Chapter 1: Let's Get Started

The time gap between Luigi's Adventure at the Sea and this story is about one year. Also Paper Mario happened since then. Now onto the story...
(This morning we see Mario at home cooking spaghetti while Luigi sits by the window looking at the rain.)
Mario: Why the long face? I thought you were happy when you caught all the Pokemon. Or are you waiting to get the silver version?
Luigi: It's not that. I was just wondering how those yoshis are doing.
Mario: Yoshis?
Luigi: The ones from a year ago. Remember when I was stranded on Yoshi's Island?
Mario: Yeah. Who could forget that easily? Breakfast is ready. Come and get it.
(Luigi got up and walked to the stove. He saw what was for breakfast and made a face.)
Luigi: Pasta in the morning? Are you stupid or what?
Mario: I thought you liked spaghetti.
Luigi: Well not for breakfast. Why don't you make some scrambled eggs?
Mario: Eggs? Yuck!
Luigi: I'll have a bowl of cereal then.
(Luigi got a red box of cereal out of the cupboard.)
Mario: What do you like about Lucky Charms?
Luigi: They're better than Trix. Eat that pan of pasta yourself.
Mario: What? I can't eat the entire thing by myself.
Luigi: No pan of pasta is too much for you.
Mario: You little...
(Mario and Luigi ate the spaghetti, then Mario starts the conversation again.)
Mario: You said you wanted to go to Yoshi's Island, right?
Luigi: I was wondering how the yoshis were doing. It would be nice to visit them.
Mario: A trip to the island wouldn't hurt. The only way to get there is by sea and it's raining today. I'll see if I can use Wario's ship tomorrow.
(Mario went into the bedroom and picked up the phone, then he dialed a number. On the other end the phone rang twice, then Wario answered it.)
Wario: Hello. This is Wario speaking.
Mario: Hi Wario.
Wario: Hey Mario. What's up?
Mario: Not much. Are you going to use your ship tomorrow?
Wario: No. Not really. Why?
Mario: Luigi wants to visit the yoshis on Yoshi's Island.
Wario: Er...Yoshi's Island?
Mario: Remember a year ago when we were supposed to go to the Mario Bros. court, but Waluigi ditched Luigi in the storm and we found him on Yoshi's Island.
Wario: ...oh yeah. I remember.
Mario: Luigi wants to see the yoshis. Can we use your ship tomorrow?
Wario: Sure. I'll come and steer the ship if you want.
Mario: That would be great. Can you br-
Wario: What about Waluigi?
Mario: I was getting to that. Let me have a word with him.
(The other end was quiet for a minute.)
Waluigi: I'm-a Waluigi. How can I-a help-a you?
Mario: Cut the accent Waluigi. The writer told us not to use it.
Waluigi: I'm-a so sorry. What did you want?
Mario: Luigi wants to go to Yoshi's Island. We'll need to use Wario's ship and if you can be good you can come.
Waluigi: Oh boy! Waluigi likes trips!
Mario: But if try anything stupid it will be freezer burn for you.
Waluigi: I'll be good. (muttering) Rats.
Mario: Good. Tell Wario we'll be over at 3 o' clock tomorrow. Bye.
(Mario hangs up the phone.)
Luigi: Well?
Mario: Everything is all set. We're going to Wario's at 3 o' clock. You don't mind if Waluigi comes along, do you?
Luigi: What?!
Mario: Don't worry. If he's bad we'll give him freezer burn. I told him myself.
Luigi: Oh. Sweet. You must excuse me. I have to kick the Elite Four's butt again.
(Luigi runs into the bedroom.)
Mario: (muttering) Game Boy freak.
(The next day Mario was about to leave when Luigi had to make a phone call.)
Luigi: Hang on. I gotta call Daisy.
Mario: Make it quick. I told Wario we would be there by 3 and it's two thirty.
(Luigi picked up the phone and dialed Daisy's number. Daisy picked up after the first ring.)
Daisy: Hello?
Luigi: Hi Daisy.
Daisy: Hi Luigi. What's going on?
Luigi: I'm going to Yoshi's Island.
Daisy: Wonderful place. Cute yoshis, pretty skies, lovely beaches...
Luigi: I'm gonna stay there for a week so I thought I'd let you know.
Mario: A week?! You never told me that!
Daisy: Bye Luigi.
Luigi: Shut up Mario. Anyway, I gotta go now.
Mario: Luigi! Hurry up!
Luigi: Hold your horses big bro!
(Luigi hangs up the phone and started to pack his backpack. He packed his Game Boy with three games, some batteries, some snacks, a pencil and some paper. Mario and Luigi run as fast as they could to Wario's house. When they stepped onto the porch Waluigi opened the door.)
Waluigi: Good timing. Me and Wario were watching the weather. We don't want anyone to go over board this time.
Luigi: You actually care?
Waluigi: Hey. There's nothing funny about getting burned, frozen or stuff like that. Come in.
(Mario and Luigi follow Waluigi into the living room where Wario was watching TV.)
Weather Guy: Looks like April showers does bring May flowers because it's a beautiful day. If I wasn't working full time I'd go sailing. Just look at that sun.
Wario: Did you hear that? Today's perfect for sailing. Did you get those suitcases packed yet, Waluigi?
Waluigi: Sure did.
Mario: Well, let's get a move on.
(Mario, Wario, and Luigi walked onto the porch and waited until Waluigi came out with two monstrous suitcases.)
Luigi: Heavy packing, eh?
Waluigi: That's Wario for ya.
(Everyone walked towards the docks. It took a while to get there do to the fact that Waluigi had to drag those suitcases along. They got to the docks and went onto Wario's ship. Waluigi tossed the suitcases into the cabin.)
Luigi: What on earth did you pack? Those look heavy.
Waluigi: You'd be happier if you didn't know. I didn't even want to pack much. Chances are Wario and I are gonna stay on the ship anyway.
Luigi: I see.
Waluigi: I better untie the rope before anyone says anything about it.
(Waluigi walked outside and he was already too late.)
Mario: Hey you! Tall guy with crappy voice! Untie the rope so we can get outta here.
Waluigi: Grrrr...Hey! Short guy with stupid voice! Do it yourself!
Mario: Hey...er...uh...crap. Out of ideas.
(Mario went to untie the rope. Wario pat him on the back.)
Wario: Ha ha. Sorry Mario. Looks like Luigi is better at making insults than you are. Luigi's can't possibly be reversed. Ha ha.
Mario: But Luigi is tall and skinny like Waluigi. Isn't he?
Wario: Hmmm. Good point. I'll go steer the ship now.
(Wario walks away.)
Mario: This backpack is getting heavy. I better set it down somewhere.
(Mario went into the cabin and set his backpack next to the suitcases and Luigi's backpack. Everyone else walked in.)
Luigi: Come on Wario. What did you pack?
Wario: Do I have to show you?
Luigi: Yeah.
Waluigi: There's not much to hide. Show him what you brought.
Wario: I don't wanna.
Waluigi: I'll show him myself.
(Waluigi took the yellow suitcase and opened it. Mario and Luigi looked in it.)
Luigi: Coins and spicy junk food?! What the heck? What were you thinking?
Mario: Isn't the spicy stuff a little hard on the stomach?
Wario: No. You like my coin collection?
Luigi: Why did you bring coins? You can't buy anything on the island.
Wario: I don't want Captain Syrup to steal them again.
Luigi: Yeah...right.