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Japanese Lawyers: Err…what am I supposed to do now?
KBM: How should I know?
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KBM's Talk Show Episode 2:
KBM: Hello fans or who ever you are! *waves to…um…you?*
Crowd: YAY!
KBM: Today's guest is Seto!
Seto: *walk into the stage* I thought Bakura was supposed to be here!
KBM: You saw the tape didn't you?
Seto: Yea…
KBM: They're kinda stuck…
Seto: They're your friends! Won't their parents worry?
KBM: O__O FUCK! *changes the subject* Time for Silhouette!
Seto: *groans* No…
Silhouette
KBM: Say hello to the guests
Seto: Hi…you better not say any shit about me or I'll sue you till the end!
Joey: *in Alvin and the Chipmunks voice* You don't even know who we are you dumb ass!
Seto: -____-
KBM: Here's the question, Is Seto Perverted?
Seto: o__O;
Yami: *Yes*
Mokuba: *No*
Noa: *Yes*
Joey: *Yes*
Seto: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
KBM: O___O Why I never…explain your selves…
Yami: If he's not perverted, then how on earth did he knew that I was wearing pink boxers with bunnies on them? ___
KBM: Yami? ^___^;
Seto: Yami is the one with the bunny ears!
Yami: Err…fuck! Let's trade seats people!
Everyone: *rearranging their seats*
Seto: -_____- DAMN IT!
Noa: *in a fake girly voice combined with Alvin and the Chipmunks voice* He is very perverted!
Seto: A girl…that's Tea or Mai…
Noa: He peeked when I was in the shower!
Mokuba: O____O I was living with a pervert?! Noa, can I live with you instead?
Noa: Sure little bro! ^___^ muwahahahahahaha…
Seto: Mokuba and Noa are there too, eh? Mokuba's the one with the big nose and Noa's the one with a dog head!
Noa: FUCK YOU! ___
Mokuba: Let's change again…
Everyone: *rearranging their seats once more*
KBM: And the last one? ^___^;
Joey: *mimics Tristen's voice* I saw him looking through porn magazines during class…
Seto: That IS so NOT true!
Joey: Deny it if you want but you know the truth!
Seto: What are you my mom?
Joey: No…
Seto: I know you are!
Joey: For the last time I am not your mother!
Seto: Are you my daddy then?
Yami: Daddy?
Noa and Mokuba: ^___^;
Joey: I'M JOEY! I am not your mom, therefore, I am Joey, not your dad but, only Joey! There is only one Joey on this stage and that is I, Joey! Therefore I am neither your mom nor you dad! My last name is not Kaiba; it is Wheeler, which goes by my name, Joey! Which is, I, Joey Wheeler!
Seto: You're not Joey! You're Mojojojo!
Joey: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! ____
KBM: O___O; Okay…on with the next question…Does Seto sleep in the nude?
Seto: Who the fuck comes up with these questions?!
Noa: *snickers* *Yes*
Mokuba: *Yes*
Yami: *mimics Tea's voice* How the hell should I know?
Joey: *mimics Ryou's voice* Ditto
KBM: Please explain
Mokuba: I have to live with him, you know, and I know it! I swear it's going to scar my poor little head for the rest of my life…-____-
Noa: *mimics Yami's voice* I don't need to explain my self…fact is a fact!
Seto: I know that's you YAMI!!!! ___
Yami: I said, "How the hell should I know" not "I don't need to explain my self…fact is a fact!" Which I have to agree…
Seto: Yami, you're the one with the little bow…
Yami: You know what to do…-_____-
Everyone: *rearranging their seats*
KBM: Those questions was from Kiera!
Seto: O___O I thought she was my fan girl!
KBM: Friends come first!
Seto: ;___;
Noa: *mimics the freaky fish guy's voice* There's no need to cry when you have the almighty sea around you!
Yami: O___O You're good…
KBM: o__O; Anyways…I made a mistake…on the last fic, I said questions are welcome but I did not say that it was for Silhouette…sorry but I'll make it up to you later on!
