One night, Seto Kaiba decided to throw a party for all the duelists that made it into Pegasus's Castle. Seto got a little lost on all the invitations, so he accidentally invited Pegasus, Tristan, and the rather obnoxious "I-think-I-can-beat-Mai-by-crackin'-out-the-friendship-speech"
Te'a.
At the party, Seto had the bought the best wine in the world, and when Pegasus saw this, he went bananas. He made a mad dash to the wine and poured a whole cup full of it into his glass.
"Wow! Can't pass up this genuine opportunity! Even that fool Seto Kaiba has good taste for wine..."Pegasus exclaimed.
"Hey Pegasus! Move ur a$$ outta the way! Save some for me!"Yami Bakura blurted.
Of course, this was probably the worst mistake Pegasus could make, but Yami Bakura had more yet to come. But we will just know that Bakura is an UNDER AGE drinker, so he will suffer the consequences.
Well everyone was having a great time, and forgetting about dueling altogether. Even Seto Kaiba was break dancing on the floor, and Yami Yugi was doing karaoke to the song "I'm a Slave 4 u." Yugi was trying to hit on Mai, but of course, he was way too short for her so she said,"NO." Tristan and Bandit Keith were also doing karaoke, but to a different song("Dirty").
As soon as the party was over, Pegasus hopped in his red convertible. Now this was another mistake made by the rather idiotic Mr. Pegasus. While he was still very drunk from all that wine he drank, he was on a two lane road in the forest with very sharp turns. Pegasus was driving on the right lane of the road, excuse me, the whole road and swerving from side to side. Then, all of a sudden, he hits something. Pegasus(somewhere in his drunken mind), decides to get out of the car, and see who he rammed. In our normal vision, it would be Cecilia, but in Pega-Vision, it's Croquet.
"Gggettt outta' the road ya' foo'!"Pegasus said waving from side to side. "This is a scchh-oooollll! Nnnnooo solicitors! Croquet whaddya' doin' here? Why are you holding a paper bag with food innnnn itt? Did you forget to go ppppottty before bed?"
Rather unfortunately, Cecilia had been rammed so hard, she was killed on impact(I'll give you some time to wipe those tears). Pegasus throws the body in the trunk, and drives back to his castle.
When he gets back, the throws the body on the toilet, and shuts the door. He takes a bath, and brushes his teeth, and puts on his Rollie-Pollie-Ollie pajamas. As he lays down on his luxurious bed, he becomes sober. Well, Pegasus has to go pee really bad(because of all the wine), so he goes into the bathroom. When he sees the body, he goes crazy because he thinks someone has killed Cecilia. Immediately, he runs over to the phone and dials up Yugi's phone number.
"You little #*%(@$! You killed my darling Cecilia! I'll have you beheaded for this!"Pegasus screams.
"Uhhhh.... What?"Yugi says with little emotion. "I never killed anyone."(little does he know, he killed Yami Bakura by blasting the song "I Love Rock N' Roll" in his ears)
"Yes you did! Admit it you... Munchkin!"Pegasus yelled back.
"Man you lost it. After you left, we all stayed because you were so drunk we didn't want you to accidentally run into us."Yugi yawned.
"Oh dear! I must have run her over since I was so drunk!"Pegasus finally realized.
"Hahahaha! Man that really sucks! Smell ya' later Pegasus!"Yugi laughed.
Pegasus hangs up the phone with a brutal slam. So he goes over to the bathroom, and smacks Cecilia across the face with his toothbrush.
"I can't believe this! I'm so stupid!"Pegasus said rubbing Cecilia's arm.
So, Pegasus takes Cecilia and cremates her. He scatters her ashes across the ocean, and takes a glass of wine and starts drinking again......
~ThE nEwBiNaToR
Te'a.
At the party, Seto had the bought the best wine in the world, and when Pegasus saw this, he went bananas. He made a mad dash to the wine and poured a whole cup full of it into his glass.
"Wow! Can't pass up this genuine opportunity! Even that fool Seto Kaiba has good taste for wine..."Pegasus exclaimed.
"Hey Pegasus! Move ur a$$ outta the way! Save some for me!"Yami Bakura blurted.
Of course, this was probably the worst mistake Pegasus could make, but Yami Bakura had more yet to come. But we will just know that Bakura is an UNDER AGE drinker, so he will suffer the consequences.
Well everyone was having a great time, and forgetting about dueling altogether. Even Seto Kaiba was break dancing on the floor, and Yami Yugi was doing karaoke to the song "I'm a Slave 4 u." Yugi was trying to hit on Mai, but of course, he was way too short for her so she said,"NO." Tristan and Bandit Keith were also doing karaoke, but to a different song("Dirty").
As soon as the party was over, Pegasus hopped in his red convertible. Now this was another mistake made by the rather idiotic Mr. Pegasus. While he was still very drunk from all that wine he drank, he was on a two lane road in the forest with very sharp turns. Pegasus was driving on the right lane of the road, excuse me, the whole road and swerving from side to side. Then, all of a sudden, he hits something. Pegasus(somewhere in his drunken mind), decides to get out of the car, and see who he rammed. In our normal vision, it would be Cecilia, but in Pega-Vision, it's Croquet.
"Gggettt outta' the road ya' foo'!"Pegasus said waving from side to side. "This is a scchh-oooollll! Nnnnooo solicitors! Croquet whaddya' doin' here? Why are you holding a paper bag with food innnnn itt? Did you forget to go ppppottty before bed?"
Rather unfortunately, Cecilia had been rammed so hard, she was killed on impact(I'll give you some time to wipe those tears). Pegasus throws the body in the trunk, and drives back to his castle.
When he gets back, the throws the body on the toilet, and shuts the door. He takes a bath, and brushes his teeth, and puts on his Rollie-Pollie-Ollie pajamas. As he lays down on his luxurious bed, he becomes sober. Well, Pegasus has to go pee really bad(because of all the wine), so he goes into the bathroom. When he sees the body, he goes crazy because he thinks someone has killed Cecilia. Immediately, he runs over to the phone and dials up Yugi's phone number.
"You little #*%(@$! You killed my darling Cecilia! I'll have you beheaded for this!"Pegasus screams.
"Uhhhh.... What?"Yugi says with little emotion. "I never killed anyone."(little does he know, he killed Yami Bakura by blasting the song "I Love Rock N' Roll" in his ears)
"Yes you did! Admit it you... Munchkin!"Pegasus yelled back.
"Man you lost it. After you left, we all stayed because you were so drunk we didn't want you to accidentally run into us."Yugi yawned.
"Oh dear! I must have run her over since I was so drunk!"Pegasus finally realized.
"Hahahaha! Man that really sucks! Smell ya' later Pegasus!"Yugi laughed.
Pegasus hangs up the phone with a brutal slam. So he goes over to the bathroom, and smacks Cecilia across the face with his toothbrush.
"I can't believe this! I'm so stupid!"Pegasus said rubbing Cecilia's arm.
So, Pegasus takes Cecilia and cremates her. He scatters her ashes across the ocean, and takes a glass of wine and starts drinking again......
~ThE nEwBiNaToR