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Note: This story is rated R (it contains sexual content and homosexual relations.) Hope everyone enjoys the story ;D ~ Jay Carrabba
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The arena goes pitch black. For that split second all is serene and quiet. It's as if every fan stopped dead in their tracks, holding their breath, just waiting to see who comes through the curtain and onto the entrance platform to the ring.
It's like a chain reaction, one fan after the next, jumping tot heir feet screaming their hearts content out. Every guy either enjoys his risktaking or looks up to him, every girl wishes they could be with him. But everybody loves him. And as soon as those drums start poundign and that guitar starts blaring through the loud speakers, you automatically know you're in for a great show. Win or lose, the outcome doesn't matter.
"Here it goes," he says to himself, pushing open the black curtain and running to the center of Raw's entrance platform. The ultra-violet light brightens the stage as the crowd continues to cheer the young talent on.
"Introducing.." Lillian Garcia booms into her microphone. "The challenger.. weighing in at 215 pounds. From Cameron, North Carolina... JEFF HARDY!!"
Jeff Hardy, head-banging to his catchy music, spits out the water in his mouth and taking a deep breath strides down the ramp to the center. Looking towards his left, then to his right, he salutes the roraring crowd and continues to the ring. Sliding through, he runs to the turnbuckle towards his left. He jumps up, saluting the crowd with the guns and bangs his body-painted head and vibrantly colored hair to his music.
Suddenly, the crowd goes dead silent. Jeff stops dead in his tracks, staring through the jaw-dropping crowd. All that can be seen is the faces of fans, shocked by what they see. He notices many guys turning their heads. In a second's notice the girls in the crowd start screaming and whistling, camera flashes everywhere. He looks over his right shoulder to see if anyone is behind him. Then he turns to his left and suddenly goes from a peach flesh color to a pale white. His eyes become fixiated on the titantron, realizing why the fans reacted the way they did. For Jeff had not known his belt was undone and as he jumped onto the turnbuckle he had not only gained the glory from every female in the arena, but ended up showing "all his glory" to the crowd.
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"Holy crap!" Jeff screamed as he sprang up, gasping for breath. Looking around himself, he regained his senses. "Phew!" he sighed as he wiped his forehead with his wifebeater. "It was all just a dream." Getting out of his bed, he walks across his room into his bathroom. Turning the knobs, he cups his hands underneath the faucet and splashes his face with cold water. His phone starts to ring. "I'm coming, I'm coming!" he says aloud, walking towards his night table.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Jeffro! It's me, Matt. How are things?"
"Ah, man. Same `ole, same `ole. What about you?"
"I'm doing great. Amy's [Lita] rehab is going really well. Are you sure things are alright?"
"Yeah man, why do you ask?"
"Well, um.. you know.."
"I know what.."
"Last night bro.."
"Yeah, spit it out man. What happened last night?"
"You mean, you don't remember?"
"Remember what?"
"Put it this way Jeffro, you're lucky Raw is taped 5 minutes prior to it going on the air. Thank god for censors or millions of T.V viewers would've had one hell of a sight last night.."
"Matt, what are you talking about?"
"You really don't remember do you?"
"Matt.. I still.."
Jeff went speechless as he dropped the phone..
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Matt parked his car in the driveway. Whistling "Courduroy," he took the keys out of his car, closing the door. Looking through them, he found the key to the lock of the front door. Still whistling and in good spirits, he unlocked the door, walking in and shutting the door behind him. "Jeffro, I'm here!" he yelled taking off his coat and setting it on Jeff's couch in his living room. A jingle was heard down the hall, growing louder and louder. "Hey, Liger!" Matt said chuckling, bending down and scratching the lilttle pug's head. "How are ya boy?"
Stepping back up, Matt walked down the hallway towards Jeff's bedroom. "Jeffro??" Matt called. "Wake up ya lazy bum!" As matt came closwer towards Jeff's door, he could hear a faint crying. "Jeff?" Matt called again as he pushed open the bedroom door. Jeff, tossing and turning in his bed, kept repeating "No!" with each toss and turn he made. "Jeff, wake up!" Matt said as he calmly put his hand on Jeff's left arm.
"Huh?" Jeff yelled, springing up from his sleep. "Jeffro, you were having a bad dream." Matt exclaimed. "A dream? It was just a dream? Oh my god Matty! I dreamt that I had this big match. And i did my usual entrance, except when I jumped on the turnbuckle, my pants fell down, and.."
"Whoa, whoa! Hold on there bro!" Matt replied. "You don't remember?"
"No wait, let me finish Matt!" Jeff said eagerly. "I woke up in my dream, thinking it was all a dream when you called me and told me it wasn't. But wow it felt so real! Man, millions of people could've seen me fully exposed!"
"But Jeffro, you don't remember?"
"Remember what Matt?"
"That really happened, last night!"
Jeff stood there for a moment, clueless as to if he heard Matt correctly.
"Ahahahaha!" Matt laughed, holding his stomach. "I almost had you there, bro! Pretty funny dream though!" he chuckled, lightly punching Jeff's arm.
"You little bitch!" he cried, angrliy putting his bro in a headlock. "You do that to me again and I swear I'll.."
"You'll what, little bro?" Matt said, smirking and gave Jeff a noogie. "Go get showered, we have a big day ahead of us."
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i do feel that this was a tad vague and i didn't fully introduce all the characters in chapter 1 but i hope you all enjoy this story. any questions or comments feel free to leave them.
