"Karaoke Evening, round #2"


In the name of Suzaku, I thought I wouldn't be able to write more of this stuff and just yesterday and more than a year after the first part, I found myself inspired for more insanity nonsense. Care to read?
Oh yeah, once again, none of the FY guys belong to me (unfortunately -.-;;), they are ©ed by Watase Yuu-sama, Flower Comics, Pioneer and all those peepz. Don't sue me!! I only do this to get all this disturbing ideas out of my head!!



Same evening, same place, same people, some minutes later...

Tamahome: *dodges some fire* Somebody stop him already!!!!

Tasuki: *on-stage, singing and randomly Lekka Shinenin' everything/one*
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
Lekka Shinen!! *aimed at Tamahome*


Tamahome: Stop it!! Don't think I haven't noticed you're doing this on purp... *BOOM!!*

Miaka: *helplessly shaking a crispy-fried Tamahome* Tamahome, daijoubu?

Tamahome: Whaaaa~? Nooo, I'm not working without getting paid... @_@

Miaka: *sweatdrops* Mitsukakeeeeee... ^^UUUUU

I'm the self inflicted, mind detonator, yeah
I'm the one infected, twisted animator


Hotohori: What? Did he just said infected'? *puts a face*

Chichiri: Ano~ heika, I don't think he meant that no da...

Suboshi: *drunk after the Yui-crisis* Twisted!! Did you hear oniisan?! Twisted!! *laughs*

Amiboshi: *sweatdrops* Ok, no more sake for you...

Nakago: *somewhere around the place, hiding from Soi and Taiitsukun*

Soi and Taiitsukun: *still trying to kill each other*

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter
*does some nice Prodigy-dance till the song ends*


Miboshi: Would someone care to tell me why am I here? _ _

Tasuki: *gets off-stage* Hey, Miaka! Wasn't I just f*ckin' spectacular?!

Miaka: The only spectacular thing here's gonna be the face okaasan's gonna have when she gets back home and finds everything burned T_T

Tasuki: *hand on the back of his head* Yeah... hehe... sorry bout that heh...

Miaka: No problem - -... *sighs*

Yui: And now? Who's next? *looks around*

Suboshi: Yui-samaaaaaa!!!! Let me sing you a song from the depths of my young heart and mmppphhh!!

Amiboshi: *covering Suboshi's mouth* Don't worry, I'm watching him ^^UUUUU...

Soi: *sitting on Taiitsukun* Then? Are we getting THTC or not XD? *smirk*

Tamahome, Hotohori, Tasuki and Chichiri: NO!!!!

Taiitsukun: Get off me you dirty cheap slut!!

Soi: WHAT?!

Taiitsukun: You heard me!!

Taiitsukun and Soi: *killing each other again*

Mitsukake: *busy covering Chiriko's ears*

Chiriko: Aww, why do I always have to lose the fun stuff?

Tomo: And I thought no one'd ever had the guts to tell her the truth...

Chichiri: I never heard Taiitsukun saying such words before no da O.o;;

Tasuki: Blame it on her anger XD

Yui: *coughs* So? No one's next?

Nakago: *peeks* If that means we can leave...

Taiitsukun: Honey!!

Soi: Honey my @ss!! *continues with the killing each other-business'*

Nakago: Thanks Seiryuu-sama O.O... *hiding again*


Suddenly, all the lights go off again...


Miboshi: Now what?
Yui: Where's Tetsu? ¬¬
Miaka: Where's oniichan? ¬¬


Piano intro plays...

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
and I learned how to get along


Tomo: Tell me this isn't happening...

Ashitare: Grrrf! Arf!

Tomo: *strangles him* I told you to tell me this wasn't happening __!!!!


Disco lights, again, reveal a drag-queen-dressed Nuriko on-stage.

and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
*blows a kiss at Hotohori and winks*


Mitsukake: *now covering Chiriko's eyes*

Chiriko: Not fair -.-...

Miboshi: *pokes Mitsukake*

Mitsukake: Yes?

Miboshi: Would you care to cover mine too ^^?

I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
*dancing and singing with his shiny-sparkly-supposedly-glamorous outfit*


Hotohori: Hey, she... *shakes head* I mean! He... never looked that good back at the palace harem days

Tasuki: This' just too much for my poor mind x.x...

Chichiri: At least he sings well na no da ^^;

Tasuki: You kiddin'?! Damn, he's been torturin' us the whole f*ckin' evening with all those shitty songs and now THIS?!

Tamahome: I hate to admit this, but he's right - -;;

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you'd think I'd crumble
you'd think I'd lay down and die
*tragic drama queen expressions*


Taiitsukun and Soi: *STILL, trying to kill each other*

Hotohori: *amused*

Tamahome: *sweatdrops* Oi... his Highness...

