A doomsday message has been revealed. Why was it taken so lightly? Such a question was tossed around in Mewtwo's mind. Pikachu ignored the doomsday message like it had been nothing. Time was running out. Mewtwo needed a plan.
Mewtwo: Can't put your ego aside, Pikachu. It'll destroy us all. Well, if you're too much of a fucking dooshbag to do something about it, I must find someone who'll take it seriously. I can't tell Link, I'd just get the same response. Who can I count on? Can I count on the other Smashers? Well, it's a long shot, but it may be my only chance.
Without wasting time, Mewtwo teleported out of the area. Thanks to his incredible psychic power, he was able to find out the Smashers were on a vacation at a ski resort. In moments, he arrived. At the ski resort, Mewtwo found Captain Falcon, Marth, Ganondorf, and Samus playing cards.
Marth: Well fuck me with a ten-foot pole! Didn't expect to see you ever again!
Mewtwo: No time to explain. Stop what you're doing, get the other Smashers, and meet me in the lobby in 5 minutes!
Captain Falcon: Can it wait, we're playing Strip Poker.
Mewtwo: You're disgusting. Now move your ass!
Ganondorf: Whoa... get a load of Major Pain-in-the-ass. Maybe getting his ass kicked by Pikachu and Link made a few screws loose up in his noggin.
Mewtwo: Does everybody know about that? (shakes his head) Forget about the past. It's the god damn Apocalypse!
Mewtwo left in search of the other Smashers.
Samus: God he's messed up. You think we get the other guys together?
Ganondorf: Nah, it's more fun to ignore him.
Falcon: Ganondorf, some things are more important than getting to look at Samus's hooters.
Ganondorf: Like what?
Marth: Falcon's right. We must come to the aid of our psychotic friend before he starts slapping people around like little bitches.
Samus: Then it's settled. Mewtwo has serious problems, and needs people to pretend they're listening to him. Lets go.
Ganondorf: What about our game?
Samus: Screw it, I would've kicked your ass anyways. I had 5 kings.
Ganondorf: Cheater! Drop the top! Drop the top!
Ganondorf was suddenly knocked out by a steel chair swung by Captain Falcon. The 3 drug Ganondorf into the lobby, where the other smashers awaited, perplexed.
Roy: You guys know what Mewtwo's rambling about this time?
Bowser: No idea. I just hope he didn't get into my stash.
Mewtwo enters the lobby, holding Kirby by the foot.
Kirby: Let me go! There's coke falling from the sky. Must... snort...
Mewtwo: God you're stupid. Now shut up and pay attention!
Mewtwo chucked Kirby by the rest of the Smashers.
Mario: So-a tell me. What-a the hell is this all about-a?
Mewtwo: Ladies and Gents.
Ganondorf: Genitals...(starts cracking up)
Mewtwo: Shut up! Alright, guys, time is running out so I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. There's currently a plot to take over the Earth by a sick and twisted individual named Bison. He's into using humankind in sick experiments that could cost them their life. To keep a long story incredibly short, he will conquer and experiment on us all if we don't defeat him.
Pichu: Heh, good thing I'm not human. I'm unexperimentable! Hahahahaha!
Bowser: Shut up.
Pichu: Awww...
Mewtwo: Thank you, Bowser. As far as intelligence tells me, his conquest of Earth begins with the fatality of Akuma, the current champion of The Arena. However, nobody knows of Bison's plans, so it's gonna be up to us to take him down.
Zelda: Isn't The Arena that competition that Link and Pikachu became part of?
Mewtwo: Whoa... someone's listening. Yes, Link and Pikachu are part of The Arena.
Ganondorf: Then go tell them to do it. Let them take care of their own mess. Why do we have to do it for THEM?
Suddenly, Mewtwo got up into Ganondorfs face.
Mewtwo: BECAUSE IF WE DON'T "TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN MESS", WE WILL ALL BE DEAD! OR PERHAPS BE VIOLATED IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER! DO YOU WANNA BE DEAD OR VIOLATED? I THINK NOT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THIS!
The Smashers went silent, except for Ganondorf, who couldn't help cracking up. Then Captain Falcon stood up in the crowd.
Falcon: I think we should help Mewtwo take out this Bison guy. Come on, guys. Link and Pikachu may have left us to join The Arena, but they're still our friends, except for Zelda, who has probably fooled around with him on several occasions.
Zelda: (face turns red) I don't know what you're talking about...
Falcon: The point is this. If such a thing were ever to happen, we have to stick by our friends who need our help. They could receive a horrible fate, and we wouldn't be around to help them fight it out. Well I say it's time to take the bull by the horns! Who's with me!
Luigi: I'm-a with you. When Link was-a still with us-a, he-a helped me score with-a chicks. It's-a time to return-a the favor.
Jigglypuff: Pikachu was my friend. Without him, the only pokémon I can relate with are Pichu, who probably hasn't hit puberty yet; and Mewtwo, who's just insane in the membrane. I'm here for him.
Falcon: Then it's settled. Lets do it, for friendship!
The Smashers cheered and ran to their airship. Kirby kept sniffing the snow, hoping it was cocaine, but other than that everybody had their mind set on taking down Bison. With high spirits, the Smashers flew towards the battlegrounds. How will the upcoming battle go? Stay tuned...
