The wielders of the Tri-force unleashed the Tri-force's true power. The enhanced Tri-force Light completely shattered Sigma's Black Style Blast, and it wasn't long before it hit Sigma. Sigma began to disintegrate within the devastating blast, as he and the blast were taken out of the atmosphere.
Having just defeated the strongest enemy he had ever fought, the exhausted Link sat down. The Smashers cheered and gathered around Link.
Fox: We did it, guys!
Ness and Young Link: Yeah, we bad mother fuckers. We bad mother fuckers..
Bowser: You two wanna stop trying to sound mature?
Link: My friends... thanks for helping.
Captain Falcon: No problem. We're just good at kicking ass.
Bowser: It was nothing really, especially when you're a superstar like me. Yeah, I'm the man...
Mario: Superstar, huh? Do you-a remember how-a many times I-a kicked your ass-a?
Bowser: (sigh)
Link: Almost all of you guys gave me a hand, but where's Pichu and Mr. Game and Watch.
Mewtwo: Game and Watch had to take care of some loose ends in Flat World. As for Pichu, he kinda idolizes his brother, so he's helping him get back on his feet. Really, he's over there.
Pichu was at Pikachu's side. He summoned a thunderbolt to crash onto Pikachu. The energy restored Pikachu's strength, and he managed to get back up.
Pikachu: Sigma! Huh... wha... it's over? This planet still exists... WE DID IT! Man, this kicks so much ass, Pichu. We're gods to this planet... wait, what are you doing here?
Pichu: Saving the planet and becoming a god.
Pikachu: How the hell did you learn how to talk?
Pichu: I learned while you were away trying to become a big shot in a world of strong-ass fighters.
Pikachu: Look at the sacrifices that were made to beat Sigma. They're still alive, but they used up everything.
Pichu: I could use Thunder again. That should wake them up.
Pikachu: Electricity is not a source of power for any of them. They'll just have to get up on their own.
Pikachu and Pichu walked over to the other Smashers. They were enjoying themselves over their hard-won battle.
Kirby: Hey Mewtwo, you remember our deal. If we beat Sigma, then you would give me back my coke stash.
Mewtwo: What the hell are you talking about? That white stuff back at the ski resort is called snow. And I didn't take anything from you.
Link: Since when has Kirby been a coker?
Roy: Well, it happened while you were gone. Like Mewtwo said earlier, we were on a trip to a ski resort by means of airport. Kirby's luggage got switched with some drug dealer's, apparently. He checked out his luggage and found this white powdery stuff. First he poked it with a stick to see if it was alive. Then he sucked it up to see what would happen. And voila, we now have a coke head to deal with.
Falco: I wonder what the other guy thinks of having Kirby's luggage.
[Scene change. Somewhere in London.]
Some guy: AAAHH! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL AND PLAYBOY MAGAZINES! PLAYBOY SUCKS! ONLINE IS BETTER!
[Scene change. Back with the smashers.]
Ness: Damn, that was loud.
Kirby's face turns red.
Ganondorf: Yeah, online is better.
Mewtwo: You sick fuck! Oh wait, you watch online because you'll never get some.
As everybody starts laughing, Akuma approaches Link from behind.
Akuma: Link!
Link: Yeah, what's up?
Akuma: Congratulations in defeating Sigma. I got word from The Arena saying that the Galactic Cup is cancelled due to today's interferences.
Link: And I was doing so good, too...
Pikachu: If the Galactic Cup were still going on, Link could kick your ass.
Akuma: At the time, Link was outmatched. If there was no interference, I would retain the championship. Oh, and we should be teleported back to the ring at any time now, so say goodbye to your friends, quick.
Link: Guys, I really wanna thank you for helping me out today. I wanna let you know that I'll be home soon. Take care!
All: Bye, Link! Bye, Pikachu! Come home soon!
In an instant, Link, Pikachu, and Akuma ended up back in the stadium, where thousands of fans cheered their heads off.
Announcer: That was an incredible Galactic Cup while it lasted! However, do to the interference of Bison and Sigma, we are forced to cancel the outcomes of this year's Galactic Cup. On that topic, we would like to call out the following people, so when your name is called, please come to the center of the ring. Link! Akuma! Pikachu! Goku! Vegeta! Shadow! X! Zero!
Link: They were brought back to life due to The Arena's regeneration technology.
Akuma: As long as one part of one's body still remains, they can be teleported back to The Arena and be restored to normal.
Link: It's that advanced, huh?
Announcer: The reason I've called you all out into the center of the ring was to cordially thank you, on behalf of Planet Earth, for helping get rid of the Earth's most powerful enemy to date. We have our very existence to thank for the eight of you. Let's all give a round of applause for these godsends!
The fans gave a huge round of applause. Link blushed, for his deeds have never been mass witnessed before.
Announcer: Now, on another issue concerning you eight fighters. For your efforts in fighting Sigma, the head of entertainment, Mr. Nagisaki, has issued a battle royal between you eight. Next Saturday, the fighters who stand to your sides will be fighting against you for the opportunity to become champion.
