Weiss Kreuz ~ The Farfie
Disclaimer: Weiss does not belong to me. Nor does Schwarz. Sure, I keep Yohji chained up in my bedroom, but that doesn't mean I own him.*smirk*
So, without further ado, The Farfie (With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)
Cast:
Farfarello: The Farfie (the raven)
Tsukiyono Omi: The Narrator
Naoe Nagi: The Lost Love (Lenore)
Kudou Yohji: The Pallid Bust Above the Chamber Door
Bradley Crawford: Angel
Schuldich: Angel
Fujimiya Aya: Sound man
Hidaka Ken: Sound man
Quaterine Winner (me, the authoress (): Keeping the actors in line
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered, weak and weary.
Omi: *snore*
*Ken and Aya bang pots and blow over bottles to create storm sounds*
While I nodded
Nearly napping
Suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone gently rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
Ken: *taps at the door*
Omi: *sits up with a start* 'Tis some visitor, tapping at my chamber door. This it is and nothing more.
Nagi: *sighs* Get on with it
Q (meh): (disembodied voice) Don't make me whoop you later Nagi.
Omi: *goes to the door and opens it* Darkness there, and nothing more.
*Farfarello is heard cackling maniacally in the BG*
Omi: *shudders* Q, you must be kidding?
Q: GET ON WITH IT, TAKATORI!
*Omi sits back down in his chair and looks to the picture on the wall, which is shifting uncomfortably*
Omi: Ah, my lost love, the lost Nagi.
*He looks above his door* Darkness there, and nothing more
*The statue above the door shifts*
Q: Yohji, sit still!
Yohji: But Q. *whines*
Nagi: *from his position on the wall, shoves Yohji with his powers*
Q: ANYWAY.
*Tapping is heard from the window*
Omi: Ah, some visitor. *He opens the window*
*Farfarello steps in, a knife held in his teeth*
Q: (Disembodied voice) Quoth the Farfie:
Farfie: Nevermore. *licks a knife*
Omi: The angel's tinkling footsteps.
*The air suddenly fills with the smell of perfume as Schuldich and Crawford walk in, swinging a censer, dressed in angel wings*
*Aya and Ken ring bells*
Farfie: ANGELSS!! ANGELS!!! *he attacks Schu-Schu, who falls screaming to the floor*
Q: (voice from far away) Cut to the end *walks in and drags out a profusely bleeding Schu*
~FLASH!!~
*Omi is sprawled on the floor*
*Farfie sits on Yohji's head*
*Yohji squirms* Isn't there someone else he could be sitting on?
Ken: And the Farfie, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting.
*pan to Farfie*
Ken: on the pallid bust of Yotan just above the chamber door
And his eye has all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
Farfie: *his one eye gleams softly in the firelight*
Ken: and the lamplight streaming o'er him casts his shadow on the floor.
*Omi lies within Farfie's shadow on the floor*
Ken: And Omi's soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted.
All cast together: NEVERMORE.
*Yohji sneezes and Farfie topples to land on Omi*
Omi: *squeaks* Medic.
~ Owari, ne? ~
Heh heh. Just goes to show you why Q shouldn't be fed vegetables while watching the Halloween episode of the Simpsons. Anyway, R+R and maybe we write more parodies. Heh.
Yohji: Okay, now can I wash off the plaster powder? *Sneezes*
Q: Aw Yotan, I rather like you with it on.*giggle*
Yohji: *groans*
R+R
Ja, Mata!
Disclaimer: Weiss does not belong to me. Nor does Schwarz. Sure, I keep Yohji chained up in my bedroom, but that doesn't mean I own him.*smirk*
So, without further ado, The Farfie (With apologies to Edgar Allan Poe)
Cast:
Farfarello: The Farfie (the raven)
Tsukiyono Omi: The Narrator
Naoe Nagi: The Lost Love (Lenore)
Kudou Yohji: The Pallid Bust Above the Chamber Door
Bradley Crawford: Angel
Schuldich: Angel
Fujimiya Aya: Sound man
Hidaka Ken: Sound man
Quaterine Winner (me, the authoress (): Keeping the actors in line
Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered, weak and weary.
Omi: *snore*
*Ken and Aya bang pots and blow over bottles to create storm sounds*
While I nodded
Nearly napping
Suddenly there came a tapping
As of someone gently rapping
Rapping at my chamber door
Ken: *taps at the door*
Omi: *sits up with a start* 'Tis some visitor, tapping at my chamber door. This it is and nothing more.
Nagi: *sighs* Get on with it
Q (meh): (disembodied voice) Don't make me whoop you later Nagi.
Omi: *goes to the door and opens it* Darkness there, and nothing more.
*Farfarello is heard cackling maniacally in the BG*
Omi: *shudders* Q, you must be kidding?
Q: GET ON WITH IT, TAKATORI!
*Omi sits back down in his chair and looks to the picture on the wall, which is shifting uncomfortably*
Omi: Ah, my lost love, the lost Nagi.
*He looks above his door* Darkness there, and nothing more
*The statue above the door shifts*
Q: Yohji, sit still!
Yohji: But Q. *whines*
Nagi: *from his position on the wall, shoves Yohji with his powers*
Q: ANYWAY.
*Tapping is heard from the window*
Omi: Ah, some visitor. *He opens the window*
*Farfarello steps in, a knife held in his teeth*
Q: (Disembodied voice) Quoth the Farfie:
Farfie: Nevermore. *licks a knife*
Omi: The angel's tinkling footsteps.
*The air suddenly fills with the smell of perfume as Schuldich and Crawford walk in, swinging a censer, dressed in angel wings*
*Aya and Ken ring bells*
Farfie: ANGELSS!! ANGELS!!! *he attacks Schu-Schu, who falls screaming to the floor*
Q: (voice from far away) Cut to the end *walks in and drags out a profusely bleeding Schu*
~FLASH!!~
*Omi is sprawled on the floor*
*Farfie sits on Yohji's head*
*Yohji squirms* Isn't there someone else he could be sitting on?
Ken: And the Farfie, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting.
*pan to Farfie*
Ken: on the pallid bust of Yotan just above the chamber door
And his eye has all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming.
Farfie: *his one eye gleams softly in the firelight*
Ken: and the lamplight streaming o'er him casts his shadow on the floor.
*Omi lies within Farfie's shadow on the floor*
Ken: And Omi's soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted.
All cast together: NEVERMORE.
*Yohji sneezes and Farfie topples to land on Omi*
Omi: *squeaks* Medic.
~ Owari, ne? ~
Heh heh. Just goes to show you why Q shouldn't be fed vegetables while watching the Halloween episode of the Simpsons. Anyway, R+R and maybe we write more parodies. Heh.
Yohji: Okay, now can I wash off the plaster powder? *Sneezes*
Q: Aw Yotan, I rather like you with it on.*giggle*
Yohji: *groans*
R+R
Ja, Mata!