DISLAIMER: I own nothing! Well Aisling is me, so she's mine and Beth is
Jacintha, so she's hers. But beyond that, I own nothing!! You sue and your
life will be more miserable than you can possibly imagine.
AUTHOR: Well if you haven't spotted it by now you're no use to anyone are you?
Is it just me, or have I broken not just 100 but 110? I have! And it's all thanks to you guys!!! YOU ALL ROCK!! SO MUCH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, the jist of this bit; Beth looses something. That's about it. This will be continued for a while, sorry but it will go somewhere eventually. I swear! And its short I know, but Ill have more up tomorrow. I will! Stop looking at me like that!!!!
Dedications time!
Weaver: Of COURSE I mean Fred and George Weasley! Who else would Jacintha, er, Beth be sighing about? *snigger wink* Thank You! You're the first to congratulate me! *glares at other readers* Wouldn't it though?! Um, I'm almost ashamed to say this, but *in a low mutter* IhaventreadShadowsoftheEmpire. Don't kill me! Though the idea of corruption does appeal *snigger* You know what they say about great minds thinking alike! *bows* Thank you, thank you, I only try.
Sono Kuro Hikari: Thanks for the tell-back, and for the clearing up.
DragonElf-86: One dedication per. He really doesn't do he? *snigger* Yes, a black armour clad Sith Lord laughing his arse off WOULD be hard to imagine wouldn't it?! No, but its true. Tried to have out clubbing, didn't work. So I left it to the girls. I think it worked! You two? Us three you mean! Mara Jade aint no slouch you know! Fun is where you find it but more often where you make it. Fun! Make fun people! Nothing else! Good clean fun! That's all! *thinks a moment then reads the story again* Well maybe not ALL! Woohoo! You congratulated me too! Thank you!!! Yes, that can make an impression on young minds. I'm the prize example of EXACTLY what a convent education does to children. Yeah, I know it's the distance formula. But I can never remember it so I put it in the story in the hopes that it would help. It hasn't. yeah I think so too! And it's a bit late to be worrying about his sanity, don't you think? I'm not letting him finish it that easily! He has to suffer a bit more first. *dazzling smile* It WAS rude! But when you're the Emperor of the galaxy, you tend to forget about little things like manners! Phew! Thanks for the reviews!
Celestia Vitaria: Little thing you gotta remember Vitaria, BREATHE BETWEEN CHAPTERS!! That way, you only loose consciousness from laughing. *grumble* You'd better update! And soon!
Cali Vianya: *preen* yes, I was destined for greatness! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Distance Formula! Yeah, sad I know, but hey. *raises eyebrow* Well of course I'm continuing on! You really think that anyone can stop me now?
Jedi Knight 666: Who needs sanity? Waste of brain cells! And if you're like me, you don't have any brain cells to waste! So you're much better without it. BTW not idiots, lunatics. If they were idiots, they would be nowhere near as successful, would they be? Great idea! Hmmm, plot bunnies!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!
Sage of Dreams: Yeah, I know! Doesn't it just?! Noooo! IRT Cant end!!! It mustn't end!!! At the rate of your usual updating, it'll never be finished, so I cant end, can it? *giggle* Formula is, as said twice already, the distance formula, of a line, k? ive already thanked you for that haven't I? Oh what the hell. Thankyouthankyouthankyou …etcetc ad finitum. Yay you got the 100th review! And yes, that's enough. A girl only has so much energy and hours in the day *smirk* Yes!
~Sticks~ I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!!!! Yeah! Well, its gotta be one of the best ways to go. I'm just glad I can make it more easy for you. *raises eyebrow* Why does everyone feel sorry for Xizor?! I never liked the mutant newt! Oh well, he gets his own back soon enough! *snigger* You'll have to wait for it though.
Biblehermione: yeah, I know its funny. Or vaguely amusing anyway. *snigger* Hmm, dunno, has possibilities, but there are "Plans" with this fic and that wouldn't fit. Sorry.
Jacintha: Yeah I can remember you reaction after I sent it to you! The girl was barely able to breathe! And if anyone wants to know the real 'mmm George' bit, read her review.
Dark Side Luke: Thank you! *bows* Does it really mean that? I hope so! Cos I don't have a damn clue! Yes I know that I don't have a damn clue about anything anyway, but that's not the point! What was the point? I can't remember. Dammit!
Pitbull Girl: Ill let you kow when they meet them, *smirk* how about that?
And there you go, do enjoy the story. And do tell me. I.e. More reviews!!!!! Greed aint always a sin! Hehehehehe! *clears throat* Carry on!
A Few Days Later (A/N A few days after the last chapter in other words!)
'Aisling! Where is it?'
