Pre-Story Fun (or 'A Jealous Wufei')

DVG: Hai! Well, I did say I was gonna be coming back real soon with a new story and here it is! I'm thinkin' of some nice little 1x2x1 action in this-

Wufei: ONNA! This is immoral! Injustice! You just Duo with me, now you're going to take him and throw him with Suicide Boy?! [1]

DVG: Geez, Wufei. You make me sound like I'm turning Duo into a ho.

Duo: *Chibi-Eyed Pout* You didn't Wuffie?

DVG: *giggles insanely as Wufei splutters*

W: Don't you feel like this is an injustice, Duo?

D: ...not really...either way, I'm paired with a sexy guy. *Victory sign*

DVG: Buwaha! See! He agrees with me! *grins*

W: *smiles smugly* Wait until Heero hears about this.

DVG: *smiles just as smugly back* You forget- I'm the author.

W: *cute little whimper* But- but- it's not fair!

DVG: It's entirely fair. At least to me and Duo it is.

Heero: ...

DVG: See, there we go, even Heero likes the idea 'cause he didn't threaten to kill me.

W: But you're the author! *splutters indignantly* ONNA!

DVG: Keep this up and my next fic will -not- be so nice, Wufei. *Author Death Glare*

D: Heh...I warned you Fei, just remember last time. Don't want another 'Sleepless Musings', do you? [1]

W: *nosebleed* *runs off to find some tissues*

DVG: Buwaha, no one can beat the author! *Victory sign*

D: I can!

DVG: And just how can -you- beat the author, measly Gundam pilot?!

D: *Chibi-Eyed Pout* You know you luff meh! I'm too adorable to resist!

DVG: Awww...*snuggle* Damn you! You know the weakness! Evil...

D: Heh...Too true...Just ask Heero and Wufei...*Cheshire cat grin*

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End of Pre-Story Fun (And Wufei is still jealous, just now jealous with a nosebleed.)

[1]For those who haven't read my first fic 'Of Blood and Tears', it's in reference to that where I paired Duo with Wufei. ^^ So is 'Sleepless Musings', I wrote it to poke fun while writing the last chapter to 'Of Blood And Tears'.

Now click! Click to the first chapter and be amazed! Buwaha! You know you wanna...*click*