Friends
The one with the changing new year
Intoduction: Read The one with the dustbuster christmas.
(Setting:Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Monica are on the couch.)
Monica:Lets see whats on Tv.
Phoebe:Sure.I guess.
Monica:Its the simpsons.
Phoebe:I love the simpsons there so funny.
Monica:You have a weird taste of TV shows.
Writers notes: I love the simpsons it just you know Monica is definatly the type to like it. Any way keep reading.
Phoebe:Uh huh that's nice.
Monica:(Sarcastically.)Hey I think this is the episode where Homer"s and idiot.
Phoebe:Well in that case I already saw it.
(Phoebe turns off the TV.)
Monica:Phoebe I thought you like that show.
Phoebe:When did I say this.
Monica: A minute ago.
Phoebe:Really I think you need to see a psychatrist.
Monica:What. Are that stupid.
Phoebe:I can give you a number to one of the best in New york cause you really need help.
Monica:Where would you get a pyschotrist's number to?
Phoebe:What Phychatrist number.
Monica:The one you just gave me.
Phoebe:Whatever.
(Setting:Joey's apartment.Joey and Ross are on the couch.Joey is playing Gameboy Advance.)
Ross:(Whiny) Come on its my turn. You've been playing over a hour now,
Joey:Hold on I just got to defeat Voldemort...Aw man he beat me..Why don't you go borrow Phoebe's.
Ross:Alright.
(Setting:Back at Monica's apartment.)
(Ross enters.)
Ross:Pheebs.
Phoebe:Yeah stupid Monica"s brother.
Monica:I'm not the one your the one who's stupid.
Ross: Anyway can I borrow your gameboy.
Phoebe:Do you think I carry around it everywhere.
Ross:Yeah.
Phoebe:Well I don't.
Ross:Do you have it now?
Phoebe:No I lent it to Mike.
Ross:(Whiny.) Aw man.
(Ross leaves Monica's apartmet.)
Monica:Speaking of Mike how are you and him lately.
Phoebe:Wel its just I love him and I've never loved anyone like this before.But the problem is he kinda still loves his exwife and I'm afraid if she wanted him back he would go back to her.
MOnica:You really think so.
Phoebe:Think about what?
Monica:About Mike.
Phoebe:Oh I love him so much.
Monica:Phoebe!
Phoebe:Yeah.
(Setting Rachel's and Ross' apartment.Rachel is sitting on the couch and Emma is on the floor playing with Lego blocks.)
Rachel:Come on you can crawl to me.
(Emma starts to crawl.)
Rachel:Come on you can do it!
(Emma crawls to Rachel with a bit of struggle. Rachel leans down and picks her up.)
Rachel:In a few days it wil be your first New years. Yes it will. Oh yes it will.
Emma:Mommy.
(Setting:The next day at Monica's apartment. Monica is on the phone with her mother.)
Monica:No mon I'm not lonely.(Mother speaks.) No mom I'm pretty sure Chanler is not cheating on me.(Mother speaks.) No I'm not cheating on him.(Mother speaks.) But you Know that was Ross who got high.(Beep Beep.)Mom I'll cal you back I got a beep.(Changes the call.) Hello.
Chanler:Hey beautiful.
Monica:Hi Chanler.Hows Tulsa
Chanler:Boring as usaul.
Monica:Thats nice how's work.
Chanler:Fine.How are you and the gang?
Monica:I'm Fine. But Phoebe thinks if Mike's exwife wanted Mike back Mike would go.
Chanler:Really. So how's my beautiful niece Emma doing?
Monica:She seems good.Rachel called yesterday to say Emma crawled yesterday.
Chanler:That's nice. Guess what.
Monica:What
Chanler:I'm moving back.
Monica:What! Why?
Chanler:(Sarcastically) Don't get so enthusiastic.
Monica:No thatas not it. It's just who's taking over.
Chanler:Some guy with no life who only wants half pay.
Monica:Thats good. When are you moving.
Chanler:In 2 days.
Monica: Thats new years eve.
(Setting:The next day at Joey's apartment. Joey is playing Gameboy.)
Joey:Come on die Robotnik. Die!!!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Joey:Come in.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Hey.
Joey:Oh hey Pheebs.
Phoebe:Can I ask a question?
Joey:You just did.
Phoebe:WEll can I ask another one?
Joey:You just did agian.
Phoebe:Alright can I ask 2 questions.
Joey:Sure. Whats the second one.
Phoebe:In Super Mario World how do you defeat the third boss.
Joey:When he runs up the wall let the boss go to the end of the ceiling and when it drops to the ground jump on the boss. Do that 2 more times after that.
Phoebe:So are you going to tell me or what.
Joey:I just did.
Phoebe: No you didn't and are you going to help me or what?
Joey:But I just did.
Phoebe:Fine I'll just buy the players guide.
Joey: You know what I do I just pick up the copy of whatever players guide I need and go into the bathroom and sit on the toilet and read the part I need help with and then get out and put it back on the stand.
Phoebe: What did you say.
Joey: Never mind.
