Sleepless and Highly Caffeinated Musings
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In response to some puzzled readers, have no fear! For this fic is no where near through yet! Buwaha! But for the moment, as I am working on the next drama-filled chapter, you must put up with more insanity from inside the depths of my morbid mind. This go round though, there's been a deadly mix of too much sugar and caffeine with all those sleepless nights...
-You-. -Have-. -Been-. -Warned-.
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DVG: *singing loudly* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...deedle-y deedle- y doo- Holy shit...
[Heero is seen hurtling past in what suspiciously look like a red silk man- thong and black fishnets, laughing maniacally]
DVG: *blink blink* ...nani?
[Duo, clad in a tight-as-hell black leather dominatrix outfit and long chestnut hair unraveled, soon follows with a whip in hand]
Duo: *cracks whip* Damn it Heero! Slow down! You know I can't run fast in this!
Heero: *reappears and is definitely in a red silk man-thong and black fishnets* All you have to do is ask...
DVG: *searches for drool bucket*
Duo: *purrs* Care to help a lover in need?
[Wufei's voice floats over the dangerously drool-worthy sexy bishounen scene]
Wufei: Hurry up you two! The bed's getting cold!
[The two sexy Gundam pilots scamper out of view and the sound of zippers and the removing of tight leather clothing is heard, amid a few other suggestive noises...The view slowly turning in the direction of the sounds...Then...The author is snapped back to reality]
Duo: Damn, you had to wake up right at the good part. *pouts*
DVG: *grumbles* Well if the two bakas over there would stop interrupting...
[Heero and Wufei are lost in a pile of countless numbers of bloodied Kleenex and whimpering]
Heero: *deer in the headlights look* A man-thong and fishnets...*though secretly, since hidden by the enormous mount of tissues, he leans over to Wufei and whispers* How does she do it? How does she know so much about us?
Wufei: *sigh* Duo must be videotaping us -again-...We've got to keep our eye on him tonight.
Heero: *nod nod* Hai...Can't let the author let any more information about us leak through her 'Sleepless Musings'.
Wufei: Shall we kill her now or later?
Heero: We can't, she's the author. It's inconceivable. Inconceivable! Damn it, what the hell kind of word is that anyway? 'Inconceivable'.
Duo: You've been watching 'The Princess Bride' again, haven't you DVG? That annoying little guy must've said 'inconceivable' like a million times in one sentence.
DVG: Yeah...I only watched it once though. I had just finished the new extended Lord Of The Rings movie for like the trillionth time...in a row...so I had to mix things up a bit before returning my worshipping gaze to the sexiest Elf alive. *rummages around* Now where's my damn drool bucket- Ah here it is...LEGOLAS!!!!!! *DROOL* It's gotta be the elf. Only a true man can parade around in tights. Of course, they coulda made his shirt a tad shorter...then I coulda got a good view of his-
Duo: *knows where that statement was heading* O.O!! There could be little eyes reading this! They don't need to be corrupted by the twisted ways of your mind!
DVG: Well, it's too late for that. If they've already gotten -this- far into this part of 'Sleepless Musings', then yeah, it's too late for that.
Duo: *sigh* True...You do have a point.
DVG: So can I say it now?
Duo: Might as well.
DVG: -package! Orlando Bloom...*dreamy eyes* If you're reading this Orlando- I LOVE YOU!!!!
Duo: I thought you loved -me-! *Chibi-Eyed Pout*
DVG: Oh I do, duncha worry Duo-channerz. *snuggles* He's just a real life person though, and unless I meet a real life Duo then he'll do just fine. That, and I'm having so much fun with you and Heero and Wufei that I just let them do all the dirty work. *evil grin* It's almost time now, isn't it?
Duo: *checks watch* Oh yeah...
[As if on cue, Wufei's voice calls Duo and there's a whip crack]
Duo: *winks* I told Wufei he could be the dominate one this time. *races off*
DVG: ^_______________^
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End 'Sleepless and Highly Caffeinated Musings'
(I'm like this all the time, so get used to it, besides, this was only the tip of the hentai/yaoi ecchiness that goes on in my head...^^)
***
In response to some puzzled readers, have no fear! For this fic is no where near through yet! Buwaha! But for the moment, as I am working on the next drama-filled chapter, you must put up with more insanity from inside the depths of my morbid mind. This go round though, there's been a deadly mix of too much sugar and caffeine with all those sleepless nights...