'Where's what?' Aisling was munching toast at the kitchen table in the flat, while Beth was frantically searching for something. 'If it's your mind, your sanity or your general mental health your looking for, you never had any to begin with.'
'I'm looking for my wallet!'
'Your? What do you want a wallet for?' Aisling got up and went to lean on the jamb of her friends' bedroom door. 'The pass cards (A/N cards that let you use A.T.M.s) wont work, the I.D. is less than useless and the credits are all spent. What the hell do you want it for?' Beth stopped tossing things around in her room and moved into Aislings. 'Hey,' she cried, blocking the doorway. 'I've just tidied in here! Go and make a mess somewhere else!'
'But George is in there!' Beth wailed. Aisling looked at her oddly, then into her room.
'No, he isn't,' she said. 'And if he was he'd be getting a kick up the arse.' (A/N This statement got me bawled out of it by Jacintha when she heard it.)
'No!' Beth growled. 'A picture of George is in my wallet!'
Aisling started to say "small loss" but for the sake of survival decided not to. (A/N Wouldn't you? Are you sane? Wait a minute, you're reading this, so that means, no. ANYway!)
'Where did you lose it?' she asked instead as Beth started on the kitchen and sitting room. No joy.
'Well if I knew that!' she growled. She stopped in the kitchen, tapping her foot. 'I must have lost it in the Palace, cos I had it the morning after the night out.' She turned and strode towards the door. Aisling shrugged and went back to her toast.
'Have a good time. No I'm not coming with you dammit!'
*~*
'Where the hell is it?'
'For the fifth shagging time, I don't know!'
They were in some corridor or other, which Aisling was sure that they had gone through twice.
Vader paused (A/N yes he's back!) as he heard the two yells, then changed direction and followed after them, the officer beside him half-running to keep up with his long strides.
'Are you sure you didn't take it?'
'Bethany Walsh! What the hell would I be doing with your godsdammed wallet?! You've asked me ten shagging times!!'
'You've done stranger things Aisling O' Connell!'
Vader coughed and the two turned to face him.
'Vader, when did you get back?' Aisling asked, surprised.
'Did you see my wallet anywhere?' Beth asked at the same time.
'Would you give the man a chance before you jump down his throat?!'
'But I need George!!!'
'Aisling!' Vader growled. 'Beth! Shut up a minute!' Glowering at each other, they did, as Vader took something from his belt. 'I found this in the Grand Corridor. Is it yours?'
'My wallet!' Beth squealed. She ran to grab it, but Vader held it up out of her reach. 'Give me my shagging wallet!' she yelled, jumping up in and attempt to reach it.
Aisling stood back and watched her hard-as-nails, obey-noone, take-no-crap best friend jump up and down like a puppy to get a wallet, which the Sith was holding just out of her reach and saying, "Here, I'm giving it to you. Would you take it? Its right here.' (A/N Don't you HATE it when someone does that to you?)
Finally Beth stopped and glared at the Dark Lord. Vader looked innocent, or at least as innocent as a black death-mask could look and waved the wallet in the air.
'You don't want it?' he asked. (A/N I don't know about you, but I can see him doing it. The wallet dammit! Holding the damn wallet! You sick, sick people!)
'Give me back my godsdammed wallet or I'll kick you so hard you'll be giving yourself a blow-job!'
The officer that stood beside Vader gave Beth a startled look and sidled away from the Sith Lord.
Vader put his head on one side. 'Big words,' he taunted. 'For a small child.'
Beths eyes narrowed, she took aim, stepped forward and CLANG!!!!! (A/N So kicking a codpiece very hard doesn't produce a sound like "clang" but hey. Don't ask me how I know. I just do. Really. Moving swiftly on!)
Vader remained unmoved, unlike Beth who was hopping up and down on one leg clutching at her foot and gaping like a fish.
'My foot!' she squawked. 'Your godsdammed armour broke my godsdammed foot!! You broke my shagging foot!!!'
'Awww!' Vader jeered, as Beth hopped around hissing curses and the officer looked at him with something bordering on awe. 'Did you hurt yourself?'
Aisling stared at him.
'Oh, my, god,' she murmured. 'We're a bad influence on him.' She gawked as Vader picked Beth up with the Force and tossed her around the room, trailing oaths as she went. 'We've corrupted a Dark Lord of the Sith.' She grinned triumphantly. 'Woohoo!'
Before any of you say it, I know that corrupting a Dark Sider would mean shoving him into the Light Side! And it does make sense! The Dark Side corrupts a Light Sider; the Light Side corrupts a Dark Sider. Geddit?
Weaver: Get the comment about great minds?
