Chapter 7: A Rainy Afternoon
(Mario,
Luigi, Pinky, Purpley, Oshi, and Yosheta return to Purpley's house
where the others are waiting for them. As some readers know,
Purpley's house is actually a group of trees.)
Mario: This is the
house? Not much to it.
Luigi: Sure there is. Most of these trees
are hollow so you can store things in them, the branches make decent
resting places and the canopy probably keeps the rain off.
Mario:
Oh, I didn't realize that.
Waluigi: Speaking of rain, I think it's
starting to sprinkle.
(Waluigi was right. Rain was falling from
the sky. It wasn't much, but it was still rain.)
Wario: Did you
say sprinkles?
Waluigi: Keeping in mind I wasn't talking about
donuts, Simpson.
Blacky: Let's bring this food back to the cave.
We don't want it to become waterlogged.
(Everyone started for
Blacky's cave. A little while later Vicky and Nicky popped out of a
nearby bush.)
Vicky: So this is the Purpley's house that they
were talking about.
Nicky: This looks like a good place. Help me
hang up the net so we can get out of here. I don't want to catch a
cold.
(The zookeepers hung up the net and baited it with and
apple.)
Nicky: There. This looks good. Now we'll catch a
yoshi.
Vicky: Hurry up and follow me. I hate it when my uniform
gets wet.
(Vicky and Nicky walk away. Meanwhile Luigi and friends
reach the cave, which had gotten quite dark.)
Blacky: Funny. I
don't remember my cave getting this dark.
Luigi: Hey Mario. Shine
some light on the subject.
Mario: Hang on. Let me find it. Ow! My
head... I'll follow this wall and...
(Mario located the flashlight
and clicked it on.)
Bluey: Wow.
Yellowy: Where is that light
coming from?
Mario: This is a flashlight. We use it to light up
dark places.
Pinky: Is it... safe?
Luigi: Mario wouldn't bring
it if it wasn't safe.
Purpley: Are we going to be stuck here for
awhile?
Mario: I'll check.
(Mario put his hand out of the cave
for a couple of seconds, then pull it back in. It was soaked.)
Mario:
Yep.
Yosheta: Luigi, tell me a story. Tell me how you beat
Blacky.
Waluigi: Luigi beat up Blacky?
Luigi: Alright. Ahem...
one day Blacky challenged me to a-
Waluigi: Get to the
point1
Luigi: Shut up!
(Luigi leered at Waluigi.)
Luigi:
Well, the fight takes place on a tilting island and the point is to
shove your opponent off. Now, when the match began Blacky tried to
headbutt me. I evaded, then I punched him in the back. When I punched
him, he tail attacked me. And that hurt. Anyway, then he jumps and
tried to Hip Drop. That missed and I bit him in the neck.
Blacky:
Is that what you call that attack.
Luigi: Blacky was about to Hip
Drop again, but I foiled his plan by shooting him with Fireball. Then
we both tried to headbutt each other. Big mistake. Before I could
refocus Blacky swallowed me so now I'm stuck in an egg. I hate being
in an egg! I tried to get out and when I finally did, Blacky
flattened me with Hip Drop. That really hurts, man!
Mario:
Annoying, isn't it?
Luigi: Very. I was so annoyed that I used
Hyper burn and set his tail on fire.
Yosheta: Awesome Hyper
Burn... What is it like?
Blacky: It is a very powerful attack.
Don't mess with it.
Waluigi: Thanks for telling me that!
Luigi:
Hyper Burn!
(Many flames started to surround Luigi. He raised his
arms toward Waluigi.)
Waluigi: Aww... crap...
(Luigi shot all
of the flames at Waluigi. The lanky fellow screamed in pain and ran
out of the cave. All the yoshis' jaws dropped in awe.)
Oshi:
...Whoa...
Luigi: That cost eight FP but it was worth it.
Mario:
I got some Maple Syrup
Luigi: I'll be okay. After that, Blacky ran
around in circles. I shoved him off the island and won.
(Yosheta
playfully clapped her hands.)
Yosheta: Good story. Wonderful
story.
(Waluigi came into the cave. He looked like a burned and
drowned rat.)
Waluigi: The rain is coming down pretty hard. I can
safely say that the zookeepers won't be coming. Not in this weather.
