The Cebu Song
Authoress: The much requested Cebu song! We're almost done with this fanfic, but we might do a sequel for, hmm, 10 reviews! Let's have Fred Weasley do the disclaimer!
Fred: Aimeemegami and Shimigami don't own Gundam Wing or Veggie Tales, as fun as that would be! I shall help them take over these two shows! *laughs like fred laughs*
Aimeemegami: Okie-dokey! Let's start! Quatre, get over here!
*Quatre comes over with blanket and slide-show, along with Hee-chan, duo, and unibang to be audience*
Quatre: This is a favorite of silly songs! *clears throat* This is a story about a boy and his cebus. A boy and his three cebus. A boy and a sad cebu, a sick cebu, and a mute cebu.
*fe-fe runs in*
Fe-fe: You call this a multimedia event!
Quatre: Yep! Just listen!
Fe-fe: I'm going to speak to bob about this!
*gasps from the audience as slide-show shows an "interesting" picture*
(fe-fe has left already)
Quatre: how'd that get in there? (a/n: authoress snickers)
*Quatre begins again*
Quatre: Boy is riding in canoe, into town in his canoe, sick cebu is sneezing, and wheezing, a-choo moo moo, achoo moo, moo cebu!
Audience: a-choo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo cebu!
Quatre: Hippo chewing on bamboo, can't see boy and three cebu, sad cebu is crying, and crying, boo-hoo moomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo cebu!
Audience: *repeats last bit*
Quatre: Mute cebu sees hippo chewing on bamboo, tries to tell the other two, mute cebu is grunting, and waving, rrhhmm,rrhhmm, rrhhmm, cebu!
Audience: *repeats last line*
*slide-show breaks, fe-fe runs in!*
fe-fe: what happens? You can't leave a song hanging like this! Will the mute cebu be able to communicate the upcoming danger to them in time? Is the canoe aluminum or wood? *sigh*
announcer: Tune in next time to hear audience sing:
audience: (I forget help me!!!!!!!)
a/n: well, that's all for this song! Two more songs and I'm done! I'll update again in a few days! *dissapears*