Sleepless Musings Part Two

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Yep, yours truly had another great inspiration for fun during another good few days of no sleep. *sigh* This is only for pure entertainment, the next chapter is well on its way. It's all sleep deprivation, so don't worry, that's a thing that can be easily cured. *nod nod*

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DVG: Well, this has certainly been an interesting story so far, ne guys?

Heero: No. You made me cry. That's just -wrong-. *Death Glare*

Duo: *groans* Don't start sounding like Wufei...

H: But it WAS wrong!

D: Yeah, well, you weren't the guy gettin' shot at, were you? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought.

H: Don't get pissed off at me! It's all -her- fault! *points to the author*

Wufei (nosebleed free): See! Someone finally agrees with me for once! So- nyah! *stick tongue out*

D: *muttering* ...you all can be such children sometimes...*sigh*

H: You're not one to talk, Duo.

DVG: *snorts* -I've- got all the reviewers on -my- side. So- NYAH! *thwaps Wufei and Heero over the head with an enormous white paper fan* And be nice to my Duo-channerz, or this 'Sleepless Musings' could get ugly.

D: *evil grin*

W: *cute, indignant spluttering* Injustice! First you take Duo away and decide to put him with Suicide Boy and now you're THREATENING us?!

H: God damn it! You try to self-destruct your Gundam with you still inside it -once-...or twice...and you're automatically labeled 'Suicide Boy'!

D: *clears throat significantly* You forgot to mention that time you jumped from the hospital window without a parachute or -anything- and broke your leg and I had to watch as you set it...*shudder* Not to mention the countless number of hazardous mobile suit battles- though we're all guilty of that-...The insanity when you're under the influence of the Zero system-

H: We get the point. *glares* Like you haven't done anything suicidal.

D: Aw, c'mon Heero, dun be such a spoilsport. Just because you were wrong-

H: Who said I was wrong?

D: Er- Just because you stretched the truth a tad too much-

H: 'Stretched the truth a tad too much'?

W: Give it up, Yuy. Duo's only going to twist it to his advantage...

D: Hey now! I resent that remark! *Chibi-Eyed Pout*

DVG: *thwaps them all over the head with her enormous white paper fan* Cease and desist! You're tempting me far too much. *a maniacal grin spreads across her face*

H: *is scared*

W: *grumbling* I still think this is an injustice...

D: Duncha worry, Fei-chan, I'm sure Heero wouldn't mind you joining us if we ever get through the author's melodramatic angsty torture in 'Nowhere To Run'. *wink wink nudge nudge* 1x2x5 anyone?

W & H: O.O!!!! *nosebleeds the capacity of Niagara Falls* O,O!!! *the two Asian Gundam pilots run off in search of tissues*

D: *cackles* Ahahahahahahahahaha! *falls over in fits of laughter*

DVG: *innocent smile that fools no one* Well, I -did- warn them, now didn't I?

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End 'Sleepless Musings'