Fourth and last chapter is ready to go! Chinese Words of wisdom
(Proverbs):Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone./Man who run in front
of car get tired./Man who run behind car get exhausted./Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day./Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ./Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going
to Bangkok./Man with one chopstick go hungry./Man who scratch ass should
not bite fingernails./Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money./Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk./ War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is left./Wife who put husband in
doghouse soon find him in cat house./ It take many nails to build crib, but
one screw to fill it./ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot./ Man who
live in glass house should change clothes in basement./Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew. /Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Like them? LoL. Okay, back to the story. ~Fuzzy~
Chapter Four
Week at capsule Corps.
1st day- Parent's arrival Very awkward dinner (Bulma making up stories of how their life has been recently.) Vegeta nodding to every comment and just trying to seem polite when he wanted to scream for help. Night- Vegeta and Bulma struggling for dominance of the covers. Bulma's unconscious mind that kept on making her snuggle up to Vegeta as he pushed her away.
2nd day- Vegeta was woken up by Bra (jumping on bed) Breakfast at a local diner with in-laws (former in-laws) constantly asking for more ice and butter pats Bra running around the place and getting Vegeta aggravated but made everyone else say "Awww, how cute!" Picnic in the park Vegeta's hot dog was stolen by a squirrel (which needless to say, did not live very long) It started raining and Vegeta got very wet Back at house Mrs. Briefs kept on asking why they don't hug or kiss and other loving gestures Vegeta was forced to kiss Bulma (unbearable!)
The next days were all a blur of nothing but sheer torment to Vegeta. If Dr. Briefs so much as nudged his arm one more time while saying, "Women *sigh* can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em." One more time.he was going to go mental.
Tonight would be his sixth night at the Briefs's residence where he was held captive. Tonight was also the night that the Briefs and the Sons were going to be eating dinner at a fancy restaurant by the name of Chulo's.(err.) It was also the first night in five days that he would be seeing Gohan.
He sighed as he put on a tux and some shoes Bulma had suggested. He wasn't in the mood for arguing with her so he agreed to put them on.
"Everyone ready? Well then let's go!" Bulma yelled from the foot of the stairs.
Everyone was downstairs already by then. Vegeta mumbled something about a stupid bitch that keeps on putting up a front to please her parents (or something close to that.)
Chulo's
The Son's had already arrived. They were now smiling upon the arrival of their friends.
"Hey guys, over here!" called Goku.
Vegeta couldn't do it, he could not make eye contact with Gohan without making anyone suspicious. Gohan on the other hand was smiling at him and tilted his head forward, signaling for Vegeta to sit across from him. Vegeta did so and regretted it.
"Hey, long time.no call" Gohan whispered, now looking around the restaurant.
"You know how difficult it is to get a moment's peace in that house."
Gohan sighed and nodded. Vegeta nudged his foot against his to get his attention. "I'm sorry Gohan. But you know that I still love you."
Gohan didn't know how to reply. The past couple of nights without Vegeta were lonely and left him wondering if Vegeta was having a good time over at Bulma's.Too good of a time to want to come back to him.
Everyone else was now wrapped up in their conversations and meals to even give them two a second glance. Gohan was now rising from his seat to go to the restroom. Vegeta followed him. Bulma was the only one who caught on to their movements.
(bathroom) Vegeta pulled Gohan into an empty stall and began to kiss him deeply. Gohan hesitated at first but then gave in. He was still uncertain if this relationship was based on love or lust. He pulled away to see a now smiling Vegeta who had his arms around his waist.
"I missed you so much." Vegeta purred in his ear.
"Listen," said Gohan as he pushed Vegeta away. "Where is this going?" Vegeta looked at him with an arched brow. "I mean, where is our relationship going? The first day was great.along with the night but this past week has been pure agony. I've been missing you like crazy. I can't live another moment without you."
Vegeta felt his lover's pain but tonight was the last night that he had to spend with Bulma and then he could return to Gohan. "Tonight's my last night with her. I could at least stay one more night and then in the morning I'll be back with you.I promise."
