Chapter 2: Four Guys, A Ship, And Some Weird Stuff

(And so the adventure begins. It could be hours before Wario's ship reaches it's destination so Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi have to do something to stay busy until they get to the sandy shores of Yoshi's Island.)
Luigi: Coins and spicy junk food. What on earth was Wario thinking?
Waluigi: Your guess is as good as mine. I told you that you'd be happier if you didn't know.
Mario: Well, what should we do?
Waluigi: I got a little surprise that should keep Luigi busy...
(Waluigi opened the purple suitcase and took out a small box that was wrapped in green and blue paper.)
Waluigi: Here ya go, Luigi.
(Waluigi handed the package to Luigi, but he resisted.)
Luigi: What's this?
Waluigi: If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
Luigi: This is a gag, right?
Waluigi: What's the matter with you? Open it.
Mario: I agree when Luigi says this is a gag. But dude, open it. I'm starting to get curious!
Luigi: Um...okay.
(Luigi took the gift and tore off the paper. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw a silver box with a picture of Lugia on it.)
Luigi: Dude...you...got me...the...silver version of...
Waluigi: Pokemon. Yes, I know.
Mario: Oh! Jackpot!
Luigi: But why?
Waluigi: It's just...um...when Mario kept freezing me it made me realize what a bunghole I've been.
Luigi: So you got me a present to make up for it...
Waluigi: Right.
Luigi: How did you know I wanted this one?
Waluigi: Easy. Wario told me.
Mario: But how did he know?
Waluigi: That's enough chit chat. I'm sure Luigi wants to start his pokemon training.
Luigi: Yeah. Thanks.
(Luigi got his Game Boy out and started to play with his new Pokemon game. Half an hour later he stops and stares out the window.)
Luigi: Nice day out, eh?
Mario: Yeah. So what's up in Pallet Town? Did you pick Charmander this time? Or was it Bulbasaur?
Luigi: Uh, actually you start in New Bark Town and I picked the water-type Totodile. This version takes place in Johto, not Kanto.
Waluigi: Hey. The guy just wanted to know what's up, not all about this new stuff.
Mario: Really. That Thunder attack Pikachu did to me in the Smash League put me in a really bad mood.
Luigi: That's why you should have fallen onto the other platform, Mario.
Mario: Shut up. The rat didn't stand a chance anyway...
(Luigi looked out the window again.)
Waluigi: You were in the Smash League?
Mario: Sure was. D.K. and Yoshi were too.
Waluigi: Ick! Screw D.K. I hate him.
Mario: I totally kicked his furry butt. Link and Kirby helped out too. Link had those cool bombs and Kirby can be a little pain in the rear end when he wants to be. Poor D.K...
Waluigi: That's cool. Wasn't Luigi there too?
Mario: He arrived a little later than the rest of us. But he still kicked butt...or if kicking didn't work, a well placed Fire Uppercut will do in a pinch, right Luigi?
(Luigi didn't respond. He was still staring out the window.)
Waluigi: He said "Isn't that right?" Hello?
(Waluigi waved his hands in front of Luigi, but he didn't seem to notice.)
Mario: There's one sure fire way to get his attention. Watch this.
(Mario walked behind Luigi and grabbed one of Luigi's overall straps and pulled it back as far as it could go, then he let it go causing it to snap Luigi in the back.)
Luigi: Yow! Mom! Mario's playing with my straps again! Make him stop! Make him stop!
Mario: It's about time I got your attention. We were just talking about the Smash League.
Waluigi: What's so interesting outside anyway?
Luigi: Oh, it's just a ship out there.
(Luigi pointed outside. Mario and Waluigi looked out the window and saw a bluish-gray ship that appeared to be some-what hi-tech. It had a fishing net and lots of small cages on the deck.)
Mario: Um, that's quite nice. Hey Waluigi, what else is in that suit case?
(Waluigi started to dig around in the suitcase and pulled out something.)
Waluigi: I do have this.
(Waluigi handed Mario a laser pointer.)
Luigi: Hey. Cool. When did you get that?
Waluigi: I got it a few days ago. It's really funny when Wario sees the dot because he'll try to catch it like a kid does with fireflies.
Luigi: Neat! Mario, try to- huh? Where'd he go?
Waluigi: Ah oh! I think he's gonna try it already.
(Luigi and Waluigi run outside and found Wario at the steering wheel.)
Wario: Yo dudes. We're not there quite yet. Shouldn't you be relaxing?
Luigi: Where's Mario?
Wario: I dunno. I'm supposed to keep my eye on the wheel. Now if you don't mind I'll just put my hands back on the steering wheel and...
(Wario was about to take the wheel again when he saw a glowing red dot on it.)
Wario: Waluigi! The dot's back! Help me catch it.
(Wario began to chase the beam of light back and forth and back again until it led him to a wall which he unwittingly ran into. Whop! Wario fell down as Luigi and Waluigi laugh in hysterics.)
Luigi: What an idiot!
Waluigi: He always has been.
Luigi: But something still bugs me. Where's Mario?
(The two skinny guys look at the top of the cabin and saw Mario who was also laughing like a maniac.)
Mario: Look at Wario. He fell like a rock. He's as dumb as one too! Hur hur hur!
Luigi: Don't laugh too hard. You might fall off the cabin.
Mario: Okay. I'll get down.
(Mario hopped off the cabin, then he took a quick look at Wario.)
Mario: He must have hit his head pretty hard. He's sooo out.
Waluigi: You better do that mouth-to-mouth thing to him. Or he will NOT be happy about this.
Luigi: You're sick!
Waluigi: Look look! He's actually doing it!
Luigi: What?! Aaahhh! Mario!
(Luigi watched in horror as Mario does CPR on Wario. After a few minutes Wario wakes up in a daze.)
Wario: Whoa...look at the coins.
Waluigi: Wario, snap out of it man.
Wario: Dude...what happened?
Mario: Well, you bonked your head on the wall then I did CPR on you.
Wario: You...you what? Ack! You kissed me! Ack! Ptooie!
(Wario ran into the cabin.)
Mario: You ungrateful swine!
Luigi: I feel a little grossed out too.
(Luigi sticks his tongue out, points a finger in his mouth and makes gagging noises.)
Waluigi: Hey. There's an island. Is that the right one?
(Luigi turned toward the bow of the ship and saw Yoshi's Island.)
Luigi: Yup. That's the one. Waluigi, steer the ship over there. I'd like you guys to meet my dinosaur buddies.