Seto: Still making mistakes…
KBM: If you think that way, how about this question? That just came out of my head, fresh as the…a…spring water! Yeah, that's it! Spring water!
Seto: -____-;
Joey: I'm HUNGRY!
Seto: Joey with a bunny ears! Boy am I good?
Boys: Like hell you are!
Seto: -____-
Joey: Seat arrangement!!!
Everyone: *I don't even bother*
KBM: Here's the question…hehehe…*evil grin*
Seto: *gulp*
KBM: Please tell me if Seto fixed his face!
Seto: That's what you thought about? O__o;
KBM: I always wanted to ask that!
Noa: *Yes*
Mokuba: *Yes*
Yami: *Yes*
Joey: *Yes*
Seto: O____O
KBM: Again with everyone!
Noa: *mimics Mai's voice* When I was at the hospital for face-lift, I saw him there!
Seto: I've never done such thing!
Noa: *mimics Mai's voice* I have proof!
Screen: *picture of Seto getting his face fixed appear*
Crowd: *gasp*
Noa: *mumbles* I love technology…
Mokuba: *whispers* You're good…
Joey: *whispers* Do you have any other fake pictures like that?
Noa: *whispers* There's plenty to go around…heheheh…
Everyone: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
KBM: -______-
Seto: That's so freaky! *whacked by a cushion* Aw! What was that for?
KBM: You're the one who started this mess!
Seto: Really?
KBM: -_____- *plays the last episode*
Screen: Seto: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seto: o__O; That's me?
KBM: Yes it is…-____-;
Yami: *mimic Mai's voice* Can we go now? I have to get my nails done!
Seto: I'll sue you Mai! Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mai: *from the crowds* I'm here you guff ball!
Seto: O____O What the? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! I hear dead people! *runs around in circles like his hair's on fire*
KBM: And for everybody's favorite question, do you know what kind of underwear Seto is wearing?
Seto: Fuck…-____-
Noa: *Yes*
Mokuba: *Yes*
Yami: *Yes*
Joey: *Yes*
KBM: The moment of truth!
Yami *mimics Pegasus' voice* Kaiba-Boy isn't wearing anything!
Seto: O____O
Noa: *mimics Yugi's voice* Oh my…is that true Seto-Kun?
Seto: IT'S NOT!
Mokuba: *mimics Bandit Keith's voice* Ha! The punk isn't wearing anything! That's worse than I am!
Seto: I AM NOT!
Joey: *mimics Isis' voice* Ew…that's very nasty…
Yami: *mimics Malik's voice* You got that right sis! I think I'm going to brainwash myself so I won't have to remember this sickening event!
Seto: -_____-
KBM: Next question is, Dose Seto sleeps with a stuffed animal?
Seto: What the fuck?!
Noa: *Yes*
Mokuba: *yes*
Yami: *Yes*
Joey: *Yes*
KBM: O___O
Seto: -_____-
KBM: He does?
Yami: *mimics Pegasus' voice* Yes, that is quite true. Kaiba-Boy sleeps with a Barney plushie-
Seto: O_____O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Yami: *still mimicking* -while sucking on his fingers…he looks so adorable like that…it worth hiding cameras in his room and the bathroom…and when his sleeping in the nude and taking a shower…
Seto: *faints*
Everyone: O____O
KBM: Guys…I think we went a little too far…
Joey: It ain't my fault! You told us to do it!
Noa: What are we supposed to do now?
KBM: Let's answer the questions from the reviewers! First is, Yami's lil gurlfriend! She asked, "Can you tell me how you get your fiction posted? Cuz I'm new to the internet and this web site...so please, tell me because I wanna post a fan fiction up."
Noa: Can I answer the question?
KBM: Sure!
