Chapter 3: Here's Yoshi's Island

(So after a long and twisted trip Wario's ship has reached Yoshi's Island. Everyone gets off and take a look around the beach.)
Waluigi: So this is Yoshi's Island?
Mario: It looks like it, but I don't see any yoshis.
Luigi: That's funny. The beach was the yoshis' favorite hang out place and...huh? Check out these marks in the sand.
(Everyone looked at the sand in front of Luigi.)
Wario: This looks like...a Tic-tac-toe board?
Waluigi: I didn't know yoshis could play that.
Luigi: Well, if there's a Tic-tac-toe board, there's bound to be some yoshis around here...
(Suddenly a purple yoshi dashed out of a nearby bush followed by a pink yoshi. The purple one wasn't watching where it was going as it ran toward Mario and Luigi.)
Wario: Move it Mario!
Waluigi: Look out Luigi!
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Aieee!
(Wham! The purple yoshi ran into Luigi and the two of them fell down. Pink yoshi was running too fast to stop so she rams Mario. They also fall down. Wario and Waluigi just stand there like idiots.)
Purpley: Oooh...what did I run into this time?
Luigi: Hi Purpley. Would you mind getting off me?
Pinky: Oh wow! It's Luigi! Look at this. I ran into the fat red one.
Mario: (muttering) Hmph. Fat indeed...
(Pinky and Purpley stood up, then Purpley noticed Wario and Waluigi.)
Purpley: There's the really fat yellow one and...erm...I don't remember seeing you before.
Waluigi: Well I don't remember you either.
Luigi: You dolt! Don't talk to Purpley like that! Don't make me resort to the Hy-
Waluigi: No! No! No!
Pinky: So the leader returns...
Luigi: What did you say?
Pinky: I said the leader returned. You're the leader, remember?
Luigi: What? I said Blacky was the leader. How's the old guy doing anyway?
Pinky: He's doing alright. Oh, there's someone that would like to see you. Isn't that right Purpley?
Purpley: Uh huh. As a matter of fact, I'll go get her.
(Purpley walked into the forest.)
Waluigi: Luigi, what's going on?
Luigi: Whoops. Looks like I didn't properly introduce you to Pinky yet.
Waluigi: No. You didn't. Who's the other yoshi?
Luigi: That was Purpley and here she comes.
(Purpley walked out of the forest with a red yoshi, two orange yoshis, a yellow yoshi, a sea-green yoshi, a blue yoshi and a black yoshi.)
Pinky: She said she'd only get Yosheta, not the entire herd. Oh well...
Purpley: Okay guys. Get in a straight line like Luigi taught us. You know the drill.
(Normally, the yoshis were good at doing this, but when they saw Luigi they couldn't help but be a little excited. The ran toward him and started to jump and shout shout shout...)
Bluey: You're back!
Orangey: Luigi, where have you been?
Yellowy: Luigi! Luigi! Luigi!
Luigi: Stop jumping! Ow! Redy, that was my foot! Yow! There goes my other- Waaahhh!
(Luigi fell face first onto the sand. The yoshis stop jumping.)
Blacky: Oops. Sorry Luigi. I don't know what come over us.
(Luigi stood up and dusted himself off.)
Luigi: Mank hoo Waffy.
(Luigi forgot to spit the sand out of his mouth. Everyone laughs as Luigi spat out the gritty stuff.)
Luigi: Yuck. I meant to say "Thank you Blacky" I guess I was in such a hurry and... Stop laughing Waluigi.
Waluigi: Okay okay sorry. You ought to wash your filthy mouth out.
Luigi: Um, maybe when I get the chance. All right you little dinos, line up in rainbow order.
(All the yoshis lined up so their colors made a beautiful rainbow.)
Luigi: Okie dokie. Just so you yoshis don't get confused I'll introduce my friends first.
(Luigi points to Mario.)
Luigi: This is Mario the Glory Hog.
Mario: Hey!
yoshis: Hi Mario!
(Luigi points to Wario.)
Luigi: That is Wario the Yellow Guy.
yoshis: Hi yellow Mario!
