Disclaimer: What do you think? To own or not to own, that is the question!
Japanese Lawyers: What the hell?!
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KBM's Talk Show Episode 3!
KBM: Hello ya'll! How are you doing?
Crowd: DEATH TO ALL HOMEWORKS! o
KBM: I have to agree…today's guest is…Unicorn-Boy…-____-
Pegasus: I really need to know who this "Unicorn-Boy" is!
KBM: I don't care, it's time for~ *wait for the crowd to say Silhouette* ^_____^
Crowds: *dead silent*
Crickets: *dead silent*
KBM: -_____- Thanks a lot! Don't I get ANY respects around here?
Everyone: No…
KBM: -____-
Silhouette
KBM: Say hi…
Pegasus: Hello! ^_____^
Shadi: Why am I here again?
Yami: -____-
Seto: What the hell is this horse with wings doing here?! O___O
Pegasus (PP as in Pegasus' pops): Hello Pegasus-Boy
Pegasus: Dada-Boy! ^_____^
KBM: I feel sick all of the sudden…*run to the little girls room*
Yami: The poor girl…
Seto: I won't call her poor if I were you!
KBM: *comes back* I'm okay…the question is, do you know what kind of under-slash that out! I don't even wanna know! O____O
Yami: I have to agree!
Seto: Little kids are watching this too, no da! *wearing a Chiriko mask*
PP: o___O;
Pegasus: I'll tell you myself! ^___________^
Shadi: *covering his ears* *singing The Smurfs' theme* Lalalalalalalalalalala…o
Yami: O___O
Seto: O___O
PP: That's my boy!
Pegasus: I'm wearing-*get hit my a train* x____x
Train: Subway, eat fresh!
Seto: Another one…-____-
KBM: Heheheh…the next question is, is Pegasus a mama's boy?
Yami: *Yes*
Seto: *Yes*
Shadi: *Yes*
PP: *No*
KBM: Why yes?
Yami: I saw him going to the mall to buy new clothes with his mother!
KBM: O____O
Seto: I think I saw him too! Was that about a week ago?
Yami: Yup!
Shadi: Is that so?
Yami: I saw him going to a CHANGING ROOM with his MOTHER!
Shadi: Oh yeah…I think I saw him buying his Funny Bunny Halloween costume…with his mom…and when I first saw him, he was talking to his mother on his cell phone, too…
PP: What are you people talking about? That was me! You've never seen a flying horse cross-dress before? Geesh!
Everyone: o__O;
Pegasus: That's my Daddy-Boy! ^ - ^
PP: I know Pegsy-Boy!
KBM: Err…father like son?
Shadi: More like an mythical creature like…err…one eyed Jack? ^___^;
KBM: And why no?
PP: 'Cause Pegasus-Boy's a papa's boy! ^____^
Yami: I've never heard of that…o__O
Seto: More like papa SLASH mama's boy…-____-;
KBM: Here's another question, do you think that Pegasus was dropped when he has a baby?
Yami: *Yes*
Seto: *Yes*
Shadi: *Yes*
PP: *Yes*
KBM: I knew it!
Yami: Well, of course! Who would be SANE after getting dropped when they were young?
Seto: I have to agree…and look at his face! He wouldn't be looking like that after getting dropped!
Pegasus Aren't I gorgeous?
KBM: Somebody help me!
PP: He was dropped when he was a baby…I tried to feed him some grass but I accidentally dropped him since I don't have any fingers…-____-;
Shadi: Grass?
Pegasus: I like cheese! *drools*
Seto: Isn't that supposed to be, "I like eggs?"
Pegasus: Eggs cheese same thing!
Yami: No it isn't
PP: Mama says it is and it is!
Yami: o__O
KBM: Okay…the next question…is Pegasus gay?
Seto: You think? *Yes*
Yami: *Yes* -_____-;
PP: *No*
Shadi: *No*
KBM: O_____O Someone actually thinks he's not gay?
Shadi: He is married…-____-
PP: My little baby…all grown up! ;___;
Yami: The poor woman…
Seto: Tell me about it…
KBM: How come his wife isn't here?
Pegasus: My wife's dead
KBM: Am I supposed to feel sympathy for him or no?
Seto: His wife probably killed her self…
KBM: *summons Pegasus' wife* Did you committed suicide?
Cecelia: Not really…
Pegasus: My sweet little bumblebee!
