Link had completed the obstacle course, but that's only the start of what he must go through to become a contestant in The Arena. Guided by Mr. Nagisaki, the Talent Manager of The Arena, and followed by Captain Falcon and Zero, Link was taken to a huge dinosaur-like machine.
Nagisaki: Link, you see that huge machine over there? That is a Genosaur. It will fire 3 blasts at you, each one more powerful than the last. It packs a punch, stronger than some of the participants can fire. It is your job to take the blast and either overwhelm it, or reflect it.
Link: Bring it on!
Nagisaki: *into his com-link* Ivan, fire level 1 Charged Particle Cannon.
*com-link* Copy that, sir!
The Genosaur gathered power and fired its famous Charged Particle Cannon. Link fastened himself into the ground and braced for impact. Link caught the blast, but the recoil would push him back with his feet dragging through the ground. As he stopped recoiling, Link tossed the blast up into the sky.
Captain Falcon: YEAH! Impressive!
Zero: Not really, if he can do that to the last beam, I'll be really surprised.
Nagisaki: So Link, how do your arms feel?
Link: They feel like they're gonna fall off, but other than that, they're fine.
Nagisaki: Then you won't mind taking the level 2 blast. *Into his com-link* Ivan, please proceed with level 2.
*Com-link* Roger, ma'am. Err... sir
Nagisaki: Did you just call me ma'am?!
*Com-link* sorry, my tongue twisted again.
Nagisaki: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TONGUE TWISTED AND TURNED AND MIXED UP WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE! Don't do it ever again!
Link (thinking): That dude's fucked up...
As Link continued to think to himself, the Genosaur fired a stronger blast. Link once again caught the blast, but the recoil was much stronger. In moments, Link was backed up to a wall.
Falcon: You gotta get your head in the game! I know you can throw off this beam like last one. Maybe you just need that spark. If you can't pass this, will you ever prove yourself to Pikachu?
Captain Falcon's speech sparked memories in Links mind. He had challenged Giga Bowser, Ganondorf and Mewtwo and suffered a crushing defeat, and then Pikachu came uninvited and effortlessly beat Giga Bowser and Ganondorf, and wiped out Mewtwo with a tremendous power. Those thoughts enraged Link. The adrenaline from the rage helped Link bounce the blast back at the Genosaur. The Genosaur strafed to the left to avoid the blast.
Zero: So that's why Link came to The Arena. Build his power and get revenge on Pikachu.
Falcon: He's come a long way since only about a week ago when he challenged Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo.
Zero: I have no idea who those guys are. Not that I wanna know about them or anything...
Nagisaki (thinking): He threw the blast upwards the first time, and fired it back the second. Did he just discover what he's REALLY capable of. Or was it just proving himself to Pikachu? (Out loud through the com-link) Fire the level 3 blast. And call me "sir" this time!
*com-link* Copy that, sir.
The Genosaur fired it's strongest Charged Particle Cannon blast.
Link: Come on... nothing will stop me from beating Pikachu!
Link applied his hands to the blast with force. However, as the blast enraptured his hands, Link quickly went into a block. The blast overwhelmed Link and for nearly 10 seconds, Link was bracing himself within the blast. After 10 seconds is up, Link is revealed, with shreaded clothes.
Nagisaki: Don't feel bad, many of our other fighters ended up doing the same thing on the last blast. You did well, now PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON! You're original ones got completely fried in that blast. We don't need to see your crotch!
Falcon: Yeah, cover up that mangina! I'm trying to keep straight!.
Zero: You weren't before?
Falcon: Ack, I didn't mean it like that!
Zero: Sure, you didn't.
Chun-Li from Street Fighter walks by.
Chun-Li: Woohoo, nice ass, elf boy! Just GOTTA get me some of that. (Walks away laughing)
Link: Uh oh, erection...
Zero: RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Oh, god. I've seen enough. I'm outta here!
Nagisaki: Link, you see that huge machine over there? That is a Genosaur. It will fire 3 blasts at you, each one more powerful than the last. It packs a punch, stronger than some of the participants can fire. It is your job to take the blast and either overwhelm it, or reflect it.
Link: Bring it on!
Nagisaki: *into his com-link* Ivan, fire level 1 Charged Particle Cannon.
*com-link* Copy that, sir!
The Genosaur gathered power and fired its famous Charged Particle Cannon. Link fastened himself into the ground and braced for impact. Link caught the blast, but the recoil would push him back with his feet dragging through the ground. As he stopped recoiling, Link tossed the blast up into the sky.
Captain Falcon: YEAH! Impressive!
Zero: Not really, if he can do that to the last beam, I'll be really surprised.
Nagisaki: So Link, how do your arms feel?
Link: They feel like they're gonna fall off, but other than that, they're fine.
Nagisaki: Then you won't mind taking the level 2 blast. *Into his com-link* Ivan, please proceed with level 2.
*Com-link* Roger, ma'am. Err... sir
Nagisaki: Did you just call me ma'am?!
*Com-link* sorry, my tongue twisted again.
Nagisaki: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TONGUE TWISTED AND TURNED AND MIXED UP WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN THE ETERNAL HELLFIRE! Don't do it ever again!
Link (thinking): That dude's fucked up...
As Link continued to think to himself, the Genosaur fired a stronger blast. Link once again caught the blast, but the recoil was much stronger. In moments, Link was backed up to a wall.
Falcon: You gotta get your head in the game! I know you can throw off this beam like last one. Maybe you just need that spark. If you can't pass this, will you ever prove yourself to Pikachu?
Captain Falcon's speech sparked memories in Links mind. He had challenged Giga Bowser, Ganondorf and Mewtwo and suffered a crushing defeat, and then Pikachu came uninvited and effortlessly beat Giga Bowser and Ganondorf, and wiped out Mewtwo with a tremendous power. Those thoughts enraged Link. The adrenaline from the rage helped Link bounce the blast back at the Genosaur. The Genosaur strafed to the left to avoid the blast.
Zero: So that's why Link came to The Arena. Build his power and get revenge on Pikachu.
Falcon: He's come a long way since only about a week ago when he challenged Giga Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo.
Zero: I have no idea who those guys are. Not that I wanna know about them or anything...
Nagisaki (thinking): He threw the blast upwards the first time, and fired it back the second. Did he just discover what he's REALLY capable of. Or was it just proving himself to Pikachu? (Out loud through the com-link) Fire the level 3 blast. And call me "sir" this time!
*com-link* Copy that, sir.
The Genosaur fired it's strongest Charged Particle Cannon blast.
Link: Come on... nothing will stop me from beating Pikachu!
Link applied his hands to the blast with force. However, as the blast enraptured his hands, Link quickly went into a block. The blast overwhelmed Link and for nearly 10 seconds, Link was bracing himself within the blast. After 10 seconds is up, Link is revealed, with shreaded clothes.
Nagisaki: Don't feel bad, many of our other fighters ended up doing the same thing on the last blast. You did well, now PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON! You're original ones got completely fried in that blast. We don't need to see your crotch!
Falcon: Yeah, cover up that mangina! I'm trying to keep straight!.
Zero: You weren't before?
Falcon: Ack, I didn't mean it like that!
Zero: Sure, you didn't.
Chun-Li from Street Fighter walks by.
Chun-Li: Woohoo, nice ass, elf boy! Just GOTTA get me some of that. (Walks away laughing)
Link: Uh oh, erection...
Zero: RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Oh, god. I've seen enough. I'm outta here!