-You-. -Have-. -Been-. -Warned-.
***
DVG: *singing loudly* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...deedle-y deedle- y doo- Holy shit...
[Heero is seen hurtling past in what suspiciously look like a red silk man- thong and black fishnets, laughing maniacally]
DVG: *blink blink* ...nani?
[Duo, clad in a tight-as-hell black leather dominatrix outfit and long chestnut hair unraveled, soon follows with a whip in hand]
Duo: *cracks whip* Damn it Heero! Slow down! You know I can't run fast in this!
Heero: *reappears and is definitely in a red silk man-thong and black fishnets* All you have to do is ask...
DVG: *searches for drool bucket*
Duo: *purrs* Care to help a lover in need?
[Wufei's voice floats over the dangerously drool-worthy sexy bishounen scene]
Wufei: Hurry up you two! The bed's getting cold!
[The two sexy Gundam pilots scamper out of view and the sound of zippers and the removing of tight leather clothing is heard, amid a few other suggestive noises...The view slowly turning in the direction of the sounds...Then...The author is snapped back to reality]
Duo: Damn, you had to wake up right at the good part. *pouts*
DVG: *grumbles* Well if the two bakas over there would stop interrupting...
[Heero and Wufei are lost in a pile of countless numbers of bloodied Kleenex and whimpering]
Heero: *deer in the headlights look* A man-thong and fishnets...*though secretly, since hidden by the enormous mount of tissues, he leans over to Wufei and whispers* How does she do it? How does she know so much about us?
Wufei: *sigh* Duo must be videotaping us -again-...We've got to keep our eye on him tonight.
Heero: *nod nod* Hai...Can't let the author let any more information about us leak through her 'Sleepless Musings'.
Wufei: Shall we kill her now or later?
Heero: We can't, she's the author. It's inconceivable. Inconceivable! Damn it, what the hell kind of word is that anyway? 'Inconceivable'.
Duo: You've been watching 'The Princess Bride' again, haven't you DVG? That annoying little guy must've said 'inconceivable' like a million times in one sentence.
DVG: Yeah...I only watched it once though. I had just finished the new extended Lord Of The Rings movie for like the trillionth time...in a row...so I had to mix things up a bit before returning my worshipping gaze to the sexiest Elf alive. *rummages around* Now where's my damn drool bucket- Ah here it is...LEGOLAS!!!!!! *DROOL* It's gotta be the elf. Only a true man can parade around in tights. Of course, they coulda made his shirt a tad shorter...then I coulda got a good view of his-
Duo: *knows where that statement was heading* O.O!! There could be little eyes reading this! They don't need to be corrupted by the twisted ways of your mind!
DVG: Well, it's too late for that. If they've already gotten -this- far into this part of 'Sleepless Musings', then yeah, it's too late for that.
Duo: *sigh* True...You do have a point.
DVG: So can I say it now?
Duo: Might as well.
DVG: -package! Orlando Bloom...*dreamy eyes* If you're reading this Orlando- I LOVE YOU!!!!
Duo: I thought you loved -me-! *Chibi-Eyed Pout*
DVG: Oh I do, duncha worry Duo-channerz. *snuggles* He's just a real life person though, and unless I meet a real life Duo then he'll do just fine. That, and I'm having so much fun with you and Heero and Wufei that I just let them do all the dirty work. *evil grin* It's almost time now, isn't it?
Duo: *checks watch* Oh yeah...
[As if on cue, Wufei's voice calls Duo and there's a whip crack]
Duo: *winks* I told Wufei he could be the dominate one this time. *races off*
DVG: ^_______________^
***
End 'Sleepless and Highly Caffeinated Musings'
(I'm like this all the time, so get used to it, besides, this was only the tip of the hentai/yaoi ecchiness that goes on in my head...^^)