After all the fighting Link had been doing in the past while, it was an interesting turn of events when he went to a party thrown by the Smashers. The fighting was intense, but relaxation and having fun are just as required as becoming stronger and becoming the best fighter on Earth. After breaking the piñata, Link got kind of hungry, as did the rest of the Smashers. It came time for the banquet. Chefs came in carting all sorts of food ranging from chicken, steaks, pasta, vegetables, exotic fruits, and other types of food.
It came time to eat. The Smashers chowed down on the various foods that were available. Thanks to their battles earlier today, Link and Pikachu were starved. They ended up taking a lot of food for themselves and stuffing it down their throats faster than the other Smashers in the room dining. Link accidentally burped, which got the attention of the other people in the room.
Link: Uh... excuse me?
Ganondorf: You don't need to say that. I just do it freely. (belches) Just like that!
Mewtwo: You're disgusting. Don't you ever do anything other than make a complete ass of yourself?
Ganondorf: Absitively posolutely not!
Donkey Kong: Uh... next time you say shit, don't scramble up your words...
Peach: Please people, we can at least dine like civilized people. We're not animals!
Donkey Kong, Bowser, Fox, Falco, the pokémon, and Yoshi turned towards Peach.
Peach: Well, not all of us, anyways. Anyways, we'll be doing karaoke as soon as you guys are finished.
Fox (whispering to Falco): Hey, I got an idea. We're gonna get Link drunk and get him to sing some queer song.
Falco (whispering to Fox): Sound's interesting. How are we gonna get Link plastered?
Fox: Well, you see how much of a drink he has? That's quite a lot, so here's what we're gonna do. (unhearable whispering)
Falco: Fine, I'll give it a shot.
The Smasher's finished eating and walked over to the podium. It was set up with a microphone and some other karaoke equipment. Peach took the stand.
Peach: Y'all having fun tonight!
All: I guess so!
Peach: Y'all want some karaoke!
All: Perhaps!
Pichu: Man, I hate standing in front of crowds. It makes me nervous and shit.
Pikachu: Grow some balls, squirt! And no, Ganondorf is not allowed to take it the wrong way!
Ganondorf: Damn...
Falco: Yo, you gonna give this a try, Link?
Link: Maybe. I haven't done karaoke in such a long time. I hope I can remember how.
Falco: What's to remember, you just have to sing something.
Link: Oh yeah.
While Falco and Link were talking, Fox snuck over to Link's drink and pulled out a bottle with the label "Insta-drunk. 40 proof." He put some of the liquid into Link's drink, then came back with several drinks.
Fox: Drinks, guys? Keeps the voice nice and moist for karaoke.
Fox gave Link the alcoholic drink, and gave Falco a regular one.
Fox: Here's to the night we felt alive. Here's to the tears we knew we cried. Here's to goodbye, tomorrow gonna come too soon. Or something like that.
Falco: Yeah, you had it.
Link, Fox, and Falco did a toast and chugged their drinks. In moments, Link started acting like a drunk. His speech was slurred and his coordination took a hit.
Falco: It worked, man!
Fox: Yeah, this should be funny. Yo Marth, got the camcorder ready?
Marth: Oh yeah. This should be as funny as Bowser's routine.
Bowser was up on stage trying to sing Macy Gray's "I try"
Bowser: ...I try to say good-bye and I... uh... a little help?
Kirby: choke, man!
Bowser: I try to say good-bye and I choke, man. Try to walk away and I just wanna love ya babe....
Ganondorf: Getting Bowser high and putting him on stage has to be the funniest thing I ever saw.
Kirby: I know, he went from Macy Gray to Justin Timberlake. That's fucked up! Yo, I hear Fox and Falco got Link drunk. I wonder what song they're gonna make him sing.
Ganondorf: If they get the same results as we did, he'll be singing several songs rolled into one.
Yoshi: The outcome should be funny as hell.
Kirby: Yeah...
Fox and Falco were trying to keep Link standing up. He wobbled around like a drunk, and would fall over if nobody kept him up.
Fox: Get a grip over yourself, man! You still gotta go up there and sing!
Link (drunk tone): I don't like your tone of voice, Mr. President, but I don't like it!
Falco started chuckling.
Fox: Remember, when you go up there, sing the Macarena!
Falco: And do the dance while you're at it.
Link: Have I ever told you about the time I lost my kneecaps in World War 2? I couldn't find them anywhere. Maybe they were upset at me.
Samus: Dude, you still have kneecaps.
Link: Whoa, I do! They came back to me. Thanks, Superman!
Samus: What in the blue hell is wrong with Link?
Fox: We got him drunk and we're gonna get him to sing and dance the Macarena.
Samus: This I gotta see!
Falco: Bowser's getting off stage now. Get up there, Link!
Link went on stage after tripping over one of the stairs going up to it. He took the microphone.
Link: Ladies and Genitals, uh... um... what am I doing up here, again? Oh yeah, I'm gonna sing the Macaroni!
Fox and Falco started laughing. Link started doing the dance to the Macarena, except it looked nothing like it. It looked more like he was flailing his arms around in a pathetic attempt to make it look good. Fox and Falco were soon laughing their asses off.
Link: Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Kay too cuerpo es pa' darling allergy y Costa Rica.
Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Hey Macaroni!
Samus: Oh dear god... that sucked! But it was funny.
Link: Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Kay too cuerpo es pa' darling allergy y Costa Rica.
Deal a too cuerpo aller... huh? Hey, what the hell am I doing up here?
Falcon: Don't stop now, this is funny!
Link: I think Fox had something to do with this.
Fox: Well, I'm outta here...
Link: Get back here, bitch! I'm gonna turn you into a fur coat after getting me drunk and do whatever the hell I did!
Fox ran off and Link chased him all around the castle.