Hope you guys enjoyed, tell me either way. *rubs hands together and cackles* More reviews!
And once again YOU GUYS JUST ROCK!
AUTHOR: Well if you haven't spotted it by now you're no use to anyone are you?
Is it just me, or have I broken not just 100 but 110? I have! And it's all thanks to you guys!!! YOU ALL ROCK!! SO MUCH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, the jist of this bit; Beth looses something. That's about it. This will be continued for a while, sorry but it will go somewhere eventually. I swear! And its short I know, but Ill have more up tomorrow. I will! Stop looking at me like that!!!!
Dedications time!
Weaver: Of COURSE I mean Fred and George Weasley! Who else would Jacintha, er, Beth be sighing about? *snigger wink* Thank You! You're the first to congratulate me! *glares at other readers* Wouldn't it though?! Um, I'm almost ashamed to say this, but *in a low mutter* IhaventreadShadowsoftheEmpire. Don't kill me! Though the idea of corruption does appeal *snigger* You know what they say about great minds thinking alike! *bows* Thank you, thank you, I only try.
Sono Kuro Hikari: Thanks for the tell-back, and for the clearing up.
DragonElf-86: One dedication per. He really doesn't do he? *snigger* Yes, a black armour clad Sith Lord laughing his arse off WOULD be hard to imagine wouldn't it?! No, but its true. Tried to have out clubbing, didn't work. So I left it to the girls. I think it worked! You two? Us three you mean! Mara Jade aint no slouch you know! Fun is where you find it but more often where you make it. Fun! Make fun people! Nothing else! Good clean fun! That's all! *thinks a moment then reads the story again* Well maybe not ALL! Woohoo! You congratulated me too! Thank you!!! Yes, that can make an impression on young minds. I'm the prize example of EXACTLY what a convent education does to children. Yeah, I know it's the distance formula. But I can never remember it so I put it in the story in the hopes that it would help. It hasn't. yeah I think so too! And it's a bit late to be worrying about his sanity, don't you think? I'm not letting him finish it that easily! He has to suffer a bit more first. *dazzling smile* It WAS rude! But when you're the Emperor of the galaxy, you tend to forget about little things like manners! Phew! Thanks for the reviews!
Celestia Vitaria: Little thing you gotta remember Vitaria, BREATHE BETWEEN CHAPTERS!! That way, you only loose consciousness from laughing. *grumble* You'd better update! And soon!
Cali Vianya: *preen* yes, I was destined for greatness! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Distance Formula! Yeah, sad I know, but hey. *raises eyebrow* Well of course I'm continuing on! You really think that anyone can stop me now?
Jedi Knight 666: Who needs sanity? Waste of brain cells! And if you're like me, you don't have any brain cells to waste! So you're much better without it. BTW not idiots, lunatics. If they were idiots, they would be nowhere near as successful, would they be? Great idea! Hmmm, plot bunnies!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!
Sage of Dreams: Yeah, I know! Doesn't it just?! Noooo! IRT Cant end!!! It mustn't end!!! At the rate of your usual updating, it'll never be finished, so I cant end, can it? *giggle* Formula is, as said twice already, the distance formula, of a line, k? ive already thanked you for that haven't I? Oh what the hell. Thankyouthankyouthankyou …etcetc ad finitum. Yay you got the 100th review! And yes, that's enough. A girl only has so much energy and hours in the day *smirk* Yes!
~Sticks~ I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!!!! Yeah! Well, its gotta be one of the best ways to go. I'm just glad I can make it more easy for you. *raises eyebrow* Why does everyone feel sorry for Xizor?! I never liked the mutant newt! Oh well, he gets his own back soon enough! *snigger* You'll have to wait for it though.
Biblehermione: yeah, I know its funny. Or vaguely amusing anyway. *snigger* Hmm, dunno, has possibilities, but there are "Plans" with this fic and that wouldn't fit. Sorry.
Jacintha: Yeah I can remember you reaction after I sent it to you! The girl was barely able to breathe! And if anyone wants to know the real 'mmm George' bit, read her review.
Dark Side Luke: Thank you! *bows* Does it really mean that? I hope so! Cos I don't have a damn clue! Yes I know that I don't have a damn clue about anything anyway, but that's not the point! What was the point? I can't remember. Dammit!
Pitbull Girl: Ill let you kow when they meet them, *smirk* how about that?
And there you go, do enjoy the story. And do tell me. I.e. More reviews!!!!! Greed aint always a sin! Hehehehehe! *clears throat* Carry on!
A Few Days Later (A/N A few days after the last chapter in other words!)
'Aisling! Where is it?'
