Ok, the first chapter wasn't that good, but I was in a hurry to get something posted. Oh, stupid cartoon paperclip! He made me put this line at the bottom. He's just staring at me, stalking me. ~~~

Gir is Cartman's house, with all the SP characters

Gir: This is fun!

Cartman notices Gir

Cartman: Hey, this thing's sweet! (picks up Gir)

Kenny: [Carefull, it's a tool of the alien, and it's pretending to be cute so it can bite your fat ass off!]

Cartman just gives a dirty look. Stan is looking depressed

Gir: Oh, what's wrong?

Stan is looking at a picture of Wendy. A tear rolls down his face.

Cartman: Ha! Crybaby!

Stan: Shut up, or I'll-

Cartman: (Looking at a TV guide) Oh, shit! We missed the whole first five minutes of Terrence and Phillip!

Cartman turns on the TV. Terrence and Phillip are on

Phillip: Hey, you God Damn donkey rapin' shit eater!

Terrence: Hey! Stop calling me a Donkey rapin' shit eater!

Phillip: OK, you're a shit-eating donkey raper!

Everyone laughs.

Later, Gir is at Zim's house

Gir: You donkey rapin' shit eater!

Zim: What does that mean?

Gir: It means you're a shit eatin' donkey raper!

Ha ha! This story is sweet! Mr. Papreclips scratching his head. I think he's completely cluless!