Buttercup: Alternately Rude And Polite
By Charles Xavier
"Hi, girls!" The Professor waved in the kitchen.
"HI!" Bubbles and Blossom answered.
"Shut your mouth and get your butt back in the kitchen!" Buttercup shouted.
"So how was your day, Buttercup? Were you okay in school?"
"Oh, it was great, Professor. I might be completely well soon."
"She isn't well." Bubbles whispered to Blossom.
"Of course I'm well you nasty stuck up twit!" Buttercup yelled.
"Well, then." Blossom thought. "Why are you still being mean then kind to us?"
Buttercup paled.
"Oh…am I still like that? I'm really sorry."
"Well, is there any way we can help?" Bubbles asked.
"You could help me by MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS! You electric donkey bottom biter!"
"Sorry?" Bubbles replied, expecting her sick sister to answer politely. "I didn't quite get that."
"You don't need to do anything." Buttercup said. "I appreciate it, but you don't have to . The Professor's got the cure and it kinda takes times for the medicine to kick in."
"Oh, girls!" The Professor interrupted. "I have four tickets to see 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets' tonight!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop talking and more cooking, you lazy bones!" Buttercup insulted again.
Author's Notes: Sorry it's so short. I'd have liked to give more attention to this story, but school's getting me down. Oh well. See you next part!
E-mail: charlesxavier85@hotmail.com .