(Setting:Monica's apartment. Monica is on the phone sitting on the couch.
Monica:Yep Chandler is moving back on new years eve. You guys are still coming over right.
Rachel:Yep were still coming over. I'll tell Ross Chandler is moving back. Bye.
(Rachel hangs up. Monica starts to dial Joey's number.)
Joey:Hello. Joey Tribbiani at your service.
Monica:Are you hitting on me.
Joey:Oh sorry Monica I Didn't know it was you.
Monica:Who did you think it was?
Joey:Britney Spears!
Monica:Why would Britney Spears call your house.
Joey:I'm an actor.Duh.
Monica:Anyway guess what.
Joey:What.
Monica:Chandler is moving back!
Joey:Whens he moving back.
Monica:New years eve.
Joey:Thats tomorrow.
Monica:I know.
(Setting: The next night of New years eve at Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are playing Gameboy Advance linked together. Monica and Ross are playing checkers at the table. Rachel is feeding Emma bottled milk in the armchair.)
Monica:Your Move.
Ross:Ah I can jump one of yours.
(Ross uses one of his black to jump over one of Monica's Red.)
Joey:NoNoNo. Phoebe your good at this game.
Phoebe:Thank you but I Know.
Joey:Phoebe didn't Chandler get us the best Christmas presents ever.
Phoebe:I'd say. Right now I love this thing more than Mike.
Rachel:Agian why isn't mike coming over tonight on New years eve.
Phoebe:cause he's spending New years with his parents.
Monica:(Looking at the clock.) Its 8:00 Chandler should be here now.
Emma:Channy.
Rachel:Ahh how cute she trying to say Chandler.
Joey:Scary isn't it.
(Chandler enters the apartment with all his suitcases.)
Chandler:I'm home and will stay home unless anyone else gets pregnaut and makes me tired.
Rachel:Don't blame me blame BOBO the sperm guy over there.
Ross:Hey you wanted it.
Rachel:Oh your so full of it.
Joey:Phoebe you bet me agian.
Chandler:Seems like they like the gift I gave them for Christmas.
Ross:Are they ever. Thats been there life since they got it.
Chandler:Sounds like the time me and Joey wouldn't get out of those lazy boys and got addited to that TV.
Monica:This year has been great. It really has.
(Setting:3 hours. 59minutes later.
Monica:Its almost time.
Everyone:5...4..3 ..2 ..1 Happy NEW year.
Emma:Happy.
(Ross Kisses Rachel. Monica and Chandler kiss. Phoebe and Joey just keep playing Gameboy.)
End.
The one with the changing new year
Intoduction: Read The one with the dustbuster christmas.
(Setting:Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Monica are on the couch.)
Monica:Lets see whats on Tv.
Phoebe:Sure.I guess.
Monica:Its the simpsons.
Phoebe:I love the simpsons there so funny.
Monica:You have a weird taste of TV shows.
Writers notes: I love the simpsons it just you know Monica is definatly the type to like it. Any way keep reading.
Phoebe:Uh huh that's nice.
Monica:(Sarcastically.)Hey I think this is the episode where Homer"s and idiot.
Phoebe:Well in that case I already saw it.
(Phoebe turns off the TV.)
Monica:Phoebe I thought you like that show.
Phoebe:When did I say this.
Monica: A minute ago.
Phoebe:Really I think you need to see a psychatrist.
Monica:What. Are that stupid.
Phoebe:I can give you a number to one of the best in New york cause you really need help.
Monica:Where would you get a pyschotrist's number to?
Phoebe:What Phychatrist number.
Monica:The one you just gave me.
Phoebe:Whatever.
(Setting:Joey's apartment.Joey and Ross are on the couch.Joey is playing Gameboy Advance.)
Ross:(Whiny) Come on its my turn. You've been playing over a hour now,
Joey:Hold on I just got to defeat Voldemort...Aw man he beat me..Why don't you go borrow Phoebe's.
Ross:Alright.
(Setting:Back at Monica's apartment.)
(Ross enters.)
Ross:Pheebs.
Phoebe:Yeah stupid Monica"s brother.
Monica:I'm not the one your the one who's stupid.
Ross: Anyway can I borrow your gameboy.
Phoebe:Do you think I carry around it everywhere.
Ross:Yeah.
Phoebe:Well I don't.
Ross:Do you have it now?
Phoebe:No I lent it to Mike.
Ross:(Whiny.) Aw man.
(Ross leaves Monica's apartmet.)
Monica:Speaking of Mike how are you and him lately.
Phoebe:Wel its just I love him and I've never loved anyone like this before.But the problem is he kinda still loves his exwife and I'm afraid if she wanted him back he would go back to her.
MOnica:You really think so.
Phoebe:Think about what?
Monica:About Mike.
Phoebe:Oh I love him so much.
Monica:Phoebe!
Phoebe:Yeah.
(Setting Rachel's and Ross' apartment.Rachel is sitting on the couch and Emma is on the floor playing with Lego blocks.)
Rachel:Come on you can crawl to me.
(Emma starts to crawl.)
