Link had conquered the obstacle course and took on the power of the Genosaur, with hilarious consequences. Link now moves on to his next challenge, to find some pants to replace his former disintegrated ones, well actually no. Having mysteriously dealt with that without any of us noticing, Link proceeds with his initiation.
Mr. Nagisaki led Link, Captain Falcon and Zero to Link's next challenge. It was a seemingly desolate area inhabited by one wire frame fighter.
Nagisaki: Link, this is your final challenge in determining where you place in The Arena. We have developed a wire frame capable of handling almost any assault. Your task is to fight it until it kicks your ass. Don't take it the wrong way, it kicks everybody's ass.
Link: I don't think it could kick my ass.
Pikachu: Believe me, it will.
Everybody turned to their left to find Pikachu, a little roughed up but feeling good about himself.
Zero: Let me guess, you beat Ryu?
Pikachu: Yep, his rank won't be going up much as long as I'm ahead of him. I came for a progress report on this powder puff.
Nagisaki: He's doing better than you did in your initiation tests. He matched your speed in the obstacle course, and took the Genosaur's beam up to level 3.
Falcon: Yeah, then his pants disintegrated and made my eyes burn. It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen...
Link: SHUT UP! Wait, why were you looking?
Falcon: Heh, Link can't control his hormones...
Zero: Yeah, he has erectile dysfunctions.
Link: You mother fuckers, don't make me come over there!
Nagisaki: Calm down, o Baron von Overstimulated. You're mind should be focused on your initiation and not on your sex life.
Pikachu: Yeah, just remember. I took my initiation test a while ago. Just because you rivaled my power back then doesn't mean you can rival my power now
Link: Is that a fact. I can't wait to smack this punk-ass bitch around and whoop your ass like your daddy would.
Falcon: heh, "wood".
Link dashes towards the wire frame, but before he can strike it, energy blasts start showering the area. Link falls back and looks to the sky to find two people fighting.
Link: What the hell, who are those guys?
Pikachu: Those two are the legendary super saiya-jins of Earth, Goku and Vegeta. Once again trying to kill each other and destroy everything else with them.
Link: Goku and Vegeta, I thought they got along. Often they fought side-by-side and on occasions performed fusions.
Falcon: Well someone was doing his homework.
Link: Shut up. You've tramatized me enough by gawking at my penis.
Nagisaki: They did get along once, but Vegeta's competitive ambition overwhelmed him when he joined The Arena. His desire to be the best was heavily inflated, as well as his huge ego. Goku, in hopes to bring his friend back to normal, is doing all he can to beat Vegeta so his ego can give it a rest.
Zero: Not that anything's working. This feud has gone on so long that just defeating Vegeta is etched onto Goku's mind, nothing will keep him from doing that.
Nagisaki: Which is why we must do something about it before a bystander gets hurt. I have an idea, Link. Instead of fighting the wire frame, you will take Pikachu and Zero to fight Goku and Vegeta. Exercise extreme caution, for Vegeta and Goku rank 3rd and 4th respectively.
Link: 3rd and 4th?! Do I even stand a chance?
Pikachu: What do ya think, hotshot. You could actually prove your worth to me.
Link: Will you actually work with me on this one? I'd hate to be in mid-battle and you'd turn your back on Zero and I, which would just make me wanna kick your ass some more.
Pikachu: Sure, no problem. As long as you can stand working with me, I can handle working with you, but this is only a temporary truce.
Zero: Then it's settled, lets get 'em.
Zero started levitating, while Pikachu summoned a thunderbolt to ride on. Link used his grappling hook to latch onto Zero.
Zero: ???
Link: I don't know how to fly yet.
Zero: No biggie. Being able to fly is a rare ability. Lets get going guys.
The three took off like jets. Even with their combined power, can they defeat Goku and Vegeta, two of the strongest warriors in The Arena? And can Link and Pikachu go through with their promise to not fight each other in this battle? Questions will be answered next chapter.
Mr. Nagisaki led Link, Captain Falcon and Zero to Link's next challenge. It was a seemingly desolate area inhabited by one wire frame fighter.
Nagisaki: Link, this is your final challenge in determining where you place in The Arena. We have developed a wire frame capable of handling almost any assault. Your task is to fight it until it kicks your ass. Don't take it the wrong way, it kicks everybody's ass.
Link: I don't think it could kick my ass.
Pikachu: Believe me, it will.
Everybody turned to their left to find Pikachu, a little roughed up but feeling good about himself.
Zero: Let me guess, you beat Ryu?
Pikachu: Yep, his rank won't be going up much as long as I'm ahead of him. I came for a progress report on this powder puff.
Nagisaki: He's doing better than you did in your initiation tests. He matched your speed in the obstacle course, and took the Genosaur's beam up to level 3.
Falcon: Yeah, then his pants disintegrated and made my eyes burn. It was the most horrible sight I've ever seen...
Link: SHUT UP! Wait, why were you looking?
Falcon: Heh, Link can't control his hormones...
Zero: Yeah, he has erectile dysfunctions.
Link: You mother fuckers, don't make me come over there!
Nagisaki: Calm down, o Baron von Overstimulated. You're mind should be focused on your initiation and not on your sex life.
Pikachu: Yeah, just remember. I took my initiation test a while ago. Just because you rivaled my power back then doesn't mean you can rival my power now
Link: Is that a fact. I can't wait to smack this punk-ass bitch around and whoop your ass like your daddy would.
Falcon: heh, "wood".
Link dashes towards the wire frame, but before he can strike it, energy blasts start showering the area. Link falls back and looks to the sky to find two people fighting.
Link: What the hell, who are those guys?
Pikachu: Those two are the legendary super saiya-jins of Earth, Goku and Vegeta. Once again trying to kill each other and destroy everything else with them.
Link: Goku and Vegeta, I thought they got along. Often they fought side-by-side and on occasions performed fusions.
Falcon: Well someone was doing his homework.
Link: Shut up. You've tramatized me enough by gawking at my penis.
Nagisaki: They did get along once, but Vegeta's competitive ambition overwhelmed him when he joined The Arena. His desire to be the best was heavily inflated, as well as his huge ego. Goku, in hopes to bring his friend back to normal, is doing all he can to beat Vegeta so his ego can give it a rest.
Zero: Not that anything's working. This feud has gone on so long that just defeating Vegeta is etched onto Goku's mind, nothing will keep him from doing that.
Nagisaki: Which is why we must do something about it before a bystander gets hurt. I have an idea, Link. Instead of fighting the wire frame, you will take Pikachu and Zero to fight Goku and Vegeta. Exercise extreme caution, for Vegeta and Goku rank 3rd and 4th respectively.
Link: 3rd and 4th?! Do I even stand a chance?
Pikachu: What do ya think, hotshot. You could actually prove your worth to me.
Link: Will you actually work with me on this one? I'd hate to be in mid-battle and you'd turn your back on Zero and I, which would just make me wanna kick your ass some more.
Pikachu: Sure, no problem. As long as you can stand working with me, I can handle working with you, but this is only a temporary truce.
Zero: Then it's settled, lets get 'em.
Zero started levitating, while Pikachu summoned a thunderbolt to ride on. Link used his grappling hook to latch onto Zero.
Zero: ???
Link: I don't know how to fly yet.
Zero: No biggie. Being able to fly is a rare ability. Lets get going guys.
The three took off like jets. Even with their combined power, can they defeat Goku and Vegeta, two of the strongest warriors in The Arena? And can Link and Pikachu go through with their promise to not fight each other in this battle? Questions will be answered next chapter.