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and laugh! Lather, rinse, repeat.
~*~ PsYcHo KiTkAt ~*~
Hogwarts Talent Show - Act One
(Dumbledore): Thank you, professor. Now, today, our first act is brought to you by five of our Gryffindor students. They also will have a guest with them, so be prepared to be surprised. Please give a warm welcome to Ronald Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Oliver Wood, and Harry Potter!
::The crowd cheers. The five boys slowly walk out onto the stage. A slow, steady beat of techno music begins. Suddenly, light shines on Oliver. He is wearing a white astronaut uniform. His voice sounds muffled and computerized. Suddenly, PsHyChO kItKaT faints.::
(Oliver):
Riprock, AG
Come in, over Yo, turn me up I wanna be heard See, I'm talkin' about the future, y'all And the future looks bright 'specially when we rip it off
::He pulls off the astronaut suit and is dessed all funky, but looks really adorable. the other four boys walk out from the darkness, and stand around him. He is wearing a headset, and begins to sing.::
(Oliver):
Here it comes, milennium
And everybody's talkin' 'bout Jerusalem Is this the beginning or beginning of the end Well, I've got other thoughts, my friend
::Fred steps forward, taking Oliver's place. He too is wearing the same outfit.::
(Fred): See I've got my eyes on the skies The heavenly bodies up high And if you're in the mood to take a ride Just strap on a suit and get inside
::All the boys step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::George steps forward, and begins to sing.::
(George):
We don't need all these prophecies
Tellin' us what's a sign 'Cause paranoia ain't the way to live your life from day to day So leave your doubts and your fears behind
::Harry steps forward, and sings. A few girls in the audience scream.::
(Harry):
Don't be afraid at all
'Cause up in outerspace there's no gravity to fall Put your mind and your body to the test 'Cause up in outerspace it's like the wild wild west oh
::All the boys step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::Suddenly, Hermione Granger steps forward, wearing a blue plasticy outfit thingy. She gets a few gasps, and begins "rapping."::
(Hermione):
Boom and never let you try to stop me
Born to fly sky high, up to the top see Nothing to fear, no doubts and no tears Millenium sound to motivate the future years And you can either be scared or get prepared Against all odds I bet you never would've dared To make these moves and take flight like me To come through for the world prophecie Space connect to over throw your interception, Ready or not, make it hot That ain't no question Get in sync and put your head to the sky Keep the faith One love from H-I.
::All the boys, and Hermione, step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::The music quiets, and Oliver steps forward again.::
(Oliver):
Riprock, AG, end of transmission
They've had enough.
::The crowd cheers, and Dumbledore steps forward.::
(Dumbledore): Well done boys, and Hermione. thank you!
~*~ PsYcHo KiTkAt ~*~
Hogwarts Talent Show - Act One
(Dumbledore): Thank you, professor. Now, today, our first act is brought to you by five of our Gryffindor students. They also will have a guest with them, so be prepared to be surprised. Please give a warm welcome to Ronald Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Oliver Wood, and Harry Potter!
::The crowd cheers. The five boys slowly walk out onto the stage. A slow, steady beat of techno music begins. Suddenly, light shines on Oliver. He is wearing a white astronaut uniform. His voice sounds muffled and computerized. Suddenly, PsHyChO kItKaT faints.::
(Oliver):
Riprock, AG
Come in, over Yo, turn me up I wanna be heard See, I'm talkin' about the future, y'all And the future looks bright 'specially when we rip it off
::He pulls off the astronaut suit and is dessed all funky, but looks really adorable. the other four boys walk out from the darkness, and stand around him. He is wearing a headset, and begins to sing.::
(Oliver):
Here it comes, milennium
And everybody's talkin' 'bout Jerusalem Is this the beginning or beginning of the end Well, I've got other thoughts, my friend
::Fred steps forward, taking Oliver's place. He too is wearing the same outfit.::
(Fred): See I've got my eyes on the skies The heavenly bodies up high And if you're in the mood to take a ride Just strap on a suit and get inside
::All the boys step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::George steps forward, and begins to sing.::
(George):
We don't need all these prophecies
Tellin' us what's a sign 'Cause paranoia ain't the way to live your life from day to day So leave your doubts and your fears behind
::Harry steps forward, and sings. A few girls in the audience scream.::
(Harry):
Don't be afraid at all
'Cause up in outerspace there's no gravity to fall Put your mind and your body to the test 'Cause up in outerspace it's like the wild wild west oh
::All the boys step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::Suddenly, Hermione Granger steps forward, wearing a blue plasticy outfit thingy. She gets a few gasps, and begins "rapping."::
(Hermione):
Boom and never let you try to stop me
Born to fly sky high, up to the top see Nothing to fear, no doubts and no tears Millenium sound to motivate the future years And you can either be scared or get prepared Against all odds I bet you never would've dared To make these moves and take flight like me To come through for the world prophecie Space connect to over throw your interception, Ready or not, make it hot That ain't no question Get in sync and put your head to the sky Keep the faith One love from H-I.
::All the boys, and Hermione, step forward and begin singing heavenly.::
(All):
If you wanna fly, come and take a ride
Take a space ride with a cowboy, baby If you wanna fly, come and take a ride Take a space fly with a cowboy, baby Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yay Why-yi-yi-yippie-yi-yay-yippie-yi-yo-yippie-yi-yo
::The music quiets, and Oliver steps forward again.::
(Oliver):
Riprock, AG, end of transmission
They've had enough.
::The crowd cheers, and Dumbledore steps forward.::
(Dumbledore): Well done boys, and Hermione. thank you!