Rachel:Come on you can do it!
(Emma crawls to Rachel with a bit of struggle. Rachel leans down and picks her up.)
Rachel:In a few days it wil be your first New years. Yes it will. Oh yes it will.
Emma:Mommy.
(Setting:The next day at Monica's apartment. Monica is on the phone with her mother.)
Monica:No mon I'm not lonely.(Mother speaks.) No mom I'm pretty sure Chanler is not cheating on me.(Mother speaks.) No I'm not cheating on him.(Mother speaks.) But you Know that was Ross who got high.(Beep Beep.)Mom I'll cal you back I got a beep.(Changes the call.) Hello.
Chanler:Hey beautiful.
Monica:Hi Chanler.Hows Tulsa
Chanler:Boring as usaul.
Monica:Thats nice how's work.
Chanler:Fine.How are you and the gang?
Monica:I'm Fine. But Phoebe thinks if Mike's exwife wanted Mike back Mike would go.
Chanler:Really. So how's my beautiful niece Emma doing?
Monica:She seems good.Rachel called yesterday to say Emma crawled yesterday.
Chanler:That's nice. Guess what.
Monica:What
Chanler:I'm moving back.
Monica:What! Why?
Chanler:(Sarcastically) Don't get so enthusiastic.
Monica:No thatas not it. It's just who's taking over.
Chanler:Some guy with no life who only wants half pay.
Monica:Thats good. When are you moving.
Chanler:In 2 days.
Monica: Thats new years eve.
(Setting:The next day at Joey's apartment. Joey is playing Gameboy.)
Joey:Come on die Robotnik. Die!!!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Joey:Come in.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe:Hey.
Joey:Oh hey Pheebs.
Phoebe:Can I ask a question?
Joey:You just did.
Phoebe:WEll can I ask another one?
Joey:You just did agian.
Phoebe:Alright can I ask 2 questions.
Joey:Sure. Whats the second one.
Phoebe:In Super Mario World how do you defeat the third boss.
Joey:When he runs up the wall let the boss go to the end of the ceiling and when it drops to the ground jump on the boss. Do that 2 more times after that.
Phoebe:So are you going to tell me or what.
Joey:I just did.
Phoebe: No you didn't and are you going to help me or what?
Joey:But I just did.
Phoebe:Fine I'll just buy the players guide.
Joey: You know what I do I just pick up the copy of whatever players guide I need and go into the bathroom and sit on the toilet and read the part I need help with and then get out and put it back on the stand.
Phoebe: What did you say.
Joey: Never mind.
(Setting:Monica's apartment. Monica is on the phone sitting on the couch.
Monica:Yep Chandler is moving back on new years eve. You guys are still coming over right.
Rachel:Yep were still coming over. I'll tell Ross Chandler is moving back. Bye.
(Rachel hangs up. Monica starts to dial Joey's number.)
Joey:Hello. Joey Tribbiani at your service.
Monica:Are you hitting on me.
Joey:Oh sorry Monica I Didn't know it was you.
Monica:Who did you think it was?
Joey:Britney Spears!
Monica:Why would Britney Spears call your house.
Joey:I'm an actor.Duh.
Monica:Anyway guess what.
Joey:What.
Monica:Chandler is moving back!
Joey:Whens he moving back.
Monica:New years eve.
Joey:Thats tomorrow.
Monica:I know.
(Setting: The next night of New years eve at Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Joey are playing Gameboy Advance linked together. Monica and Ross are playing checkers at the table. Rachel is feeding Emma bottled milk in the armchair.)
Monica:Your Move.
Ross:Ah I can jump one of yours.
(Ross uses one of his black to jump over one of Monica's Red.)
Joey:NoNoNo. Phoebe your good at this game.
Phoebe:Thank you but I Know.
Joey:Phoebe didn't Chandler get us the best Christmas presents ever.
Phoebe:I'd say. Right now I love this thing more than Mike.
Rachel:Agian why isn't mike coming over tonight on New years eve.
Phoebe:cause he's spending New years with his parents.
Monica:(Looking at the clock.) Its 8:00 Chandler should be here now.
Emma:Channy.
Rachel:Ahh how cute she trying to say Chandler.
Joey:Scary isn't it.
(Chandler enters the apartment with all his suitcases.)
Chandler:I'm home and will stay home unless anyone else gets pregnaut and makes me tired.
Rachel:Don't blame me blame BOBO the sperm guy over there.
Ross:Hey you wanted it.
Rachel:Oh your so full of it.
Joey:Phoebe you bet me agian.
Chandler:Seems like they like the gift I gave them for Christmas.
Ross:Are they ever. Thats been there life since they got it.
Chandler:Sounds like the time me and Joey wouldn't get out of those lazy boys and got addited to that TV.
Monica:This year has been great. It really has.
(Setting:3 hours. 59minutes later.
Monica:Its almost time.
Everyone:5...4..3 ..2 ..1 Happy NEW year.
Emma:Happy.
(Ross Kisses Rachel. Monica and Chandler kiss. Phoebe and Joey just keep playing Gameboy.)
End.