I think... I'll... lay down now...
(Waluigi passed out.)
Mario:
Ouch.
(Later Luigi is telling more tales to the yoshis. Mario, who
had a pair of headphones strapped to his head, was nice enough to
revive Waluigi. Waluigi is trying to forget the fact that Mario
revived him. Wario is just sitting there like a dope.)
Luigi:
...and so I hurled that vegetable into the freaky frog's mouth for
the last time. Wart choked on it and died. Who's da man now,
Mario?
Mario: Oh yeah. This song rules.
Luigi: I said who's da
man now?
Mario: This lullaby is so sweet... snore...
(Luigi
became very annoyed. He yanked Mario's headphones off and slugged him
in the arm. Hard.)
Luigi: Wake up, you imbecile! Didn't you hear
my story?
Mario: Is it the one about Wart? I told you, I could've
taken him out.
Purpley: I think it was a good story.
Bluey:
There's one thing I don't get. Couldn't you just do a Hyper Burn on
him? It sounds better than vegetables.
Luigi: This happened over
ten years ago. I couldn't do Hyper Burn back then. All right, end of
discussion.
Mario: Yeah whatever. You know I could have done the
job.
(Mario put his headphones on again.)
Luigi: If you could
do it, then why didn't you?
Purpley: I don't care what Mario says.
By the sounds of it, you can beat up anyone.
(This comment made
Luigi a little uncomfortable.)
Luigi: Actually... I... couldn't
possibly...
Oshi: I know. Luigi can beat up those zookeepers. That
would be really cool!
(Now Luigi was uncomfortable.
Period.)
Luigi: I seriously... doubt... that I...
Blacky: You
okay? You sound a bit worried.
Luigi: I'll be fine. Ya know, I
just had a funny thought. Who's Yosheta's father?
Pinky: Oh he was
a wonderful light blue yoshi. He was Bluey's younger brother so we
called him Mini Bluey.
Luigi: Where is he?
Bluey: Last I knew,
he was looking for the legendary Super Happy Tree. They say it's in
the mountains. You know what the Super Happy Tree is, don't
you?
Luigi: I've heard if it before. (muttering) Yoshi talks about
it enough.
Waluigi: I never heard if it.
Luigi: (muttering)
Newbie.
Bluey: One day Mini Bluey said he'd look for the Super
Happy Tree and went into the mountains.
Pinky: We haven't seen him
since.
Luigi: That means...
Yosheta: I never seen my
father.
Waluigi: That's tough.
Wario: Hey guys. The rain
stopped.
Purpley: Lovely. I need to take a walk.
Oshi: I'm
coming with you, mom.
Purpley: Okay. Luigi, I'm making a quick
trip to my house.
(Purpley and Oshi walked out of the
cave.)
Luigi: Such cute yoshis...
Waluigi: I hate to alarm you,
but the rain stopped and two yoshis are out. The zookeepers may be
out and about too.
Luigi: Say what? Get back here, yoshis! Come
back!
(Luigi ran out of the cave and straight to Purpley's house.
When he got there, he could see he was already too late. Both yoshis
were caught in a net.)
Purpley: I need some help here. I went to
pick up an apple that you missed and this thing caught us.
Oshi:
And I hear weird noises.
Luigi: Stupid zookeepers aren't gonna
keep me from saving the yoshis. Hang on.
(Luigi started to make a
hole in the bottom of the net. He was able to get Oshi out. Just as
Purpley got a foot out, the zookeepers came.)
Vicky: And just what
do you think you're doing?
Luigi: Getting these yoshis out of your
stupid net. I told you that you can't have them.
Nicky: We can buy
them.
Luigi: Don't try it on me. I, Luigi Mario, am not letting
you have them. Now get out of the way.
Nicky: Make us.
Luigi: I
said get out of the way!
(Luigi shot some fireballs at Vicky and
Nicky.)
Vicky: Whoa! Fire! Flee! Flee!
(The zookeepers ran into
a bush. Luigi freed Purpley.)
Purpley: My hero.
Luigi: We
better go to the cave before we get ambushed again.
(Luigi led the
yoshis to the cave. The sun was setting and started to rain again.
Luigi and friends prepare to bed down for the night.)
