Author notes: okay my vision is a little blurry today so if anything's wrong forgive me. Also for those who think this is the end chapter, its not there's plenty more to come. You know the drill I don't own this blah blah blah!!!! Don't sue me; I need to get back to Arizona, I'm staying with my dad, help!!!!

Rouge: (half asleep) ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Ania: (still in jacket) I'm a little TEEAA POT, Short and stout Hey rouge what comes next?

Rouge: (falling to the ground) toothpaste and a squirrel make the perfect gift for any appointment with a little help from ehhhhhhh (SLAM)

Kiros: can you believe those two?

Ward: I'm still trying to get use to them being around

Kiros: okay lets get Laguna

Ward: there's a key word to go with that sentence and that's 'try'

Rouge is still snoring on the ground while Ania is trying to go the Macarena

Ania:(trying to dance) ehhh ehhhhhh EHHHHHHHH I cant do it, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rouge help help I can't dance! Help me!!!!

Rouge: (wakes up) yawn~~huh?

Ania: ROUGE, I CAN'T DANCE!!!!!!

Rouge: HEY, where did they get to?

Ania: have you not been listening to me, I need out of this JACKET!!!!!!

Rouge: okay lets see if I know how, and them lets get frozen lemonades

Ania: YAY WE GET SUGAR!!!!!!!

Kiros and Ward look from a distance

Kiros: we call charter for them after this is through

Ward: good idea

Laguna is swimming in the lake and crawls out once more and tries to scale a near by light post, failing miserably.

Laguna: THE INCHWORMS ARE IN THE GROUND DON`T STEP ON IT!!! PINEAPPLES!!!!

Kiros: is it just me or is he getting worse?

Ward: actually I think he's getting better

Kiros: really? We need to take him of that sugar high, but what cures a sugar high?

Both: Hhhhhmmmmmm

Ward: I KNOW!!!!!

(Ward looks towards Laguna)

Ward: HEY LAGUNA, JULIA IS PLAYING AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT!!!!

Laguna: really? Are we going?

Ward: get your clothes back on and we may think about it

Laguna: my clothes? OH YEAH, the mushrooms said they'd watch em for me while I frolicked through the fields.

Kiros: yeah in your underwear!!!!!!!!!!!

Laguna: what? Can't a person be FREEEEE???!!!!

Kiros: not in a public park they can't!!!!!!

Ward: you calmed down now?

Laguna: yeah I think so

Kiros: thank goodness, we thought we'd have to call in the National Guard

Walking up to Kiros, Ward, and Laguna with three frozen lemonades

Rouge: (shivering) this is great, this is really great (takes sip)

Ania: (shaking) YEAH this is sour but it has loads of sugar in it (inhales her drink)

Rouge: (whispering) now its time to take matters into our own hands

Ania: but I don't know what one looks like?

Rouge: hey Laguna we bought you a frozen Lemonade

Kiros: well Lemonade can't do much harm, they only put a little sugar in it, I guess

Laguna takes a sip and finds it utterly impossible to separate with it

Laguna: ITS MINE YOU UNDERSTAND MMIINNNEEE, GET AWAY SQUIRELL CREATURES OF THE UNDER WORLD BEGONE INTO A PUFF OF SMOKE SO I CAN EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiros: (turns to face Rouge) what have you done? Huh?

Rouge and Ania are shaking so bad they can hardly stop their teeth from chattering

Ania: ThatsaGoodLemonadeHuhRouge?

Rouge: yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepedie yepyepyep!!!!!!

Kiros: Ward

Ward: yes?

Kiros: call charter

Ward: got change?

Kiros: godamit





Well that the other chapter I guess. So if this ones not as funny as the others but still Ill make more if I can remember

Question time:

Will Kiros and Ward ever find change for a pay phone? Will Laguna ever figure out that the stuff we give him is sugar? Will the men in the white coat ever find out twitching bodies? WILL THIS CAT EVER STOP SLEEPING IN MY LAP WHEN I'M TYPING? Find out next time in the next chapter, DEAD HAMPSTER IN A WAST BASKET.