Just a little parody of "Well, did you evah?" as written by Cole Porter and
sung by such luminaries as Frank and Bing, Robbie Williams and best of all
Deborah Harry and Iggy Pop!
Well, did you evah?
Have you heard, that on this ship
Data's got his emotion chip.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard the story of
Worf and Troi's unrequited love?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!
What ears, what hair!
What foreheads! Don't stare!
What variety!
There's so much diversity!
That Romulan ale!
It makes grown men pale!
This gagh, it's so tough!
No wonder that I feel so rough.
Have you heard about Ensign Ro?
She's Maquis now; who could sink so low?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard? The doctor's Wes
Saved the ship or so she says.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard about Tasha Yar?
She got killed by a pool of tar.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard Captain Picard
Keeps on quoting from the bard?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
It's great, no lies!
This Enterprise!
What pie! What cake!
Roast targ's a mistake!
Hasperat, so nice!
Tube grubs on ice!
That tea, Earl Grey, hot!
Watch out or you'll spill the lot.
Have you heard that poor old Will
Had a symbiont when a Trill fell ill.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard? That from the stars
A big Borg cube has just passed Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What a swelegant, elegant part this is!
Well, did you evah?
Have you heard, that on this ship
Data's got his emotion chip.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard the story of
Worf and Troi's unrequited love?
Well, did you evah!
What a swell party this is!
What ears, what hair!
What foreheads! Don't stare!
What variety!
There's so much diversity!
That Romulan ale!
It makes grown men pale!
This gagh, it's so tough!
No wonder that I feel so rough.
Have you heard about Ensign Ro?
She's Maquis now; who could sink so low?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard? The doctor's Wes
Saved the ship or so she says.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard about Tasha Yar?
She got killed by a pool of tar.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard Captain Picard
Keeps on quoting from the bard?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
It's great, no lies!
This Enterprise!
What pie! What cake!
Roast targ's a mistake!
Hasperat, so nice!
Tube grubs on ice!
That tea, Earl Grey, hot!
Watch out or you'll spill the lot.
Have you heard that poor old Will
Had a symbiont when a Trill fell ill.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard? That from the stars
A big Borg cube has just passed Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What a swelegant, elegant part this is!