Chichiri: At least he's not nosebleeding no da ^^;;

Tasuki: *points Nuriko* At least he's not strippin' O_o...

*starts stripping XD*
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
Hey, hey


Tasuki: Gahhhhh!!! This' just too much!!!! ___

Tamahome: Mitsukake...

Mitsukake: *eyes closed and covering Chiriko's and Miboshi's eyes* No, I cannot cover your eyes, sorry.

Hotohori: *completely amused*

Miaka: Hotohori, you alright ^^U?

Suboshi: *stands up* But she's right!! I have to survive!!

Amiboshi: Er... she's a he...

Suboshi: I don't care!!

Amiboshi: Ok, ok, otouto. Now, can you just sit down ^^U?

Suboshi: No!! I can't!! *starts weeping again* Yui-samaaaaaaa!!

Yui: *huge sweatdrop* *pretends not noticing him*

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
*now wearing another sparkly-supposedly-glamorous outfit, except this one's more *cough* revealing? Oh, and let's not forget those extra-high heels everyone's just noticed*


Tomo: Yeah, sure, and then he goes and says he's not gay *rolls eyes*

Ashitare: Barff... grrr... rawwr...

Tomo: My make-up has absolutely nothing to do with my sexuality!!!! *strangles him again*

Nakago: Pathetic - -...

Soi: Nakago-sama!! *clings on to him*

Nakago: Shit!! *cough* I mean... Soi... whe-where's Taiitsukun...?

Soi: *grins and points an unconscious Taiitsukun lying on the sofa*

Nakago: *deep sigh* Whatever _ _...

and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me


Miaka: I don't get it... did he get over his Hotohori-obsession or not O_o?

Tamahome: He said he had but...

Tasuki: *laughing the hell out of himself* For someone who's loving me'? Sure!! Who in the world's gonna love a gay-crossdresser like you?! *keeps on laughing*

Chichiri: Ano~ Tasuki...

Tasuki: *breathes* Yeah?

Chichiri: *hands him a paper* E-mail no da

Tasuki: *reads*

Dear Tasuki-san:
Please stop bashing Nuriko-sama cause even if he's a gay-crossdresser, he's totally and absolutely adorable. Some of us, even find both of you paired-up as an interesting situation, so if you don't like the idea and would not like to receive tons of lemon-fics involving said pairing, please, keep your nice mouth closed. Thanks.

Sincerely.
One of all those 2 million on-line Nuriko fanclubs out there.

PS: We're still wondering if you're Lina Inverse's lost brother.

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
you'd think I'd crumble
you'd think I'd lay down and die

Chiriko: Can I look now?

Mitsukake: *eyes still closed* I don't know

Miboshi: I wouldn't try it if I were you, I can still hear him.

Tama-neko: Meowr...

Mitsukake: Tama!! *opens his eyes and uncovers Chiriko's and Miboshi's*

Chiriko: O_O...

Miboshi: Ahhhh!! I don't deserve to die this way __!!

Mitsukake: Sorry!! Sorry!!

Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive
Oh...

Lights go off and quickly on again. Two more figures are on-stage now, dancing and singing along,


Miaka: No way O_o...

Yui: Huh?

Miaka: *absently pointing at the stage*

Yui: *looks* *gasp* TETSUYA!!

Miaka: *goes hide behind the couch* He's not my brother!! I swear it!!

Hotohori: No!! No!! They're ugly!! Take them away from my sight!!

Mitsukake: *eyes closed and covering Chiriko's and Miboshi's yet again* I don't...

Chiriko: ...even want...

Miboshi: ...to know

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye
you'd think I'd crumble
you'd think I'd lay down and die
*as an extra, Keisuke and Tetsuya are also crossdressing, OVA Bus Trip-style, can you picture them? XD. Oh, and of course, there's the Nyan Nyan ballet behind ^^*

Chichiri: I could've helped them with the costumes no da

Tasuki: Don't even mention it

Tamahome: *behind the couch with Miaka and Yui, trying to convince them to go out*

Yui: Not even if you paid me!!

Tamahome: What makes you think I'd pay you ¬¬?

Miaka: Werenotsiblingswerenotsiblingswerenotsiblingswerenotsiblings

Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

Music fades and the dancing trio bows.


Hotohori: *stands up and claps* Amusing! Absolutely amusing!

Chichiri: Not like we didn't know, na no da ^^;;

Tasuki: I must say his esthetic sense's kinda distorted

Nuriko: Arigatou minasan ^^!! *glares at Keisuke and Tetsuya* Now, mess again with MY Hotohori-sama and I swear it'll be 30 times worse...

Keisuke and Tetsuya: *frenetic nods*


End I think... ^^U