Author Notes: everything in this fic isn't mine except the Author and
Friend bit but I own nothing, do you hear nothing!!!
We go back to Kiros and Ward.
Kiros: why of all days, why?
Ward: maybe Laguna's at the park
Kiros: what ever gave you that idea?
Ward: I don't know weird plot intuition?
Kiros:.ok let's go
Back where the author and friend are hanging out.
Author: you know what I'm sick of writing author down
Friend: yeah, and I don't like being referred to as 'friend' GIVE ME A NAME!!!
Author: ok your name is Ania and mines Rouge ok?
Ania: Kay. hey look there's Laguna!!!
Laguna is seen chasing people away with a stick screaming something unintelligible
Laguna: (looking at Ania) YOU SHALL BE MY QUEEN
Ania: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Rouge: don't you leave me here!!!!
Ania and Rouge are seen running away
Rouge: this is bad, this is very bad (looks down) hey a dime.
Rouge stops to pick up the dime looking very pleased with her self when Laguna spots her.
Laguna: AH HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Rouge:(distressed) AHHHHHHHHHH
Ania pulls up in an old Chevy truck
Ania: hop in, hurry!!!!!
Rouge: that's the ugliest damn car I ever did see.
Ania: WHO CARES
Rouge: I like it I like it. its so. vintage!!
Laguna hurls himself at Rouge.
Rouge: yeah so I saw this movie and it sucked ass.
Ania: yeah I have to agree with you on. WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT
Rouge turns around
Rouge: oh that, that's Laguna
Laguna is still miraculously airborne.
Rouge: lets find Kiros and Ward
Ania: okay but I'm driving
Rouge: the hell you are
Rouge is about to push Ania over to the passenger side of the truck
Ania: HELP HELP I DON`T HAVE ANY PREPARATION H
Rouge: WHATS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Ania: I haven`t the slightest.
Rouge opens the door to hit the amazing airborne Laguna into temporary submission
Rouge: lets find the others
Rouge starts the car and drives off
Within a few seconds of driving the find they others
Kiros: oh god it's the author and her freakish friend
Ania: WE HAVE NAMES NOW HOORAY FOR US!!!
Rouge: yeah okay
Kiros: what did you do to Laguna? You didn't feed him any more sugar?
Ania: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? ARE YOU STALKERS? ARE YOU WITH THE GOVERNMENT? CAN I HAVE A SODA?!!! GIVE ME A DOLLAR!!!
Ward: you have more issues than your friend and Laguna put together
Rouge: Hey I have an idea.
Ania: what, what is it?
Rouge: lets interrogate Kiros and Ward.
Ania: yeah and walk around with a video camera screaming intellectual words with our mouths open while going through the car wash with an umbrella.
Everyone but Rouge looks very disturbed
Rouge: and eat pudding?
Ania: WHY NOT
Both: yeah we get pudding!!!
Kiros: lets go get Laguna before they find out were gone
Ward: yes they scare me too much
Kiros and Ward sneak away while Rouge and Ania do a little dance
Ok I know that was primarily about my friend and I but hey we just had to say a few things, bear with us in these moments we ran out of Ania's medication.
Will Laguna get ever wake up? Will Ania and Rouge find Kiros and Ward? Will they even know there gone? Find out in the next chapter, if I can remember what I'm doing.
We go back to Kiros and Ward.
Kiros: why of all days, why?
Ward: maybe Laguna's at the park
Kiros: what ever gave you that idea?
Ward: I don't know weird plot intuition?
Kiros:.ok let's go
Back where the author and friend are hanging out.
Author: you know what I'm sick of writing author down
Friend: yeah, and I don't like being referred to as 'friend' GIVE ME A NAME!!!
Author: ok your name is Ania and mines Rouge ok?
Ania: Kay. hey look there's Laguna!!!
Laguna is seen chasing people away with a stick screaming something unintelligible
Laguna: (looking at Ania) YOU SHALL BE MY QUEEN
Ania: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Rouge: don't you leave me here!!!!
Ania and Rouge are seen running away
Rouge: this is bad, this is very bad (looks down) hey a dime.
Rouge stops to pick up the dime looking very pleased with her self when Laguna spots her.
Laguna: AH HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Rouge:(distressed) AHHHHHHHHHH
Ania pulls up in an old Chevy truck
Ania: hop in, hurry!!!!!
Rouge: that's the ugliest damn car I ever did see.
Ania: WHO CARES
Rouge: I like it I like it. its so. vintage!!
Laguna hurls himself at Rouge.
Rouge: yeah so I saw this movie and it sucked ass.
Ania: yeah I have to agree with you on. WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT
Rouge turns around
Rouge: oh that, that's Laguna
Laguna is still miraculously airborne.
Rouge: lets find Kiros and Ward
Ania: okay but I'm driving
Rouge: the hell you are
Rouge is about to push Ania over to the passenger side of the truck
Ania: HELP HELP I DON`T HAVE ANY PREPARATION H
Rouge: WHATS THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Ania: I haven`t the slightest.
Rouge opens the door to hit the amazing airborne Laguna into temporary submission
Rouge: lets find the others
Rouge starts the car and drives off
Within a few seconds of driving the find they others
Kiros: oh god it's the author and her freakish friend
Ania: WE HAVE NAMES NOW HOORAY FOR US!!!
Rouge: yeah okay
Kiros: what did you do to Laguna? You didn't feed him any more sugar?
Ania: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? ARE YOU STALKERS? ARE YOU WITH THE GOVERNMENT? CAN I HAVE A SODA?!!! GIVE ME A DOLLAR!!!
Ward: you have more issues than your friend and Laguna put together
Rouge: Hey I have an idea.
Ania: what, what is it?
Rouge: lets interrogate Kiros and Ward.
Ania: yeah and walk around with a video camera screaming intellectual words with our mouths open while going through the car wash with an umbrella.
Everyone but Rouge looks very disturbed
Rouge: and eat pudding?
Ania: WHY NOT
Both: yeah we get pudding!!!
Kiros: lets go get Laguna before they find out were gone
Ward: yes they scare me too much
Kiros and Ward sneak away while Rouge and Ania do a little dance
Ok I know that was primarily about my friend and I but hey we just had to say a few things, bear with us in these moments we ran out of Ania's medication.
Will Laguna get ever wake up? Will Ania and Rouge find Kiros and Ward? Will they even know there gone? Find out in the next chapter, if I can remember what I'm doing.