Author notes: I just love making stories and making people laugh thank you
for you reviews and such, when I found out that people read my story I went
out side at 11:00pm
And ran laps around my yard; I guess you all ready know that I don't own
anything but us so ehh
Kiros and Ward are walking down the street to where Laguna lies and hover over him for a short while, then as if by magic he springs awake as if nothing happened at all.
Kiros: hey Laguna you ok?
Ward: yeah we thought you bit the dust for sure
Laguna: hey, where's the longhaired girl and the shorthaired friend of hers?
Kiros: you mean the author Rouge and her friend Ania? They're over there causing trouble
We see the freaks of nature arguing about something
Ania: (lifts her pant leg up) this is how you hitch hike
Many cars honk their horns at Ania
Rouge: nuh uhh this is how
A city bus drives by and Rouge flings her self onto the windshield
Rouge: STOP!!
Bus comes to a sudden halt
Lady Bus Driver: hey get off my windshield I gatta go to the shopping arcade NOW!!!
Rouge: HEY you remind me of a song..(begins to sing) Lady bus driiiiver you take no shi...
(The windshield wipers whip Rouge off the windshield)
Rouge: WHOOO LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!
Ania: that's a neat trick my turn..
Kiros and Ward witness the entire act
Kiros: our author and her friend, is starting to scare the children AND adults.
Ward: they on some sort of medication?
Kiros: most likely..
They turn to Laguna, but he's off again to make lives more miserable (but to make us laugh) he is seen sprinting over to the park were many come to see a weekly fireworks display.
Kiros: I think we should pass on trying to calm him down, let alone go after him!
Ward: but then we'd be stuck with them...
Rouge and Ania are skipping down the street with werewolf masks on singing a little tune forcing many to flee from the scene
Both: twinkle twinkle little star, I know who you aaarrreee, I-know-where-you-sleep-at-night, SoSleepWithOneEyeOpen
Kiros: good point and well made
They go after Laguna and stop at the park entrance, people are seen covering their children's eyes, maybe even covering there own, some are leaving the park grumbling and some are fleeing in terror. Laguna has striped himself down to his boxers and a white muscle tee with his sock on his hands.
Laguna: IMA PRETTY LAAADY, THAT CAME FROM THE OCEAN!!!! IMA PRETTY PRINCESS, LOOK AT MY CROWN!!!!!
Laguna has his jacket over is head, suddenly he jumps into the lake screaming something really long
Laguna: PNEMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANIKILLIOSIS (SPLASH) Blimey that's cold (staggers out of the lake) here you see the croc has a keen sense of smell and long floppy ears, he eats worms and likes to crawl up women's dresses.
Kiros: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ward: maybe we need help on this one but who do we ask
Both: Hmmmmmmmm....
Rouge and Ania pop out of a tree
Rouge: hello!!!
Ania: hello!!!
Kiros: someone who has a high IQ
Ania: E=Mc2 (pops and sizzles are heard as sparks fly from her head) OWWWWW!!!!!!
Ward: someone who's fast
Rouge is seen running
Rouge: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH (slams into a tree and squirrels and chipmunks swarm her body)
Kiros and Ward: someone in white coats
Rouge is seen wearing a long white trench coat and is wearing a straight jacket
Rouge: I did it all by myself :)
Kiros: what make you think we would want your help?
Rouge: because.... I RULE YOUR LIVES, now escort me to the sick one!!!
Yay for me I made two chapters in one night, hooray for us HEY I have an idea. How about you review this and Ill just read it Tell me your thoughts about this story; PLEASE I won't eat until you DOOOOO
What is Ania and Rouge ganna do? Will Rouge let Ania out of the straight jacket? Does she even know how? Will you keep on reading this pointless story? Find out next chapter THE FLAMING GREASE BALL (hey I got a name for the chapter yay) most likely be up tomorrow, REVIEW PLEEAASSE
Kiros and Ward are walking down the street to where Laguna lies and hover over him for a short while, then as if by magic he springs awake as if nothing happened at all.
Kiros: hey Laguna you ok?
Ward: yeah we thought you bit the dust for sure
Laguna: hey, where's the longhaired girl and the shorthaired friend of hers?
Kiros: you mean the author Rouge and her friend Ania? They're over there causing trouble
We see the freaks of nature arguing about something
Ania: (lifts her pant leg up) this is how you hitch hike
Many cars honk their horns at Ania
Rouge: nuh uhh this is how
A city bus drives by and Rouge flings her self onto the windshield
Rouge: STOP!!
Bus comes to a sudden halt
Lady Bus Driver: hey get off my windshield I gatta go to the shopping arcade NOW!!!
Rouge: HEY you remind me of a song..(begins to sing) Lady bus driiiiver you take no shi...
(The windshield wipers whip Rouge off the windshield)
Rouge: WHOOO LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!
Ania: that's a neat trick my turn..
Kiros and Ward witness the entire act
Kiros: our author and her friend, is starting to scare the children AND adults.
Ward: they on some sort of medication?
Kiros: most likely..
They turn to Laguna, but he's off again to make lives more miserable (but to make us laugh) he is seen sprinting over to the park were many come to see a weekly fireworks display.
Kiros: I think we should pass on trying to calm him down, let alone go after him!
Ward: but then we'd be stuck with them...
Rouge and Ania are skipping down the street with werewolf masks on singing a little tune forcing many to flee from the scene
Both: twinkle twinkle little star, I know who you aaarrreee, I-know-where-you-sleep-at-night, SoSleepWithOneEyeOpen
Kiros: good point and well made
They go after Laguna and stop at the park entrance, people are seen covering their children's eyes, maybe even covering there own, some are leaving the park grumbling and some are fleeing in terror. Laguna has striped himself down to his boxers and a white muscle tee with his sock on his hands.
Laguna: IMA PRETTY LAAADY, THAT CAME FROM THE OCEAN!!!! IMA PRETTY PRINCESS, LOOK AT MY CROWN!!!!!
Laguna has his jacket over is head, suddenly he jumps into the lake screaming something really long
Laguna: PNEMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANIKILLIOSIS (SPLASH) Blimey that's cold (staggers out of the lake) here you see the croc has a keen sense of smell and long floppy ears, he eats worms and likes to crawl up women's dresses.
Kiros: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ward: maybe we need help on this one but who do we ask
Both: Hmmmmmmmm....
Rouge and Ania pop out of a tree
Rouge: hello!!!
Ania: hello!!!
Kiros: someone who has a high IQ
Ania: E=Mc2 (pops and sizzles are heard as sparks fly from her head) OWWWWW!!!!!!
Ward: someone who's fast
Rouge is seen running
Rouge: AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH (slams into a tree and squirrels and chipmunks swarm her body)
Kiros and Ward: someone in white coats
Rouge is seen wearing a long white trench coat and is wearing a straight jacket
Rouge: I did it all by myself :)
Kiros: what make you think we would want your help?
Rouge: because.... I RULE YOUR LIVES, now escort me to the sick one!!!
Yay for me I made two chapters in one night, hooray for us HEY I have an idea. How about you review this and Ill just read it Tell me your thoughts about this story; PLEASE I won't eat until you DOOOOO
What is Ania and Rouge ganna do? Will Rouge let Ania out of the straight jacket? Does she even know how? Will you keep on reading this pointless story? Find out next chapter THE FLAMING GREASE BALL (hey I got a name for the chapter yay) most likely be up tomorrow, REVIEW PLEEAASSE