"I have passed your challenge, now I'm coming for you. Show yourself!"

The warrior stood calm and ready upon the Final Destination. There was a loud roar coming from the darkness, but he remained unflinching. He had just defeated the Master Hand and the Crazy Hand at the same time in a heated battle, so he felt nobody could have that kind of strength. Link was ready.

Link: Yeah, take all the time in the world. I'm sure as hell NOT getting bored out here.

An image began to emerge from the darkness. It made it's way to the platform Link stood upon.

Link: Bowser? You're my final opponent? I've lost count of how many times I have beaten you in battle.

Bowser: Yes, I am your opponent. However, this time you will fall to my power. The previous fights were just to show that you're ready. I don't think you can defeat a power this great!

Link: Just shut up and get on with it!

Bowser: You're too overconfident in your abilities. Very well then, witness my ultimate power. First you will see, then you will die!

Bowser's body began to crack until the cracks enraptured his body. A massive power shattered Bowser's outer image and he began to grow in size. At nearly twice his original size, Bowser has become Giga Bowser.

Link: So what, you had a growth spurt and grew some horns. Now do you think you will beat me?

Giga Bowser: Still cocky, I see. If you want a challenge...

Giga Bowser snapped his fingers and from opposite ends, Ganondorf and Mewtwo dashed onto the arena.

Link: So you can't do it all by yourself. You have to rely on others. I always thought you were a crappy fighter with no balls, whatsoever, and now this goes to prove it.

Giga Bowser: You talk way too much. I wasn't lying when I said you couldn't defeat a power this great. Now fall before our unstoppable might!

Mewtwo and Ganondorf led the charge towards Link. Mewtwo sends a Psywave towards Link, but he leaps into the air. It was there where Ganondorf latched onto him, and used the Dark Dive to send Link flying off the battlefield. Link managed to get back on, and get a couple slashes on Ganondorf, but Mewtwo used his psychic powers to constrict Link. Giga Bowser then torched Link with his fiery breath. With Link distracted and hurt by the fire, Giga Bowser shoulder-tackled Link to the opposite side of the platform.

Giga Bowser: Now do you see why you don't stand a chance against me. Oh well, there will always be a place for you on the bottom of my foot, ha ha!

Ganondorf (whispering to Mewtwo): Man, I hear Bowser's got some nasty toe jam. Glad that's not me.

Mewtwo (whispering): Heh, I heard his feet smell like ass from up close.

Giga Bowser approaches the fallen Link. As he lifts his foot into the air, Link quickly gets up and draws his sword. He tries to slash him, but Giga Bowser catches the blade and immobilizes it.

Giga Bowser: You're good as a swordsman, but simply put... I'm not just another fighter you can slash your way through!

Link: Oh, how I agree.

Link drew a boomerang and tossed it at Giga Bowser's head. The force knocked Giga Bowser several feet back. Link, still grasping his sword, drew it from Giga Bowser's hand with force and lunged toward Mewtwo and Ganondorf. He tossed another boomerang at Mewtwo. Mewtwo used his psychic powers to deflect the boomerang, but Link anticipated this distraction and booted Mewtwo. Ganondorf charged towards Link and tried the Wizard's Foot, but Link leaped into the air and chucked a bomb at his back. The explosion launched Ganondorf off the platform, but he grabbed the edge and climbed back onto the battlefield.

Link: I'm only gonna tell you guys this once, don't talk tough if you cannot bring it.

Link dashed towards Mewtwo and let loose a barrage of sword strikes. Mewtwo dodged most of them; several minor slashes struck him. Mewtwo then used his tail to sweep Link. He then lept into the air and fired his Shadow Ball at Link. Link chucked his grappling hook at the Shadow Ball, swung it around, and launched it at Mewtwo. Mewtwo extended his arm and deflected the Shadow Ball with ease.

Mewtwo: Idiot, I don't have trouble combatting against my own power, let alone a small percentage of it.

Link: Shut up and take me seriously, or just be be... Ugh!

Giga Bowser power punched Link in the back and punched him towards Ganondorf, where he was ready to use his Dark Punch. The Dark Punch connected with devestating force. Link was launched off the platform once again. Failing to grab the edge, he used his grappling hook to grab onto the generator that keeps the platform afloat.

Ganondorf: Heh, I must say that was rather easy. Guys, maybe we should head to the Cabbage Patch for a real challenge.

Giga Bowser: I hear that. He was so easy to beat I forgot what a challenge really is, hahaha...(BOOM!) What the fuck was that!!


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