"No Vegeta, this game has gone on long enough! Either you come straight with Bulma or our relationship is over. What's going to happen if they decide to move in?!? Are you going to live there too?" Gohan now looked Vegeta full in the eyes.
Vegeta's heart was tearing in two. Apart of him wanted to tell Bulma off and run into Gohan's arms. But the other part wanted to make it through tonight without any of this drama. "Gohan I can't just desert her now when we've come so far! This whole week would have occurred in vain if we didn't seal the package with tonight!" Gohan stormed out of the bathroom and out of the restaurant, tears pouring from his eyes. Vegeta didn't expect him to actually leave.He hadn't known how serious the young saiyan was.
Vegeta came out of the bathroom to meet an angry ChiChi. "What did you do to him?!? My poor baby boy just ran out of here with enough tears to start a flood (exaggeration.)"
"He's not a child ChiChi! He's a grown man ('Who cries like one') and he can handle things on his own!" as soon as he said that he looked at Bulma. "And so should you." Everyone was now looking at Bulma with curious faces.
"I can't do this anymore. I can't go on playing around what you know is the truth. We are divorced and we have been for almost six months now. I have a new life and a new love. Gohan." With that said everyone in the room was about to faint (except Bulma.)
"You're right.you're right Vegeta. It was unfair of me to ask you to pretend as if we were still married. I'm sorry Vegeta." She turned to her parent's "I'm sorry mom and dad, I shouldn't of lied to you just so that you wouldn't think I was a failure."
Bulma's parents walked up to her and held her. "Bulma, we would never think of you, of all people as a failure. We love you and only want you to be happy." As this little showcase of feelings was taking place ChiChi arose from her fainted state.
"You're in love with my son?!? How?!? When?!? Did this happen?!?" she screamed.
"No time for that now. I've got to find him!" he yelled as he raced out of the store. He ran down the streets and lanes towards a familiar ki. One store caught his eye. He ran in and purchased the gift (not saying what it is yet.)
The ki led him to the large shopping mall, miles from the restaurant. He walked in and noticed he only had fifteen minutes until the mall closed. He looked around the fairly empty mall in search for his love. And there he was. Sitting by the wishing fountain looking up at the large screen in the middle of the mall that normally played commercial advertisements.
Suddenly, an idea struck Vegeta as he headed up the elevator to the room where the screen showings were controlled. A man who was in the chair controlling the monitors was about to ask him to explain himself for his intrusion when Vegeta pulled out a wad of cash and asked if he could do him a favor.
Gohan had been sitting there ever since he left the restaurant. To his dismay, that night in the mall was a Couple Day and if you and your mate shopped together you could get special discounts. The looks that the young lovers gave one another were priceless. He had had enough moping for one night so he rose from his seat and headed for the door.
"Wait!" called a loud booming voice. Gohan turned around and was shocked by the display on the large screen. "Don't go Gohan. I have something to ask you." Gohan nodded, still unsure. He watched the screen, he watched his love get down on one knee and bring out what it looked like to be.a ring box.
"Gohan, will you do me the greatest pleasure in becoming my husband?" The remaining people in the mall all looked at the screen and started "Awwing."
".Yes, I will. I love you Vegeta and I always will." He looked at the screen as Vegeta disappeared from sight and was now running towards him. They embraced each other as tears invaded their eyes. There was loud clapping from their private audience that night as Vegeta slipped the gold band onto Gohan's hand.
The wedding was in mid-June. The ceremony was held on a beach. The gazebo was pearly white, as well as the pews which over looked the turquoise ocean on that beautiful day. The honeymoon was a different story. They went to the island of Kona (in Hawaii) where it was pretty cold. They still enjoyed themselves because they spent most of their honeymoon in the hotel suite anyway!
On the first night of their stay in Kona, Gohan rolled over to see his wide eyed mate staring back at him and smiling. "Vegeta, how long do you think our marriage will last?" He waited for a response.
"Forever my love." Vegeta pulled the blanket over their heads as they made love that night for the third time that night as husband and husband.
Cheesy, I know *sigh* well I tried! Hope you like it! One more piece of silliness before I go:
Two homosexuals named Vegeta and Gohan were living together. It was stinking hot one day and Vegeta arrived home to find Gohan with his ass in the freezer, "Gohan! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?"