Wario: I'm Wario, not Mario! Get my name right, you punks!
Luigi: And that other dude is Waluigi...
yoshis: Hi purple Luigi!
Waluigi: What?! How dare you!
Luigi: What did I tell about talking to the yoshis like that?!
Waluigi: Uh...er...um...
Luigi: That's what I thought.
Mario: I'm getting tired. Can you hurry up and introduce the yoshis to us? I want to unpack.
Luigi: Alright. Pinky you go first. Just tell 'em your name so we can get going.
Pinky: Hi, I'm Pinky. That won't be too hard to remember, will it?
Mario: Only if you're a cheeky scrawny guy that wears orange elf shoes and has a funky chin...
Waluigi: Hey! You've offended me for the last time!
Wario: Ha ha! Score one for the fat guys!
Redy: May I continue?
Waluigi: I oughta use my Dark Stare attack on you.
Redy: Excuse me.
Mario: Oh. I'm sooo scared. Look, Waluigi wants to stare at me.
Wario: Weak.
Redy: Luigi, can I-
Luigi: Let me handle this. Ahem...SHUT UP!
(Mario, Wario, and Waluigi suddenly stopped bickering.)
Luigi: Mario, was that really really necessary
Mario: No, but it was too darned funny.
Luigi: Well, Redy was trying to get your attention. Enough chit-chat. You're wasting page space!
Wario: Yo Redy, get ready for Waluigi's stare. They say it causes hypnosis...
Mario & Wario: Bwa ha ha ha ha!
Waluigi: Grrrrr...
Redy: What does yellow Mario mean?
Luigi: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...SHUT UP!
(Mario and Wario shut up again.)
Purpley: Oh! Luigi's cute even when he's mad. Cool!
Luigi: Okay, Wario, just for that I'm going to go through the names really fast and if didn't catch it the first time I'm afraid you'll have to ask them yourselves. Are you ready?
Mario: No.
Luigi: Too bad. (quickly) This is Redy the red yoshi, Orangey the big orange yoshi, Oshi the little orange yoshi, Yellowy the yellow yoshi, Yosheta the sea-green yoshi, Bluey the blue yoshi, Purpley the purple yoshi, and Blacky the black yoshi...whew...
Mario: Huh?
Wario: Who?
Waluigi: Come again?
Luigi: Come to think of it, I don't remember Oshi being this big.
Purpley: He's gone a long way since the last time you saw him. Kids don't stay kids forever.
Mario: Wasn't the sea-green one just a tiny thing a year ago?
Luigi: Yeah Yosheta. You got big...no wait...you got really big. You're almost big enough to ride.
Yosheta: Thank you for the compliment.
(Luigi nearly fell over when he heard this.)
Luigi: Whoa! Yosheta speaks!
Waluigi: This is all good and well, but the sun is setting.
Blacky: That's not a problem. We can all spend the night at my cave.
Waluigi: Well, in that case I'll get the suitcases
Mario: And I'll get the back packs. Be back in a sec.
(Mario and Waluigi take off.)
Blacky: What's a suitcase?
Wario: Something you carry stuff in.
Blacky: And a back pack?
Wario: Same thing. Are you retarded or something?
Luigi: Uh, Wario. There's one thing I forgot to tell you. The yoshis have had very little contact with humans so they don't know about that sort of stuff.
Wario: To think you had to spend a few days here...
(Mario and Waluigi return. Looks like Mario was nice enough to switch one of Waluigi's suitcases with a back pack. That should make things easier.)
Waluigi: Yaaahhh! My back!
(On the other hand, maybe not...)
Waluigi: Can you hurry up and show me the cave? This rat took my heavy suitcase and replaced it with a heavier back pack.
Mario: Rat? I pack good stuff. Did anyone bother packing a flashlight? I know I did.
Bluey: Strange fellows...
Blacky: Yeah.
(Blacky led everyone to his cave. It was dark by the time they got there so everyone had fresh fruit for dinner and bedded down for the night. Tomorrow Luigi will find that his stay on Yoshi's Island may not be a walk on the beach...)