Buttercup : Alternately Rude And Polite

By Charles Xavier

"WOW! That was amazing!" Buttercup flew out of the cinema spinning round, imitating the magical moves she saw in the film. "That's a film I'll never forget!"

"Glad you liked it, Buttercup." Bubbles chuckled.

"Thanks, Bubbles. I can see you liked it too!"

"What did you say?!" Blossom asked.

"I said that Bubbles liked it too."

"Buttercup, what was your favorite part in the movie?" Blossom asked again.

"I kinda liked when Harry and Malfoy were in combat with each other."

"And what was your funniest part?"

"The part where Ronald was choking out slugs…um…Blossom…why are you asking? Is there something wrong?"

"Oh my gosh, Buttercup!" Blossom gasped in delight. "You're cured!"

"Excuse me?" Buttercup raised her brow.

"She's right!" Bubbles held hands with Blossom and danced together. "Buttercup's not rude anymore!"

"What are you talking about, girls?"

"Oh, never mind!" Blossom stopped laughing. "I guess excitement is one thing that clears your head of all bad things…"

"If you know what we mean." Bubbles winked.

"Okay, you two are scaring me." Buttercup answered. "Why don't we just go back home?"

The Professor came outside.

"Professor, did you like the movie?" Blossom smiled.

"OH! Be quiet you whiny little turd!" The Professor exclaimed.

"Sorry, Professor?"

"Yes, Blossom! I loved it! Especially with that flying car, and that giant snake…oh! It was scary!"

Blossom gave an uncertain look at Bubbles.

"It's getting late, Professor, let's go back home." said Bubbles.

"Listen! I'm the boss around here and I tell you people what to do!" The Professor snapped. "GET IN THE CAR!"

The girls found their car and got in.

"What's crawling up the Professor's butt tonight?" Said Buttercup.

"Oh, great!" Blossom slapped herself. Bubbles knew what had happened too.

"Buttercup's passed the disease onto the Professor!" Bubbles sighed. "This is going to take a long while."

"I still don't know what you guys are talking about." Buttercup crossed her arms.

"Is everyone okay back there?" The Professor spoke to the girls.

"Yes, we're fine, Professor." Buttercup replied.

"Shut up, you Mudblood! Who said you could talk?! HUH?! SIT STILL AND KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT YOU TINY BRAINED DUCK!!!!!"

"Sorry, Professor?" Buttercup paled.

"That's good to hear, Buttercup!" The Professor gave a thumb up. "Now let's drive back home."

He turned the key and they left the cinema.

"Professor?"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT, BUTTERCUP!? THE MOST ANNOYING BRAT OF THE GIRLS?!"

"Are you feeling okay?"

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine. Just a little tired after the movie. That's all."

"Thank goodness. Just for a second I thought…"

"I thought I told you to be quiet, you obsessed little monkey kisser!"

Fin

Author's Note: Well, that's it for this story. See you next fic!

E-mail: charlesxavier85@hotmail.com .