Authors notes: sorry I haven't updated in a while my disk drive didn't like me this week so I had to retype it once more. I own nothing in this fic lalalalalala.



Laguna, Ania, and Rouge are out side the Ticket Master's office to get tickets to the ball game.

Laguna: THREE TICKETS

Ticket Master: to what?

Rouge: THE BASEBALL GAME!!!! IT'S THE TIMBER WOLVES VS. THE DOLLET DODGERS, WE MUST SEE IT!!!!! WE MUST-WE MUST-WE MUST-SEE IT!!!

Ania: YESSSSS!!!!!! THEY HAVE BATHROOMS AND SELL HOTDOGS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, AND COTTON CANDY!!!!!!!!

Laguna: COTTON CANDY?

Ania: COTTON CANDY!!!!

Rouge: COTTON CANDY?

All: (singing) COTTON CANDY!!!! IS ALL FUN AND GAMES, COTTON CANDY!!!! IT ROTS OUT YOUR BRAINS

Ticket master: yeah, ok!? That's 300gil each

Laguna: all I have is 2,000gil

Ticket Master: that'll do

Ania: you are one sneaky person Laguna

Rouge: LETS SEE THE GAME, AND EAT THINGS!!!!!!!

All: YAY

Inside the stadium

Umpire: ATRIKE THREE, YER OUT!!!!

Rouge: WHAT?!! NOT MONTELLO, IM HAVING HIS LOVE CHILD!!!!!

Montello: what? I never seen you before in my entire life

Rouge: that's because I was hiding! IN THE OBSERVATORY WITH A CANDLESTICK

Umpire: HEY WERE ON LIVE TV WE NEED TO GET ON WITH THE GAME

Ania: LIVE TV? (Stands up and waves at who knows what) HI TEACHER IM SORRY I MISSED SCHOOL TODAY, I NEEDED CAT SCAN TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS GOING ON UP THERE!! AND JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, THE TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE!!!!!!

Laguna: HEY, COTTON CANDY OVER HERE!!!!

Concessionaire: how many sir?

Laguna: 1 for me

Ania: 2 for me

Rouge: 2 for me

Concessionaire: here you go, that's 100gil please

Ania:(reaches into pocket and pulls out lint) will this cover it?

Concessionaire: um lets see uh no

Rouge: here you go

Concessionaire: ma'am this is a ticket to a movie they haven't shown in years

Rouge: so what's the problem?

Concessionaire: nothing this ones on me, I guess

All: FREE SUGAR, YAY

Laguna takes small nips off his

Laguna: this is even sweeter than the kool-aid I had earlier

Ania taking big bites out of hers

Ania: (mouth full) yeath thith ith the bethest crap I heaver eaten

Rouge literally inhales hers

Rouge: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA THAT'S SO BRILLIANT IT SHOCKES ME JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

Ania: doooooo tellllllll

(Starts whispering)

All: YAY

Back to Kiros and Ward. They give up in trying to get change from off the streets, and go back to the previous pub to relax

Kiros: Ward, what are we going to do?

Ward: you act as if I know, its 3:00 in the morning I'm too tired to think

Kiros: me too

Ward: lets turn on the game, see who's winning

Kiros gets up out of his seat to turn on the TV

TV: ~WELL FOLKS ITS AN ACTION PACKED NIGHT, AS WE SEE THAT HARDLY ANY ONE IS IN THE SEATS TO NIGHT, WELL I GUESS ITS THERE LOSS~

Kiros: I almost wish I were there

Ward: yeah

TV: ~ AS YOU CAN SEE THE TIMBER WOLVES ARE AHEAD BY 8 AND... HEY WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE OUCH, HEY, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Laguna: HEY ROUGE YOU WERE RIGHT FLINGING PEOPLE OUT WINDOWS IS AS FUN AS SHOOTING PLASTIC MONKEYS IN A BARREL, WHILE EATING ICE CREAM

Rouge: SEE!!!! HEY WERE ON TV HELLO EVERY ONE (WAVES)

Ania: HAHAHAHAHA I CAN SEE YOU!!!! HEHEHE I CAN SEE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

Laguna: I GET TO BE ANNOUNCER

Rouge: SELL IT LAGUNA BABY SELL IT!!!!!!

Ania: WWWWOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Back at he pub

Kiros:(gawking) omygosh

Ward: this will be entertaining, hey bartender how about some popcorn



Well what do you think, it would be the greatest if anyone would read and review this!! I really mean it. I only do this to make people happy. And if you're not happy please tell me.

Will Kiros convince Ward to go after us? Why is there a baseball game at 3:00 in the morning? Will there be any affect to the cotton candy we just ate? WILL MY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS BOXERS EVER GET OUT OF THE DRYER SO I CAN GO TO BED? Find out next time in POPCORN BALLS OF THE BOTTOM FEEDERS, BYE YA'LL