*cue: Opening Morrowind Intro*
*flash on screen: INTERVIEWS II: MORROWIND*
*fade into the studio, which is actually Vivec's Room*
*Jon and Magus, dressed in Extravagant Robes*
Vivec: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!
Jon: This isn't your interview!
Vivec: WHERE'S THE CHEETOS!?
Jon: *hurls him out a window*
Magus: Ahem. We have a very special guest with us today...
Dagoth's Voice: *echoes in the chamber* COME, interviewers! Friends or traitors, come! Come and look upon the heart of the sound studio....... and bring donuts. I have need of them.
Jon: *sighs* Yes, our first Morrowind interview is with none other than Voryn Dagoth... or Dagoth Ur.
Dagoth: *bursts out from behind a curtain* Ta-dah!
Dagoth: I am... GOD...
Magus: Wait, where's Brad?
Jon: Well, he hasn't played Morrowind...
*elsewhere*
Brad: Oh yes Ghost, touch me right there...
*back in the studio*
Dagoth: *admiring his hands*
Jon: So, Dagoth... what happened under Red Mountain while you guarded Kagrenac's Tools?
Dagoth: Oh nothing much. Couple wild parties, some kegs, an orgy or two.
Jon: ...and that forced you to not give up the Tools to Nerevar?
Dagoth: Nerawho?
Jon: Nerevar Indoril...
Dagoth: ohhh right him him, he's my moon and star. Great bud
Magus: *whispers to Jon* Great idea, interview Dagoth...
Jon: No, this was YOUR idea.
Magus: BS, I wanted to interview Almexia!
Jon: That's Almalexia!
Magus: Whatever!
Dagoth: What fools you both are... I'm a god! How can you interview a god!?
Magus: Stop! STOP! I'm not letting another interview get out of hand!
*Magus jams his hand down on a huge Rewind button*
*cue: Flashy effects*
Dagoth: So like I was saying, like, I'm a god and you should bow to me
Jon: Sorry, I serve Raziel...
Dagoth: Fool...
Magus: *interjecting quickly* So tell me Dagoth, why do you run around in a loincloth and indian mask?
Dagoth: Oh, it was the latest rage back when Neradude left me down here. I haven't changed in a century or so...
Magus: And here I thought Jon let one
Jon: We should have interviewed Azura.
Magus: Um, Azura's... 'busy'...
*elsewhere*
Vivec: Give it to me... GIVE IT TO ME OH GOD YES!!!
*back in the studio*
Jon: So... Dagoth... uh... you ask him a question, Magus.
Magus: Uh... Dagoth, uh...
*long pause*
Magus: Will you kill Jon?
Dagoth: Sure! *hurls fireballs*
Dagoth is casting a spell!
Dagoth hits YOU with Wrath of Dagoth for 819 points of fire damage!
Dagoth burns YOU with Wrath of Dagoth for 3,182 points of fire damage!!
Dagoth sears YOU with Flatulence of Dagoth for 8,381,238,193 points of acid damage!!!
YOU have DIED
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT
Jon tells you: Uh, hey Mags, could you grab my corpse?
Magus tells Jon: What are you nuts? You've got two trains camping it now
Jon tells you: Come on please? I lost my +8 wand
Magus tells Jon: Later later...
Vivec: Heya Mags.
Magus: Heya...
Vivec: Why are you level 32?
Magus: Uh, what? I am, gosh, wow...
Vivec: This interview's only been up for a couple minutes, how could you hit that so fast?
Magus: Uh, I know some good spots to camp?
Vivec: Impossible, we nerfed them all!
Magus: Alright alright, if you hold down CTRL+ALT+ESC+X+Y and select a guest it automatically gives you the xp for interviewing him.
Vivec: Intentional exploitation is a bannable offense!
Magus: So what? This interview sucks anyways.
Vivec: Grrr...