Gohan replied, "It was so hot outside I thought you'd like something cool to slip into!" Hehe, bye! R&R![pic]
Man who fart in church sit in own pew. /Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Like them? LoL. Okay, back to the story. ~Fuzzy~
Chapter Four
Week at capsule Corps.
1st day- Parent's arrival Very awkward dinner (Bulma making up stories of how their life has been recently.) Vegeta nodding to every comment and just trying to seem polite when he wanted to scream for help. Night- Vegeta and Bulma struggling for dominance of the covers. Bulma's unconscious mind that kept on making her snuggle up to Vegeta as he pushed her away.
2nd day- Vegeta was woken up by Bra (jumping on bed) Breakfast at a local diner with in-laws (former in-laws) constantly asking for more ice and butter pats Bra running around the place and getting Vegeta aggravated but made everyone else say "Awww, how cute!" Picnic in the park Vegeta's hot dog was stolen by a squirrel (which needless to say, did not live very long) It started raining and Vegeta got very wet Back at house Mrs. Briefs kept on asking why they don't hug or kiss and other loving gestures Vegeta was forced to kiss Bulma (unbearable!)
The next days were all a blur of nothing but sheer torment to Vegeta. If Dr. Briefs so much as nudged his arm one more time while saying, "Women *sigh* can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em." One more time.he was going to go mental.
Tonight would be his sixth night at the Briefs's residence where he was held captive. Tonight was also the night that the Briefs and the Sons were going to be eating dinner at a fancy restaurant by the name of Chulo's.(err.) It was also the first night in five days that he would be seeing Gohan.
He sighed as he put on a tux and some shoes Bulma had suggested. He wasn't in the mood for arguing with her so he agreed to put them on.
"Everyone ready? Well then let's go!" Bulma yelled from the foot of the stairs.
Everyone was downstairs already by then. Vegeta mumbled something about a stupid bitch that keeps on putting up a front to please her parents (or something close to that.)
Chulo's
The Son's had already arrived. They were now smiling upon the arrival of their friends.
"Hey guys, over here!" called Goku.
Vegeta couldn't do it, he could not make eye contact with Gohan without making anyone suspicious. Gohan on the other hand was smiling at him and tilted his head forward, signaling for Vegeta to sit across from him. Vegeta did so and regretted it.
"Hey, long time.no call" Gohan whispered, now looking around the restaurant.
"You know how difficult it is to get a moment's peace in that house."
Gohan sighed and nodded. Vegeta nudged his foot against his to get his attention. "I'm sorry Gohan. But you know that I still love you."
Gohan didn't know how to reply. The past couple of nights without Vegeta were lonely and left him wondering if Vegeta was having a good time over at Bulma's.Too good of a time to want to come back to him.
Everyone else was now wrapped up in their conversations and meals to even give them two a second glance. Gohan was now rising from his seat to go to the restroom. Vegeta followed him. Bulma was the only one who caught on to their movements.
(bathroom) Vegeta pulled Gohan into an empty stall and began to kiss him deeply. Gohan hesitated at first but then gave in. He was still uncertain if this relationship was based on love or lust. He pulled away to see a now smiling Vegeta who had his arms around his waist.
"I missed you so much." Vegeta purred in his ear.
"Listen," said Gohan as he pushed Vegeta away. "Where is this going?" Vegeta looked at him with an arched brow. "I mean, where is our relationship going? The first day was great.along with the night but this past week has been pure agony. I've been missing you like crazy. I can't live another moment without you."
Vegeta felt his lover's pain but tonight was the last night that he had to spend with Bulma and then he could return to Gohan. "Tonight's my last night with her. I could at least stay one more night and then in the morning I'll be back with you.I promise."
"No Vegeta, this game has gone on long enough! Either you come straight with Bulma or our relationship is over. What's going to happen if they decide to move in?!? Are you going to live there too?" Gohan now looked Vegeta full in the eyes.