Noa: You first have to save your fic into a HTML document on your computer. This is how, you save your fic with "save as" and on that little box, it'll say "save as type" you choose "HTML document." Then you click on the document you just saved, then copy the address on the top! Then you go to Document Manage in your…err…box thing when you sign on in FF.Net! You put your document address on the bottom and name it! Then you need to go to "Create a Story." You do as it says like what category…and other stuff. Then you'll know what to do! ^______^
KBM: Good job Noa! Next question is, "What does OAV mean?" from Kalitra, A Mistress of OCC! This time…you answer it Yami!
Yami: OAV's like alpha and omega except it's a whole different story, not a sequel. OAV of Yu-Gi-OH! is alpha and the one you're watching through Kids WB, which is really called Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters, is omega. Don't ask me what OAV means… forgot…
KBM: Thank you Yami. The next question is from JenniChan, "Why does anyone hate Tea/Anzu so much that they can't keep them away from the place they wanna be?" Joey?
Joey: Why do we hate her? We just do! Snow Rabbit dose as well. She just do! And there's a club for it! Anti-Tea Club by Wingzero! We all just do/hate her friendship speeches/her face/attitude/everything/and also being a bad waitress. And why we can't keep them away? For fun maybe? Or just to torture her more!
KBM: I hope that answered your question and Thank you Joey, and from Shiro Amayagi to Tea, "Tea, why does everyone hate you? I mean, all that friendship stuff sickens me, but it DOES seem like it helps you guys duel." Tea?
Tea: My friends hate me? They don't hate me! Our friendship is strong as an ox, sticky as honey, and there's nothing will take us apart for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever-
Joey: *covering his ears with bread* ____
Yami: *wearing ear muffs*
Yugi: *listening to music with his CD player* ^______^
Tristen: *sleeping*
Ryou: * wearing sound-proof helmet* -_____-
Everyone else: *covering their ears with their hands*
Tea: -and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever! ^____^
KBM: I see…guys, dose Tea's friendship speeches cheer you up?
Yami: Hell no! I try to finish the duel off quickly so I don't have to hear those lame speeches!
Joey: Same here…it's all because of the heart of the cards! ^____^
Tea: I know you're all joking! ^____^
Everyone: -______-
KBM: From Child of the Strata to Malik, "If you wanted one animal in the world extinct what would it be and why?"
Malik: A T-Rex to help my Yami from Chucky…I mean, Chucky dose seems nice and all…
KBM: He is! He gave our pizza for free! ^______^
Noa: I didn't get any pizza! ;___;
KBM: Anyway, this is for Tea, and it's an event! "bleach her hair and dye it in blood!"
Tea: I always wanted to bleach my hair! But I don't want to dye it in blood…oh well! *goes off to bleach/dye her hair*
KBM: Okay…
Seto: *wakes up* What happened?
KBM: Finally! Silhouette's over!
Seto: It's time for ghost stories! ^____^
KBM: Not really…
My Reflection
KBM: Okay, today, we won't be telling ghost stories
Seto: O___O WHAT?!
KBM: But instead, we'll do jump rope!
Seto: That's for little girl!
KBM: Whatever! Here's the Japanese Seto!
J.Seto: How are you?
Seto: Fine…until now
J.Seto: I know what you mean…-____-
Seto: Hey…how come I sound so old?
J.Seto: I'm not the only one!
Seto: Shut up!
J.Seto: You shut up!
KBM: Both of you shut up!
Seto and J.Seto: Yes ma'am
KBM: Here comes OAV Seto…
OAV Seto: *walk into the stage*
Seto and J.Seto: O______O
OAV Seto: -_____-
Seto and J.Seto: I GOT A FREAKING GREEN HAIR WITH FUCKING ORANGE EYES?!?! O__________O
OAV Seto: Dude…what's up with your trench coats?
Seto: *shocked* Gr…green…hair…
J.Seto: I got orange eyes! What am I Ceres?
KBM: Ceres with green hair you mean…
Seto and J.Seto: *cries* What the hell did happen to my beautiful face? I WANT MY MIRROR!!!
KBM: o___O;
OAV Seto: I am not ugly! I own Kaiba Land while you two only own Kaiba Corp.!
Seto: Kirby Land?