Link looked to his sides. These are the top fighters in The Arena. His power is great, but does Link have the strength to take down seven fighters who allied with him against Sigma? Stay tuned...
Having just defeated the strongest enemy he had ever fought, the exhausted Link sat down. The Smashers cheered and gathered around Link.
Fox: We did it, guys!
Ness and Young Link: Yeah, we bad mother fuckers. We bad mother fuckers..
Bowser: You two wanna stop trying to sound mature?
Link: My friends... thanks for helping.
Captain Falcon: No problem. We're just good at kicking ass.
Bowser: It was nothing really, especially when you're a superstar like me. Yeah, I'm the man...
Mario: Superstar, huh? Do you-a remember how-a many times I-a kicked your ass-a?
Bowser: (sigh)
Link: Almost all of you guys gave me a hand, but where's Pichu and Mr. Game and Watch.
Mewtwo: Game and Watch had to take care of some loose ends in Flat World. As for Pichu, he kinda idolizes his brother, so he's helping him get back on his feet. Really, he's over there.
Pichu was at Pikachu's side. He summoned a thunderbolt to crash onto Pikachu. The energy restored Pikachu's strength, and he managed to get back up.
Pikachu: Sigma! Huh... wha... it's over? This planet still exists... WE DID IT! Man, this kicks so much ass, Pichu. We're gods to this planet... wait, what are you doing here?
Pichu: Saving the planet and becoming a god.
Pikachu: How the hell did you learn how to talk?
Pichu: I learned while you were away trying to become a big shot in a world of strong-ass fighters.
Pikachu: Look at the sacrifices that were made to beat Sigma. They're still alive, but they used up everything.
Pichu: I could use Thunder again. That should wake them up.
Pikachu: Electricity is not a source of power for any of them. They'll just have to get up on their own.
Pikachu and Pichu walked over to the other Smashers. They were enjoying themselves over their hard-won battle.
Kirby: Hey Mewtwo, you remember our deal. If we beat Sigma, then you would give me back my coke stash.
Mewtwo: What the hell are you talking about? That white stuff back at the ski resort is called snow. And I didn't take anything from you.
Link: Since when has Kirby been a coker?
Roy: Well, it happened while you were gone. Like Mewtwo said earlier, we were on a trip to a ski resort by means of airport. Kirby's luggage got switched with some drug dealer's, apparently. He checked out his luggage and found this white powdery stuff. First he poked it with a stick to see if it was alive. Then he sucked it up to see what would happen. And voila, we now have a coke head to deal with.
Falco: I wonder what the other guy thinks of having Kirby's luggage.
[Scene change. Somewhere in London.]
Some guy: AAAHH! WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL AND PLAYBOY MAGAZINES! PLAYBOY SUCKS! ONLINE IS BETTER!
[Scene change. Back with the smashers.]
Ness: Damn, that was loud.
Kirby's face turns red.
Ganondorf: Yeah, online is better.
Mewtwo: You sick fuck! Oh wait, you watch online because you'll never get some.
As everybody starts laughing, Akuma approaches Link from behind.
Akuma: Link!
Link: Yeah, what's up?
Akuma: Congratulations in defeating Sigma. I got word from The Arena saying that the Galactic Cup is cancelled due to today's interferences.
Link: And I was doing so good, too...
Pikachu: If the Galactic Cup were still going on, Link could kick your ass.
Akuma: At the time, Link was outmatched. If there was no interference, I would retain the championship. Oh, and we should be teleported back to the ring at any time now, so say goodbye to your friends, quick.
Link: Guys, I really wanna thank you for helping me out today. I wanna let you know that I'll be home soon. Take care!
All: Bye, Link! Bye, Pikachu! Come home soon!
In an instant, Link, Pikachu, and Akuma ended up back in the stadium, where thousands of fans cheered their heads off.
Announcer: That was an incredible Galactic Cup while it lasted! However, do to the interference of Bison and Sigma, we are forced to cancel the outcomes of this year's Galactic Cup. On that topic, we would like to call out the following people, so when your name is called, please come to the center of the ring. Link! Akuma! Pikachu! Goku! Vegeta! Shadow! X! Zero!
Link: They were brought back to life due to The Arena's regeneration technology.
Akuma: As long as one part of one's body still remains, they can be teleported back to The Arena and be restored to normal.
Link: It's that advanced, huh?
Announcer: The reason I've called you all out into the center of the ring was to cordially thank you, on behalf of Planet Earth, for helping get rid of the Earth's most powerful enemy to date. We have our very existence to thank for the eight of you. Let's all give a round of applause for these godsends!
The fans gave a huge round of applause. Link blushed, for his deeds have never been mass witnessed before.
Announcer: Now, on another issue concerning you eight fighters. For your efforts in fighting Sigma, the head of entertainment, Mr. Nagisaki, has issued a battle royal between you eight. Next Saturday, the fighters who stand to your sides will be fighting against you for the opportunity to become champion.
Link looked to his sides. These are the top fighters in The Arena. His power is great, but does Link have the strength to take down seven fighters who allied with him against Sigma? Stay tuned...