PICK UP A PACK OF STUFF AT WAL-MART OK DAMN IT!!" Bra yelled hanging up the phone.
"BRA???" Trunks asked nicely knowing she was having PMS but only heard the dialing tone.
"URGH!!GREAT!!!!" Trunks said irritated hanging the phone up.
"FAITH???" Trunks asked knocking on her door.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Faith yelled crying.
"Faith?? Can I come in?" Trunks asked politely knowing she was upset and must have had a mood swing.
"NO I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE!!!!" Faith yelled.
"FINE DAMN IT!!!!" Trunks yelled again getting irritated and grab his keys heading out for his trip to Wal-Mart!!
When he got there he was stuck behind some city bus where all the old ladies and men walk out slowly with there canes. "OH JUST FUCKING GREAT!!" Trunks said irritated realizing he should had flown and watch every old person take there damn time.
Once the bus moved out of the way he look for a place to park but couldn't find anything close so decided to take a handicap place knowing it would only take him a second to get the stuff and be ready to leave again. He walked in the sliding doors with a little skip in his walk trying to hurry. He turned right into the women clothing section and made a left to the bath section. He went down a isle where they had tampons and tried not to be to noticeable as he hurry pick up a pack but wasn't that lucky as all the shelf of packages fell on him making a huge noise.
"Shit!!!" Trunks exclaimed as women saw the Capsule Corp. president cover with piles and piles of tampons laughing there heads off as he pick up a pack again making his way out of there quickly as possible and to the check out counter. He waited for a while until it was his turn putting the package down as a old lady scan it but had trouble with the scanner. He was panicking as she decided to call out a price check through a intercom.
"I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON ALWAYS MAXI ON ISLE 6!!!" the old lady yelled over the intercom.
"Here just take this and keep the change!!" Trunks said throwing a 10 dollar bill at the old lady and pick up his pace to head out but as luck would have it the alarm scoters went off.
"OH FUCKING BLOODY HELL DAMN IT!!" Trunks said as a security lady asked for his receipt.
"Well I kinda lost it!!" Trunks said trying to search his pockets trying to play it off.
"Sorry sir but that trick isn't going to work on me!!! Your being arrested for shop lifting!!" the security lady said putting Trunks in handcuffs but he immediately broke them off with his strength.
"NO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG JUST ASKED THAT OLD LADY OVER THERE!!!" Trunks said pointing to the old check out lady that check him out earlier.
"ALRIGHT CUTIE BUT DON'T TRY ANYTHING STUPID!!" the security lady said while she asked the old lady as Trunks waited.
"Ok your free to go!! But maybe we can have dinner sometime huh??" the security lady asked waiting for his response.
"Ok! But Im sorry Im married!!" Trunks said showing her his wedding ring walking out and headed his way to his car when he saw a little pink paper under his wind shield wiper stating a 300 dollar fine for using a handicap place with out a license.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!" Trunks yelled constantly getting in his car and headed home!!
OK GUYS HOPE THIS WAS LONGER THEN LAST CHAPTER AND I HOPE IT HAD A LITTLE HUMOR BUT IM RUNNING OUT OF HUMOR IDEAS SO ANYWAY PLEASE REVIEW AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!! NEXT CHAPTER MARRON IS BACK!! SO CHECK IT OUT AND AS ALWAYS R&R.