Chapter 8: A Mysterious Helper

(Just as Luigi fell asleep the zookeepers appeared again. They had followed Luigi and are pondering their next move.)
Vicky: Look. A comfy, cozy cave. This is where they've been hiding all this time.
Nicky: Great! Let's drag a yoshi outta there.
Vicky: Nicky, it's still raining. If we do that the rain will wake it up and it'll yell and everything will be ruined.
Nicky: Darn it. Every time we have a plan you say it won't work. Think of one that will.
Vicky: That's it mister. Back to the ship with you.
(Vicky grabbed Nicky by the shirt and started to drag him.)
Nicky: Mommy. I want my mommy.
(Vicky dragged Nicky away. As soon as they left, a strange creature climbed down from a tree and ran into the cave.)
creature: On no. I better tell someone about this. Where's a flashlight? Here it is.
(A light clicked on and we can see the creature's pink clawed hands.)
creature: That's better. Hey Mario. We got problems.
(The creature tapped Mario on the shoulder, but he didn't wake up.)
creature: Oh no. He won't wake up. Maybe this cute red yoshi will wake up. Hello. Red yoshi. We've got a huge problem here.
(The creature tried to wake up Redy, but failed.)
creature: He won't wake up either. I'll try Waluigi. Wake up dude. Oh no. This isn't working... I gotta try everyone. Oh, this is no good. There has to be a way...
(The creature grabbed Luigi's pack and took out a piece of paper and a pencil and wrote a note.)
creature: Hope this works...
(The creature stuck the pencil in the pack and put the paper by Mario, then she left.)

That was the shortest chapter ever! Since that was so short, I'll just waste space with a really dumb joke.
What do you get when you put Mario under a Thwomp? A plumber pancake! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Okay. That was lame.