~ jay carrabba
Note: This story is rated R (it contains sexual content and homosexual relations.) Hope everyone enjoys the story ;D ~ Jay Carrabba
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The arena goes pitch black. For that split second all is serene and quiet. It's as if every fan stopped dead in their tracks, holding their breath, just waiting to see who comes through the curtain and onto the entrance platform to the ring.
It's like a chain reaction, one fan after the next, jumping tot heir feet screaming their hearts content out. Every guy either enjoys his risktaking or looks up to him, every girl wishes they could be with him. But everybody loves him. And as soon as those drums start poundign and that guitar starts blaring through the loud speakers, you automatically know you're in for a great show. Win or lose, the outcome doesn't matter.
"Here it goes," he says to himself, pushing open the black curtain and running to the center of Raw's entrance platform. The ultra-violet light brightens the stage as the crowd continues to cheer the young talent on.
"Introducing.." Lillian Garcia booms into her microphone. "The challenger.. weighing in at 215 pounds. From Cameron, North Carolina... JEFF HARDY!!"
Jeff Hardy, head-banging to his catchy music, spits out the water in his mouth and taking a deep breath strides down the ramp to the center. Looking towards his left, then to his right, he salutes the roraring crowd and continues to the ring. Sliding through, he runs to the turnbuckle towards his left. He jumps up, saluting the crowd with the guns and bangs his body-painted head and vibrantly colored hair to his music.
Suddenly, the crowd goes dead silent. Jeff stops dead in his tracks, staring through the jaw-dropping crowd. All that can be seen is the faces of fans, shocked by what they see. He notices many guys turning their heads. In a second's notice the girls in the crowd start screaming and whistling, camera flashes everywhere. He looks over his right shoulder to see if anyone is behind him. Then he turns to his left and suddenly goes from a peach flesh color to a pale white. His eyes become fixiated on the titantron, realizing why the fans reacted the way they did. For Jeff had not known his belt was undone and as he jumped onto the turnbuckle he had not only gained the glory from every female in the arena, but ended up showing "all his glory" to the crowd.
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"Holy crap!" Jeff screamed as he sprang up, gasping for breath. Looking around himself, he regained his senses. "Phew!" he sighed as he wiped his forehead with his wifebeater. "It was all just a dream." Getting out of his bed, he walks across his room into his bathroom. Turning the knobs, he cups his hands underneath the faucet and splashes his face with cold water. His phone starts to ring. "I'm coming, I'm coming!" he says aloud, walking towards his night table.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Jeffro! It's me, Matt. How are things?"
"Ah, man. Same `ole, same `ole. What about you?"
"I'm doing great. Amy's [Lita] rehab is going really well. Are you sure things are alright?"
"Yeah man, why do you ask?"
"Well, um.. you know.."
"I know what.."
"Last night bro.."
"Yeah, spit it out man. What happened last night?"
"You mean, you don't remember?"
"Remember what?"
"Put it this way Jeffro, you're lucky Raw is taped 5 minutes prior to it going on the air. Thank god for censors or millions of T.V viewers would've had one hell of a sight last night.."
"Matt, what are you talking about?"
"You really don't remember do you?"
"Matt.. I still.."
Jeff went speechless as he dropped the phone..
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Matt parked his car in the driveway. Whistling "Courduroy," he took the keys out of his car, closing the door. Looking through them, he found the key to the lock of the front door. Still whistling and in good spirits, he unlocked the door, walking in and shutting the door behind him. "Jeffro, I'm here!" he yelled taking off his coat and setting it on Jeff's couch in his living room. A jingle was heard down the hall, growing louder and louder. "Hey, Liger!" Matt said chuckling, bending down and scratching the lilttle pug's head. "How are ya boy?"
Stepping back up, Matt walked down the hallway towards Jeff's bedroom. "Jeffro??" Matt called. "Wake up ya lazy bum!" As matt came closwer towards Jeff's door, he could hear a faint crying. "Jeff?" Matt called again as he pushed open the bedroom door. Jeff, tossing and turning in his bed, kept repeating "No!" with each toss and turn he made. "Jeff, wake up!" Matt said as he calmly put his hand on Jeff's left arm.
"Huh?" Jeff yelled, springing up from his sleep. "Jeffro, you were having a bad dream." Matt exclaimed. "A dream? It was just a dream? Oh my god Matty! I dreamt that I had this big match. And i did my usual entrance, except when I jumped on the turnbuckle, my pants fell down, and.."
"Whoa, whoa! Hold on there bro!" Matt replied. "You don't remember?"
"No wait, let me finish Matt!" Jeff said eagerly. "I woke up in my dream, thinking it was all a dream when you called me and told me it wasn't. But wow it felt so real! Man, millions of people could've seen me fully exposed!"
"But Jeffro, you don't remember?"
"Remember what Matt?"
"That really happened, last night!"
Jeff stood there for a moment, clueless as to if he heard Matt correctly.
"Ahahahaha!" Matt laughed, holding his stomach. "I almost had you there, bro! Pretty funny dream though!" he chuckled, lightly punching Jeff's arm.
"You little bitch!" he cried, angrliy putting his bro in a headlock. "You do that to me again and I swear I'll.."
"You'll what, little bro?" Matt said, smirking and gave Jeff a noogie. "Go get showered, we have a big day ahead of us."
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i do feel that this was a tad vague and i didn't fully introduce all the characters in chapter 1 but i hope you all enjoy this story. any questions or comments feel free to leave them.
~ jay carrabba