Peach: Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson. Never let Link get drunk and sing the Macarena.
The Smasher's enjoyed every moment of their party so far. Man, what else is gonna go down tonight? Stay tuned...
It came time to eat. The Smashers chowed down on the various foods that were available. Thanks to their battles earlier today, Link and Pikachu were starved. They ended up taking a lot of food for themselves and stuffing it down their throats faster than the other Smashers in the room dining. Link accidentally burped, which got the attention of the other people in the room.
Link: Uh... excuse me?
Ganondorf: You don't need to say that. I just do it freely. (belches) Just like that!
Mewtwo: You're disgusting. Don't you ever do anything other than make a complete ass of yourself?
Ganondorf: Absitively posolutely not!
Donkey Kong: Uh... next time you say shit, don't scramble up your words...
Peach: Please people, we can at least dine like civilized people. We're not animals!
Donkey Kong, Bowser, Fox, Falco, the pokémon, and Yoshi turned towards Peach.
Peach: Well, not all of us, anyways. Anyways, we'll be doing karaoke as soon as you guys are finished.
Fox (whispering to Falco): Hey, I got an idea. We're gonna get Link drunk and get him to sing some queer song.
Falco (whispering to Fox): Sound's interesting. How are we gonna get Link plastered?
Fox: Well, you see how much of a drink he has? That's quite a lot, so here's what we're gonna do. (unhearable whispering)
Falco: Fine, I'll give it a shot.
The Smasher's finished eating and walked over to the podium. It was set up with a microphone and some other karaoke equipment. Peach took the stand.
Peach: Y'all having fun tonight!
All: I guess so!
Peach: Y'all want some karaoke!
All: Perhaps!
Pichu: Man, I hate standing in front of crowds. It makes me nervous and shit.
Pikachu: Grow some balls, squirt! And no, Ganondorf is not allowed to take it the wrong way!
Ganondorf: Damn...
Falco: Yo, you gonna give this a try, Link?
Link: Maybe. I haven't done karaoke in such a long time. I hope I can remember how.
Falco: What's to remember, you just have to sing something.
Link: Oh yeah.
While Falco and Link were talking, Fox snuck over to Link's drink and pulled out a bottle with the label "Insta-drunk. 40 proof." He put some of the liquid into Link's drink, then came back with several drinks.
Fox: Drinks, guys? Keeps the voice nice and moist for karaoke.
Fox gave Link the alcoholic drink, and gave Falco a regular one.
Fox: Here's to the night we felt alive. Here's to the tears we knew we cried. Here's to goodbye, tomorrow gonna come too soon. Or something like that.
Falco: Yeah, you had it.
Link, Fox, and Falco did a toast and chugged their drinks. In moments, Link started acting like a drunk. His speech was slurred and his coordination took a hit.
Falco: It worked, man!
Fox: Yeah, this should be funny. Yo Marth, got the camcorder ready?
Marth: Oh yeah. This should be as funny as Bowser's routine.
Bowser was up on stage trying to sing Macy Gray's "I try"
Bowser: ...I try to say good-bye and I... uh... a little help?
Kirby: choke, man!
Bowser: I try to say good-bye and I choke, man. Try to walk away and I just wanna love ya babe....
Ganondorf: Getting Bowser high and putting him on stage has to be the funniest thing I ever saw.
Kirby: I know, he went from Macy Gray to Justin Timberlake. That's fucked up! Yo, I hear Fox and Falco got Link drunk. I wonder what song they're gonna make him sing.
Ganondorf: If they get the same results as we did, he'll be singing several songs rolled into one.
Yoshi: The outcome should be funny as hell.
Kirby: Yeah...
Fox and Falco were trying to keep Link standing up. He wobbled around like a drunk, and would fall over if nobody kept him up.
Fox: Get a grip over yourself, man! You still gotta go up there and sing!
Link (drunk tone): I don't like your tone of voice, Mr. President, but I don't like it!
Falco started chuckling.
Fox: Remember, when you go up there, sing the Macarena!
Falco: And do the dance while you're at it.
Link: Have I ever told you about the time I lost my kneecaps in World War 2? I couldn't find them anywhere. Maybe they were upset at me.
Samus: Dude, you still have kneecaps.
Link: Whoa, I do! They came back to me. Thanks, Superman!
Samus: What in the blue hell is wrong with Link?
Fox: We got him drunk and we're gonna get him to sing and dance the Macarena.
Samus: This I gotta see!
Falco: Bowser's getting off stage now. Get up there, Link!
Link went on stage after tripping over one of the stairs going up to it. He took the microphone.
Link: Ladies and Genitals, uh... um... what am I doing up here, again? Oh yeah, I'm gonna sing the Macaroni!
Fox and Falco started laughing. Link started doing the dance to the Macarena, except it looked nothing like it. It looked more like he was flailing his arms around in a pathetic attempt to make it look good. Fox and Falco were soon laughing their asses off.
Link: Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Kay too cuerpo es pa' darling allergy y Costa Rica.
Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Hey Macaroni!
Samus: Oh dear god... that sucked! But it was funny.
Link: Deal a too cuerpo allergy Macaroni.
Kay too cuerpo es pa' darling allergy y Costa Rica.
Deal a too cuerpo aller... huh? Hey, what the hell am I doing up here?
Falcon: Don't stop now, this is funny!
Link: I think Fox had something to do with this.
Fox: Well, I'm outta here...
Link: Get back here, bitch! I'm gonna turn you into a fur coat after getting me drunk and do whatever the hell I did!
Fox ran off and Link chased him all around the castle.
Peach: Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson. Never let Link get drunk and sing the Macarena.
The Smasher's enjoyed every moment of their party so far. Man, what else is gonna go down tonight? Stay tuned...