The announcement for an eight-man battle royal for the championship seemed like an interesting match. And without Bison telling him to kill Akuma, Link could fight for himself. But the match was scheduled for next Saturday. The current Saturday was coming to a close, and Link was exhausted. But this upcoming week, he thought it was going to be boring. Link was in the locker room gathering his stuff and getting ready to call it a day. Pikachu was doing the same thing and talking on the phone with someone.
Link: Sup, man.
Pikachu: Nothing much, Link. ... Yeah, that was Link saying "hi". So, you want him to come too? ... Fine, I'll give him the word. Later, Marth.
Link: What was that all about?
Pikachu: The Smashers are throwing a victory party or something. You wanna come?
Link: I was thinking about calling it a day, but the rest of the week's gonna be boring. Might as well.
Pikachu: Then let's not keep them waiting any longer. They gathered at Mushroom Kingdom.
The two Smashers took off. It didn't take them very long to arrive at Mushroom Kingdom. They walked in the door and saw the Smashers having a good time. Yoshi greeted them at the door.
Yoshi: Wassup, guys! Welcome to the party!
Link: My man, Yosh! What's going down?
Yoshi: We chillin'. Refreshments are over there, and Fox will be back shortly with a piñata. And for some...ahem...grown-up fun, the keg's over in the corner. Ganondorf can't keep away from the corner...
They immediately saw Ganondorf flying around naked. Everyone quickly shut their eyes.
Ganondorf: Hey, look at me! I'm Peter Pantsless!
Samus: Eww... he's got swamp ass!
Falco: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kirby: I want my mommy...
Falcon: Is your mom any good? Because I might want her, too.
Kirby: Shut up!
Pikachu: Well, I think I'm gonna go kill myself now...
Falcon: Hey Link. This kinda reminds me of the time when you were testing your strength against the Genosaur...
Link: I swear, if you continue that thought, I will have to give you the ol' "shove my foot up your ass"!
Falcon: Yeah, too bad nobody wants to check Ganondorf's ass out. You had Chun-Li looking at it.
At that moment, Fox opened the doors and walked in with a piñata.
Marth: Fox, you're back. Now, whatever you do, do not look up or anywhere near Ganondorf. It's horrible...
Fox: I'll take that thought into consideration. Knowing Ganondorf, it's probably that bad anyways. Now, someone give me a hand in setting the piñata up.
Ganondorf: You'll be saaaafe in my heart and... my heart wiiill go oooon and oooon!
Roy: No, karaoke is not yet. Besides, I don't like when you try to sing Celine Dion. Her songs are for people who can actually sing. Now put some clothes on, you're scaring the children.
Ganondorf: Ah, I could scare lots of children if only I had the money...
Pikachu: What? God you're messed up...
The drunk Ganondorf left the room walking all over the place. Link took the piñata that Fox had and flew up. He tied the piñata to the ceiling and let it hang just above the Smasher's heads. With the exception of Donkey Kong and Bowser, who are really big guys...
Zelda: Alright guys, it's time for the piñata whacking. You all know what to do, right?
Pichu: Um... no.
Zelda: (sigh) Alright then, you take the wood and you whack it. Easy enough?
Ganondorf came back fully dressed. There were many sighs of relief.
Ganondorf: That's easy, I do it every day.
Peach: Ewww...
Mewtwo: Yeah, you're probably a master at it, since your life revolves around online porno.
Luigi: Yeah. You're-a never gonna score-a.
Ness: What's this "score"?
Link: I'll tell you when you're a little older. Now, I think it's time to whack it.
Ganondorf started rolling on the floor laughing. Meanwhile, Ice Climber Popo was blindfolded and spun around. He went for a swing with his wooden club. The club wrapped around and ended up hitting Popo in the forehead. Next to try was Pikachu, who swung and accidentally hit Mario in the crotch. The other Smashers laughed their asses off. Next to give it a shot was Roy, who swung and lost grip, tossing the club through a window. After retrieving the club, Luigi swung the club and hit the piñata. It was smacked off its string and hit Bowser in the face. The piñata broke over Bowser's head.
Donkey Kong: Well, Bowser's always been hard-headed. Sorry, I just wanted to say something.