'Where's what?' Aisling was munching toast at the kitchen table in the flat, while Beth was frantically searching for something. 'If it's your mind, your sanity or your general mental health your looking for, you never had any to begin with.'
'I'm looking for my wallet!'
'Your? What do you want a wallet for?' Aisling got up and went to lean on the jamb of her friends' bedroom door. 'The pass cards (A/N cards that let you use A.T.M.s) wont work, the I.D. is less than useless and the credits are all spent. What the hell do you want it for?' Beth stopped tossing things around in her room and moved into Aislings. 'Hey,' she cried, blocking the doorway. 'I've just tidied in here! Go and make a mess somewhere else!'
'But George is in there!' Beth wailed. Aisling looked at her oddly, then into her room.
'No, he isn't,' she said. 'And if he was he'd be getting a kick up the arse.' (A/N This statement got me bawled out of it by Jacintha when she heard it.)
'No!' Beth growled. 'A picture of George is in my wallet!'
Aisling started to say "small loss" but for the sake of survival decided not to. (A/N Wouldn't you? Are you sane? Wait a minute, you're reading this, so that means, no. ANYway!)
'Where did you lose it?' she asked instead as Beth started on the kitchen and sitting room. No joy.
'Well if I knew that!' she growled. She stopped in the kitchen, tapping her foot. 'I must have lost it in the Palace, cos I had it the morning after the night out.' She turned and strode towards the door. Aisling shrugged and went back to her toast.
'Have a good time. No I'm not coming with you dammit!'
*~*
'Where the hell is it?'
'For the fifth shagging time, I don't know!'
They were in some corridor or other, which Aisling was sure that they had gone through twice.
Vader paused (A/N yes he's back!) as he heard the two yells, then changed direction and followed after them, the officer beside him half-running to keep up with his long strides.
'Are you sure you didn't take it?'
'Bethany Walsh! What the hell would I be doing with your godsdammed wallet?! You've asked me ten shagging times!!'
'You've done stranger things Aisling O' Connell!'
Vader coughed and the two turned to face him.
'Vader, when did you get back?' Aisling asked, surprised.
'Did you see my wallet anywhere?' Beth asked at the same time.
'Would you give the man a chance before you jump down his throat?!'
'But I need George!!!'
'Aisling!' Vader growled. 'Beth! Shut up a minute!' Glowering at each other, they did, as Vader took something from his belt. 'I found this in the Grand Corridor. Is it yours?'
'My wallet!' Beth squealed. She ran to grab it, but Vader held it up out of her reach. 'Give me my shagging wallet!' she yelled, jumping up in and attempt to reach it.
Aisling stood back and watched her hard-as-nails, obey-noone, take-no-crap best friend jump up and down like a puppy to get a wallet, which the Sith was holding just out of her reach and saying, "Here, I'm giving it to you. Would you take it? Its right here.' (A/N Don't you HATE it when someone does that to you?)
Finally Beth stopped and glared at the Dark Lord. Vader looked innocent, or at least as innocent as a black death-mask could look and waved the wallet in the air.
'You don't want it?' he asked. (A/N I don't know about you, but I can see him doing it. The wallet dammit! Holding the damn wallet! You sick, sick people!)
'Give me back my godsdammed wallet or I'll kick you so hard you'll be giving yourself a blow-job!'
The officer that stood beside Vader gave Beth a startled look and sidled away from the Sith Lord.
Vader put his head on one side. 'Big words,' he taunted. 'For a small child.'
Beths eyes narrowed, she took aim, stepped forward and CLANG!!!!! (A/N So kicking a codpiece very hard doesn't produce a sound like "clang" but hey. Don't ask me how I know. I just do. Really. Moving swiftly on!)
Vader remained unmoved, unlike Beth who was hopping up and down on one leg clutching at her foot and gaping like a fish.
'My foot!' she squawked. 'Your godsdammed armour broke my godsdammed foot!! You broke my shagging foot!!!'
'Awww!' Vader jeered, as Beth hopped around hissing curses and the officer looked at him with something bordering on awe. 'Did you hurt yourself?'
Aisling stared at him.
'Oh, my, god,' she murmured. 'We're a bad influence on him.' She gawked as Vader picked Beth up with the Force and tossed her around the room, trailing oaths as she went. 'We've corrupted a Dark Lord of the Sith.' She grinned triumphantly. 'Woohoo!'
Before any of you say it, I know that corrupting a Dark Sider would mean shoving him into the Light Side! And it does make sense! The Dark Side corrupts a Light Sider; the Light Side corrupts a Dark Sider. Geddit?
Weaver: Get the comment about great minds?
Hope you guys enjoyed, tell me either way. *rubs hands together and cackles* More reviews!
And once again YOU GUYS JUST ROCK!