Mewtwo: Can't put your ego aside, Pikachu. It'll destroy us all. Well, if you're too much of a fucking dooshbag to do something about it, I must find someone who'll take it seriously. I can't tell Link, I'd just get the same response. Who can I count on? Can I count on the other Smashers? Well, it's a long shot, but it may be my only chance.
Without wasting time, Mewtwo teleported out of the area. Thanks to his incredible psychic power, he was able to find out the Smashers were on a vacation at a ski resort. In moments, he arrived. At the ski resort, Mewtwo found Captain Falcon, Marth, Ganondorf, and Samus playing cards.
Marth: Well fuck me with a ten-foot pole! Didn't expect to see you ever again!
Mewtwo: No time to explain. Stop what you're doing, get the other Smashers, and meet me in the lobby in 5 minutes!
Captain Falcon: Can it wait, we're playing Strip Poker.
Mewtwo: You're disgusting. Now move your ass!
Ganondorf: Whoa... get a load of Major Pain-in-the-ass. Maybe getting his ass kicked by Pikachu and Link made a few screws loose up in his noggin.
Mewtwo: Does everybody know about that? (shakes his head) Forget about the past. It's the god damn Apocalypse!
Mewtwo left in search of the other Smashers.
Samus: God he's messed up. You think we get the other guys together?
Ganondorf: Nah, it's more fun to ignore him.
Falcon: Ganondorf, some things are more important than getting to look at Samus's hooters.
Ganondorf: Like what?
Marth: Falcon's right. We must come to the aid of our psychotic friend before he starts slapping people around like little bitches.
Samus: Then it's settled. Mewtwo has serious problems, and needs people to pretend they're listening to him. Lets go.
Ganondorf: What about our game?
Samus: Screw it, I would've kicked your ass anyways. I had 5 kings.
Ganondorf: Cheater! Drop the top! Drop the top!
Ganondorf was suddenly knocked out by a steel chair swung by Captain Falcon. The 3 drug Ganondorf into the lobby, where the other smashers awaited, perplexed.
Roy: You guys know what Mewtwo's rambling about this time?
Bowser: No idea. I just hope he didn't get into my stash.
Mewtwo enters the lobby, holding Kirby by the foot.
Kirby: Let me go! There's coke falling from the sky. Must... snort...
Mewtwo: God you're stupid. Now shut up and pay attention!
Mewtwo chucked Kirby by the rest of the Smashers.
Mario: So-a tell me. What-a the hell is this all about-a?
Mewtwo: Ladies and Gents.
Ganondorf: Genitals...(starts cracking up)
Mewtwo: Shut up! Alright, guys, time is running out so I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. There's currently a plot to take over the Earth by a sick and twisted individual named Bison. He's into using humankind in sick experiments that could cost them their life. To keep a long story incredibly short, he will conquer and experiment on us all if we don't defeat him.
Pichu: Heh, good thing I'm not human. I'm unexperimentable! Hahahahaha!
Bowser: Shut up.
Pichu: Awww...
Mewtwo: Thank you, Bowser. As far as intelligence tells me, his conquest of Earth begins with the fatality of Akuma, the current champion of The Arena. However, nobody knows of Bison's plans, so it's gonna be up to us to take him down.
Zelda: Isn't The Arena that competition that Link and Pikachu became part of?
Mewtwo: Whoa... someone's listening. Yes, Link and Pikachu are part of The Arena.
Ganondorf: Then go tell them to do it. Let them take care of their own mess. Why do we have to do it for THEM?
Suddenly, Mewtwo got up into Ganondorfs face.
Mewtwo: BECAUSE IF WE DON'T "TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN MESS", WE WILL ALL BE DEAD! OR PERHAPS BE VIOLATED IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER! DO YOU WANNA BE DEAD OR VIOLATED? I THINK NOT, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THIS!
The Smashers went silent, except for Ganondorf, who couldn't help cracking up. Then Captain Falcon stood up in the crowd.
Falcon: I think we should help Mewtwo take out this Bison guy. Come on, guys. Link and Pikachu may have left us to join The Arena, but they're still our friends, except for Zelda, who has probably fooled around with him on several occasions.
Zelda: (face turns red) I don't know what you're talking about...
Falcon: The point is this. If such a thing were ever to happen, we have to stick by our friends who need our help. They could receive a horrible fate, and we wouldn't be around to help them fight it out. Well I say it's time to take the bull by the horns! Who's with me!
Luigi: I'm-a with you. When Link was-a still with us-a, he-a helped me score with-a chicks. It's-a time to return-a the favor.
Jigglypuff: Pikachu was my friend. Without him, the only pokémon I can relate with are Pichu, who probably hasn't hit puberty yet; and Mewtwo, who's just insane in the membrane. I'm here for him.
Falcon: Then it's settled. Lets do it, for friendship!
The Smashers cheered and ran to their airship. Kirby kept sniffing the snow, hoping it was cocaine, but other than that everybody had their mind set on taking down Bison. With high spirits, the Smashers flew towards the battlegrounds. How will the upcoming battle go? Stay tuned...