Authors notes: Hmmmmmm it seems that I haven't in a while..... imagine
that? I had to prepare for school, and all that crappity
crapness.......crap!! CRAP!!!anyways, that cat is scaling the back of my
shirt, I JUST SAW THE BRAK SHOW!!!!!! I love Brak, does anyone like Brak as
much as I do? Also in the delay of updates I'm almost positive that no one
cares........oh well, I like what I'm doing. This is not mine, I do not own
this, I wish I did, I do not own the song we sang and all that crap, I
guess I can deal with it.
Back on the bus, where Kiros and Ward have finally found a seat,(WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHERE ARE THEY GOING AT 4 IN THE MORNING?)
Kiros: Well we can only hope that we get there in time
Ward: So tired, can't sleep........
Kiros: that didn't make any sense at all
Ward: that proves how tired I am.......(falls on the floor)
Kiros: (takes mans umbrella and beats Ward with it) WAKE UP I DON'T WANT TO CARRY YOU OFF THIS BUS, WAKE UP DAMMIT WAKE UP!!!!!!!!
Ward: fine.........
Ward gets up and the bus finally goes into motion, Baaaaaack at the pub.......
Rouge gets up to the mic and screams......
Rouge: HELLO NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!
Man: (distant) but this is Deling!!!
Ania: WHATEVER!!!!!!
Laguna: WERE GANNA SING TO YOUUUUUUUU........ok?
Man2: whatever floats your boat.......
All:.................HERE-WE-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
They begin to play there instriments (of tourture to all)
All: (singing while playing there instiments badly) I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath the mistletoe last night, He didn't see me creep, Down the stairs to have a peep, He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep,
Rouge: Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus, Underneath his beard so snowy white, There must be some mistake; Was I really awake? I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take,
Man: OH MY GOD MY EARSS!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ania: Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus, He took his hand and pulled him to the couch, It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind, Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,
Man2: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!
Laguna: Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus, And on his ear he nibbled now and then. I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door, I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.
Man3: R RATED PEOPLE!! R RATED!!!!!!!!!
All: Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus. They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair. Well, much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes! It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise, (THEY BEGAN TO BREAK THEIR INSTRENMENTS)
Man: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus Underneath to mistletoe last night. Oh what I laugh it would have been, If I had REALLY seen, Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!
Laguna: thank you thank you
Chairs are turned over, almost all of the people are gone and the some of people that are left are going through sezires ( how ever the hell you spell it I'm to lazy to get up and get a thesaurus), the bar tender smashed his head on the counter, the intsremnets are broken, it seems they got al little carried away and through one of the drums at the audience.
Ania: (calm and gentle)and now for a slow loving song for everyone
Most of the people that came out of there hidding places looked both distressed and relieved.
All: (screaming) SHAKANNA-LALALALALALAAAAAAAAA-BUM-BUM-BUM-SMASH- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Peoples ears are bleeding(cool huh?)ANYWAYS, back to Kiros and Ward
Kiros: finally!!!!!!
They get out of the bus and look up at the stadium
Kiros: wow this is a big stadium!!!!
Ward:(looks behind them) hey remember those weird plot intuitions I had earlier?
Kiros: yeah why?
Ward: (points behind them)
Kiros looks behind them only to see that the stadium is settled infront of the pub they were just at.
Kiros: HOLY SHI.......
And so we end this chapter with those nutty questions I bet none of you read.....
Will I keep on censoring Kiros's big kid words? Should I censor It? Will you tell me? find out in the the next chapter.....PAPER PLATE MAN, C-ya all = )
Back on the bus, where Kiros and Ward have finally found a seat,(WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHERE ARE THEY GOING AT 4 IN THE MORNING?)
Kiros: Well we can only hope that we get there in time
Ward: So tired, can't sleep........
Kiros: that didn't make any sense at all
Ward: that proves how tired I am.......(falls on the floor)
Kiros: (takes mans umbrella and beats Ward with it) WAKE UP I DON'T WANT TO CARRY YOU OFF THIS BUS, WAKE UP DAMMIT WAKE UP!!!!!!!!
Ward: fine.........
Ward gets up and the bus finally goes into motion, Baaaaaack at the pub.......
Rouge gets up to the mic and screams......
Rouge: HELLO NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!
Man: (distant) but this is Deling!!!
Ania: WHATEVER!!!!!!
Laguna: WERE GANNA SING TO YOUUUUUUUU........ok?
Man2: whatever floats your boat.......
All:.................HERE-WE-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
They begin to play there instriments (of tourture to all)
All: (singing while playing there instiments badly) I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath the mistletoe last night, He didn't see me creep, Down the stairs to have a peep, He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep,
Rouge: Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus, Underneath his beard so snowy white, There must be some mistake; Was I really awake? I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take,
Man: OH MY GOD MY EARSS!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ania: Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus, He took his hand and pulled him to the couch, It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind, Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,
Man2: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!
Laguna: Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus, And on his ear he nibbled now and then. I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door, I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.
Man3: R RATED PEOPLE!! R RATED!!!!!!!!!
All: Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus. They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair. Well, much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes! It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise, (THEY BEGAN TO BREAK THEIR INSTRENMENTS)
Man: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus Underneath to mistletoe last night. Oh what I laugh it would have been, If I had REALLY seen, Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!
Laguna: thank you thank you
Chairs are turned over, almost all of the people are gone and the some of people that are left are going through sezires ( how ever the hell you spell it I'm to lazy to get up and get a thesaurus), the bar tender smashed his head on the counter, the intsremnets are broken, it seems they got al little carried away and through one of the drums at the audience.
Ania: (calm and gentle)and now for a slow loving song for everyone
Most of the people that came out of there hidding places looked both distressed and relieved.
All: (screaming) SHAKANNA-LALALALALALAAAAAAAAA-BUM-BUM-BUM-SMASH- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Peoples ears are bleeding(cool huh?)ANYWAYS, back to Kiros and Ward
Kiros: finally!!!!!!
They get out of the bus and look up at the stadium
Kiros: wow this is a big stadium!!!!
Ward:(looks behind them) hey remember those weird plot intuitions I had earlier?
Kiros: yeah why?
Ward: (points behind them)
Kiros looks behind them only to see that the stadium is settled infront of the pub they were just at.
Kiros: HOLY SHI.......
And so we end this chapter with those nutty questions I bet none of you read.....
Will I keep on censoring Kiros's big kid words? Should I censor It? Will you tell me? find out in the the next chapter.....PAPER PLATE MAN, C-ya all = )