Everyone else: o__O;
KBM: Please Mrs. Pegasus, tell us what happened…
Cecelia: You see, my husband accidentally hit me in the coconut with a frying pan…
Yami: o__O
KBM: Coconut?
Shadi: I think her brain's busted…-____-
Seto: The poor lady
PP: That's my Pegasus-Boy!
Pegasus: ^___^
Cecelia: -_____-; But most of all, I hate his horse…
KBM: Mrs. Pegasus?
Cecelia: Yes?
KBM: That horse's your father in-law…^___^;
Cecelia: O_____O I MARRIED TO A ONE-EYED JACK WITH A HORSE FOR ITS PARENT?!
Pegasus: Aww…you flatter me! ^___~
KBM: Feel sick again…*run towards the nearest bathroom*
Cecelia: It must be the flu…I'm out of here! *leaves*
Pegasus: No! My sweet little bumblebee! *runs after her*
Yami: What now?
Seto: I say we take over!
KBM: *still in the bathroom throwing up pizzas on the toilet*
Shadi: I'm not really sure about this…
Seto: It'll be fun! ^_____^
Shadi: That's because you already when through this talk show…
Yami: True…
Pegasus: My princess!
Cecelia: Get the hell away from me! o
PP: Don't talk that kind of shit to my muffin-boy!
Yami: What the fuck?!
Seto: o__O;
Shadi: Muffin-boy? Now I heard everything…
Seto: Anyway…let's play a prank on the authoress! And who's with me?
Tea: *raise her hand*
Asuka (from Evangelion): *raise her hand*
Seto: Who are you?
Asuka: My name is Asuka Langley Sohryu, I'm the second child for NERV in Tokyo3! I'm the most smart, beautiful, skilled, cute, powerful-*goes on for hours*
KBM: *sleeping in her room* zZZZzzzZZZzzZZZzzZZZZzzZZZzzZZZzzZZZzzZZZzz
Seto: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Asuka: …
Seto: You hate her because?
Asuka: I heard she's going to do another talk show dedicated to Evangelion so…better get her now!
Shinji: -_____-;
Meilin (from Card Captors): *raise her hand* I'm in!
Seto: How come they're all girls? -_____-;
Amelia: But isn't that injustice?
Seto: Err…no…it isn't…
Amelia: I'm in!
Wufei: I'm in too!
Asuka: What did she do to you? O__o
Wufei: I just like justice! ^_____^
Asuka: Moron…
Seto: Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*back to Bakura with the zombie*
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! A ZOMBIE!!! o *jump off the truck*
Zombie: o__O; *goes back to sleep*
Kiera: What was that all about?
Zayanna: I don't know…just forget about it!
Kiera: Okay…
Bakura: Why me? T-T I know! *goes back into Ryou's Ring*
*Back to the…err…studio*
Bakura: *appears next to Ryou* *blink blink* ^__^ I'M SAVED!
Ryou: Good for you Bakura…^___^;
Shadi: Can't we just do a telethon and get it over with?
Seto: Why that?
Shadi: She did say that she's doing this to earn money so she can pay Chuckey's hospital bills…
Seto: Oh yeah…we'll do the torture afterwards
*Telethon?*
Yami: Welcome to our…err…telethon thingy…whatever that is…
Seto: Here we have limited offer! We have the famous, one of a kind, Millennium Eye Lashes? What the hell?
Yugi: I found it in KBM's room…^___^;
Mokuba: Starting from a penny!
Bakura: 2 pennies!
Y.Malik: 3 pennies!
Bakura: 4 pennies! __
Y.Malik: 5 pennies! __
*50 minutes later and now, they're betting 3 dollars and 12 cents*
Seto: This is getting nowhere!
Pegasus: Ten billion dollars!
Bakura and Y.Malik: …
Yami: Err…sold!
Pegasus: ^___^
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KBM: That's kind short huh? I have to ask you about the telethon thing…here are the items that are available:
1, Millennium Toe Nails (it dye your toe nails into neon purple)
2, Millennium Socks (it has power to turn people into socks)
3, Yami Yugi's boxers? O__o
4, Seto Kaiba's silver trench coat
5, Yugi's teddy bear
6, Ryou's naked baby pictures
7, Malik's motorcycle
8, Isis' dress
9, Joey's Red Eyes Black Dragon?
10, Yami Yugi's "cape"
11, Seto's Blue Eyes White Dragon Cards