Vegeta's heart was tearing in two. Apart of him wanted to tell Bulma off and run into Gohan's arms. But the other part wanted to make it through tonight without any of this drama. "Gohan I can't just desert her now when we've come so far! This whole week would have occurred in vain if we didn't seal the package with tonight!" Gohan stormed out of the bathroom and out of the restaurant, tears pouring from his eyes. Vegeta didn't expect him to actually leave.He hadn't known how serious the young saiyan was.
Vegeta came out of the bathroom to meet an angry ChiChi. "What did you do to him?!? My poor baby boy just ran out of here with enough tears to start a flood (exaggeration.)"
"He's not a child ChiChi! He's a grown man ('Who cries like one') and he can handle things on his own!" as soon as he said that he looked at Bulma. "And so should you." Everyone was now looking at Bulma with curious faces.
"I can't do this anymore. I can't go on playing around what you know is the truth. We are divorced and we have been for almost six months now. I have a new life and a new love. Gohan." With that said everyone in the room was about to faint (except Bulma.)
"You're right.you're right Vegeta. It was unfair of me to ask you to pretend as if we were still married. I'm sorry Vegeta." She turned to her parent's "I'm sorry mom and dad, I shouldn't of lied to you just so that you wouldn't think I was a failure."
Bulma's parents walked up to her and held her. "Bulma, we would never think of you, of all people as a failure. We love you and only want you to be happy." As this little showcase of feelings was taking place ChiChi arose from her fainted state.
"You're in love with my son?!? How?!? When?!? Did this happen?!?" she screamed.
"No time for that now. I've got to find him!" he yelled as he raced out of the store. He ran down the streets and lanes towards a familiar ki. One store caught his eye. He ran in and purchased the gift (not saying what it is yet.)
The ki led him to the large shopping mall, miles from the restaurant. He walked in and noticed he only had fifteen minutes until the mall closed. He looked around the fairly empty mall in search for his love. And there he was. Sitting by the wishing fountain looking up at the large screen in the middle of the mall that normally played commercial advertisements.
Suddenly, an idea struck Vegeta as he headed up the elevator to the room where the screen showings were controlled. A man who was in the chair controlling the monitors was about to ask him to explain himself for his intrusion when Vegeta pulled out a wad of cash and asked if he could do him a favor.
Gohan had been sitting there ever since he left the restaurant. To his dismay, that night in the mall was a Couple Day and if you and your mate shopped together you could get special discounts. The looks that the young lovers gave one another were priceless. He had had enough moping for one night so he rose from his seat and headed for the door.
"Wait!" called a loud booming voice. Gohan turned around and was shocked by the display on the large screen. "Don't go Gohan. I have something to ask you." Gohan nodded, still unsure. He watched the screen, he watched his love get down on one knee and bring out what it looked like to be.a ring box.
"Gohan, will you do me the greatest pleasure in becoming my husband?" The remaining people in the mall all looked at the screen and started "Awwing."
".Yes, I will. I love you Vegeta and I always will." He looked at the screen as Vegeta disappeared from sight and was now running towards him. They embraced each other as tears invaded their eyes. There was loud clapping from their private audience that night as Vegeta slipped the gold band onto Gohan's hand.
The wedding was in mid-June. The ceremony was held on a beach. The gazebo was pearly white, as well as the pews which over looked the turquoise ocean on that beautiful day. The honeymoon was a different story. They went to the island of Kona (in Hawaii) where it was pretty cold. They still enjoyed themselves because they spent most of their honeymoon in the hotel suite anyway!
On the first night of their stay in Kona, Gohan rolled over to see his wide eyed mate staring back at him and smiling. "Vegeta, how long do you think our marriage will last?" He waited for a response.
"Forever my love." Vegeta pulled the blanket over their heads as they made love that night for the third time that night as husband and husband.
Cheesy, I know *sigh* well I tried! Hope you like it! One more piece of silliness before I go:
Two homosexuals named Vegeta and Gohan were living together. It was stinking hot one day and Vegeta arrived home to find Gohan with his ass in the freezer, "Gohan! What are you doing with your ass in the freezer?"
Gohan replied, "It was so hot outside I thought you'd like something cool to slip into!" Hehe, bye! R&R![pic]