MAGUS has gone LINKDEAD
*at Queynos*
Jon: HEY CAN ANYONE HLP ME CR???!1111
*fin*
*flash on screen: INTERVIEWS II: MORROWIND*
*fade into the studio, which is actually Vivec's Room*
*Jon and Magus, dressed in Extravagant Robes*
Vivec: ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK!
Jon: This isn't your interview!
Vivec: WHERE'S THE CHEETOS!?
Jon: *hurls him out a window*
Magus: Ahem. We have a very special guest with us today...
Dagoth's Voice: *echoes in the chamber* COME, interviewers! Friends or traitors, come! Come and look upon the heart of the sound studio....... and bring donuts. I have need of them.
Jon: *sighs* Yes, our first Morrowind interview is with none other than Voryn Dagoth... or Dagoth Ur.
Dagoth: *bursts out from behind a curtain* Ta-dah!
Dagoth: I am... GOD...
Magus: Wait, where's Brad?
Jon: Well, he hasn't played Morrowind...
*elsewhere*
Brad: Oh yes Ghost, touch me right there...
*back in the studio*
Dagoth: *admiring his hands*
Jon: So, Dagoth... what happened under Red Mountain while you guarded Kagrenac's Tools?
Dagoth: Oh nothing much. Couple wild parties, some kegs, an orgy or two.
Jon: ...and that forced you to not give up the Tools to Nerevar?
Dagoth: Nerawho?
Jon: Nerevar Indoril...
Dagoth: ohhh right him him, he's my moon and star. Great bud
Magus: *whispers to Jon* Great idea, interview Dagoth...
Jon: No, this was YOUR idea.
Magus: BS, I wanted to interview Almexia!
Jon: That's Almalexia!
Magus: Whatever!
Dagoth: What fools you both are... I'm a god! How can you interview a god!?
Magus: Stop! STOP! I'm not letting another interview get out of hand!
*Magus jams his hand down on a huge Rewind button*
*cue: Flashy effects*
Dagoth: So like I was saying, like, I'm a god and you should bow to me
Jon: Sorry, I serve Raziel...
Dagoth: Fool...
Magus: *interjecting quickly* So tell me Dagoth, why do you run around in a loincloth and indian mask?
Dagoth: Oh, it was the latest rage back when Neradude left me down here. I haven't changed in a century or so...
Magus: And here I thought Jon let one
Jon: We should have interviewed Azura.
Magus: Um, Azura's... 'busy'...
*elsewhere*
Vivec: Give it to me... GIVE IT TO ME OH GOD YES!!!
*back in the studio*
Jon: So... Dagoth... uh... you ask him a question, Magus.
Magus: Uh... Dagoth, uh...
*long pause*
Magus: Will you kill Jon?
Dagoth: Sure! *hurls fireballs*
Dagoth is casting a spell!
Dagoth hits YOU with Wrath of Dagoth for 819 points of fire damage!
Dagoth burns YOU with Wrath of Dagoth for 3,182 points of fire damage!!
Dagoth sears YOU with Flatulence of Dagoth for 8,381,238,193 points of acid damage!!!
YOU have DIED
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT
Jon tells you: Uh, hey Mags, could you grab my corpse?
Magus tells Jon: What are you nuts? You've got two trains camping it now
Jon tells you: Come on please? I lost my +8 wand
Magus tells Jon: Later later...
Vivec: Heya Mags.
Magus: Heya...
Vivec: Why are you level 32?
Magus: Uh, what? I am, gosh, wow...
Vivec: This interview's only been up for a couple minutes, how could you hit that so fast?
Magus: Uh, I know some good spots to camp?
Vivec: Impossible, we nerfed them all!
Magus: Alright alright, if you hold down CTRL+ALT+ESC+X+Y and select a guest it automatically gives you the xp for interviewing him.
Vivec: Intentional exploitation is a bannable offense!
Magus: So what? This interview sucks anyways.
Vivec: Grrr...
MAGUS has gone LINKDEAD
*at Queynos*
Jon: HEY CAN ANYONE HLP ME CR???!1111
*fin*