The Smashers gathered around the broken piñata and gathered the candy that spilled out of it. They were really enjoying themselves, but the night was young, and more fun was to be had...
Link: Sup, man.
Pikachu: Nothing much, Link. ... Yeah, that was Link saying "hi". So, you want him to come too? ... Fine, I'll give him the word. Later, Marth.
Link: What was that all about?
Pikachu: The Smashers are throwing a victory party or something. You wanna come?
Link: I was thinking about calling it a day, but the rest of the week's gonna be boring. Might as well.
Pikachu: Then let's not keep them waiting any longer. They gathered at Mushroom Kingdom.
The two Smashers took off. It didn't take them very long to arrive at Mushroom Kingdom. They walked in the door and saw the Smashers having a good time. Yoshi greeted them at the door.
Yoshi: Wassup, guys! Welcome to the party!
Link: My man, Yosh! What's going down?
Yoshi: We chillin'. Refreshments are over there, and Fox will be back shortly with a piñata. And for some...ahem...grown-up fun, the keg's over in the corner. Ganondorf can't keep away from the corner...
They immediately saw Ganondorf flying around naked. Everyone quickly shut their eyes.
Ganondorf: Hey, look at me! I'm Peter Pantsless!
Samus: Eww... he's got swamp ass!
Falco: Yeah, he's drunk.
Kirby: I want my mommy...
Falcon: Is your mom any good? Because I might want her, too.
Kirby: Shut up!
Pikachu: Well, I think I'm gonna go kill myself now...
Falcon: Hey Link. This kinda reminds me of the time when you were testing your strength against the Genosaur...
Link: I swear, if you continue that thought, I will have to give you the ol' "shove my foot up your ass"!
Falcon: Yeah, too bad nobody wants to check Ganondorf's ass out. You had Chun-Li looking at it.
At that moment, Fox opened the doors and walked in with a piñata.
Marth: Fox, you're back. Now, whatever you do, do not look up or anywhere near Ganondorf. It's horrible...
Fox: I'll take that thought into consideration. Knowing Ganondorf, it's probably that bad anyways. Now, someone give me a hand in setting the piñata up.
Ganondorf: You'll be saaaafe in my heart and... my heart wiiill go oooon and oooon!
Roy: No, karaoke is not yet. Besides, I don't like when you try to sing Celine Dion. Her songs are for people who can actually sing. Now put some clothes on, you're scaring the children.
Ganondorf: Ah, I could scare lots of children if only I had the money...
Pikachu: What? God you're messed up...
The drunk Ganondorf left the room walking all over the place. Link took the piñata that Fox had and flew up. He tied the piñata to the ceiling and let it hang just above the Smasher's heads. With the exception of Donkey Kong and Bowser, who are really big guys...
Zelda: Alright guys, it's time for the piñata whacking. You all know what to do, right?
Pichu: Um... no.
Zelda: (sigh) Alright then, you take the wood and you whack it. Easy enough?
Ganondorf came back fully dressed. There were many sighs of relief.
Ganondorf: That's easy, I do it every day.
Peach: Ewww...
Mewtwo: Yeah, you're probably a master at it, since your life revolves around online porno.
Luigi: Yeah. You're-a never gonna score-a.
Ness: What's this "score"?
Link: I'll tell you when you're a little older. Now, I think it's time to whack it.
Ganondorf started rolling on the floor laughing. Meanwhile, Ice Climber Popo was blindfolded and spun around. He went for a swing with his wooden club. The club wrapped around and ended up hitting Popo in the forehead. Next to try was Pikachu, who swung and accidentally hit Mario in the crotch. The other Smashers laughed their asses off. Next to give it a shot was Roy, who swung and lost grip, tossing the club through a window. After retrieving the club, Luigi swung the club and hit the piñata. It was smacked off its string and hit Bowser in the face. The piñata broke over Bowser's head.
Donkey Kong: Well, Bowser's always been hard-headed. Sorry, I just wanted to say something.
The Smashers gathered around the broken piñata and gathered the candy that spilled out of it. They were really enjoying themselves, but the night was young, and more fun was to be had...