J.Seto: I thought he said Yoshi Land! I want to go!
Seto: Yeah! I want a Yoshi!
KBM: I need help…
All the Setos: *argue who's cuter*
Old KFC Guy with a white tuxedo and a stick (KFC Dude): *pop out from the back* POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP! ^_____^
All the Setos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! *jump back holding onto his heart*
KFC Dude: Corn Chicken! Buy it today! *disappears*
All the Setos: Popcorn Chicken? O___o
KBM: KFC paid me to do it! More money…heheheheh…
All the Setos: -_______-
Yami: At least it's not a wig…
J.Yami: Yup…
OAV Yami: That was funny though…
KBM: Time for jumpie ropie!
All the Setos: -______-
KBM: Don't worry, be happy!
All the Setos: -_____-
KBM: -_____-
All the Setos: -_______-
Ronald from McDonalds: *jump out of nowhere* PUT A SMILE ON!
All the Setos: GGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *jump back again* IT'S A CLOWN! GET IT AWAY FROM MEH! ___
Ronald: Eat at McDonalds today! *disappears*
KBM: They also paid me!
All the Setos: -_____-
Seto: Is that all?
KBM: About it…I think…
J.Seto: Let's just jump and get this over with!
KBM: Wait a sec! I have a gift from Kiera before she left!
Seto: What is it?
KBM: *give a box to Seto*
J.Seto: OooOOOOoooOOoo…
OAV Seto: I wonder what's inside…
Seto: *opens the box*
Jack: *pops out from the box*
All the Setos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! ANOTHER CLOWN!
Jack: Eat at Jack in the Box! It's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than McDonalds!
Ronald: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Jack: We all know that you sell chickens that are actually, 10% chicken filled with tofu!
Ronald: Why you! *starts to fight…with a box*
Jack: *hides into his box*
All the Setos: -_____-;
KBM: Okay…look! Here's the tape from Kiera and Zayanna! *plays the tape*
*on screen*
Kiera: I am very scared…
Zayanna: Just don't pee in your pants!
Bakura: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Kiera: Shut up!
Zayanna: At least we got away from that girl…
Kiera: What's that on the tree?
Bakura: O____O
Zayanna: It's a doll…hanging down from a tree…like a hangman…
Kiera: That's not a doll! That's…that's…a plastic model…-____-;
???????: *hides behind a tree*
Zayanna: What was that?
Kiera: I don't know…
?????: *comes out behind the tree* GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Bakura: IT'S A BIG FOOT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! O____O
*tape is now filming different place*
Bakura: We're now, on a house…it seems old, but it's safe…
Zayanna: Yet…
Kiera: We'll be safe when the hell freezes over!
???: SqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! NURSES!!!
Kiera: It's a rat…
Nurse Demon: Did anyone call me?
Bakura: Let's get out of here!
*filming different place…again*
Kiera: Thanks to this genius, we've been running around and we've found a perfect spot! ^__________^
Zayanna: A cave…-___-
Bakura: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!
Kiera: Thank goodness I bought these duck tapes with me!
Zayanna: What do you mean you? We found it by the bushes!
??????: Hiya kids!
Zayanna: O____O It can't be!
Kiera: It is!
Bakura: O_____O mmmmffffffffffffffffffff!
Everyone: It's Barney! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*location changes*
Bakura: *back of a truck* -_____-
Kiera: *sitting by the driver* Thanks for the ride Mr.!
Mr.: Your welcome kids!
Zayanna: I wonder if he'll be all right with the coffin…
Kiera: I'm sure he is!
Bakura: So cold…
Coffin: *starts to move*
Bakura: Huh?
Old man: *tries to open the coffin*
Bakura: ZOMBIE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*tape stops*
Seto: O____O
J.Seto: Poor Bakura…
OAV Seto: I have to agree…
KBM: Our next guest will be Pegasus!
Seto: I'm free…I'M FREE! *runs around with joy then slam himself against the wall* x___x
KBM: ^____^; Please review!