Chapter 10: Preparations

Waluigi: What do you mean we gotta pack up and go?
(Everyone were back in Blacky's cave and nobody seemed too happy.)
Birdo: I told you Nicky dropped the egg and it exploded. Darn it, Waluigi. Don't you listen to anyone?
Waluigi: Sure I do. His name is Wario.
Wario: Don't drag me into this...
Yellowy: Dad, what's going to happen?
Bluey: I don't know.
Redy: Luigi is the leader. He'll know.
Mario: Don't bother Luigi., This is turning him into a nervous wreck.
(Mario wasn't joking. Luigi had been cowering in the corner the whole time.)
Luigi: Must...help...yoshis...somehow.
Birdo: We can't stay here or the zookeepers will find us. There must be someplace to go...
Mario: According to something I read, there's a kind of bird that goes into the mountains when it gets chased. By going into the mountains, the foe gets lost. We could do that.
Luigi: Uh...Mario?
Mario: Yeah.
Luigi: That's Murkrow. A pokemon. You looked at my cards again, didn't you?
Mario: I...er...didn't...uh...
Luigi: You are such a buffoon!
Mario: D'oh!
Birdo: Let's focus on the problem here.
Yosheta: Yeah. My dad is stuck in the mountains.
Pinky: Yosheta, it's dangerous.
Mario: How bad can it be? I bet it's a walk in the park compared to Tall Tall Mountain.
Luigi: Well, as the leader, I say we help that lost yoshi and migrate into the mountains. The zookeepers wouldn't bother looking for us there anyway.
Mario: Right. We better eat up and relax. I know we came here to spend time with the yoshis, but I have the feeling that we're gonna have a jolly adventure.
Wario: Jolly? I was thinking of bitter.
Waluigi: Me too...
(And with that, the yoshi began to eat the last of the fruit. The guys eat the food they brought.)
Mario: So Yellowy, I heard that yellow yoshis love to eat.
Yellowy: Doesn't everyone?
Mario: Yeah sure. I was wondering if I could interest you with this.
(Mario pulled out a Nutty Cake.)
Yellowy: Ooooh yummy. May I have it?
Mario: Go ahead.
(Yellowy grabbed the sweet with his tongue and swallowed it.)
Yellowy: Yummy. That was so tasty, I'll tell you a secret now.
Mario: I'm all ears.
(Mario took out a notepad and wrote Yellowy's name under a list labeled "People I bribed with food")
Yellowy: If you're looking for a yummy snack I smell a Heart Fruit around here. If you do a Hip Drop somewhere in the cave, it's yours.
Mario: Uh...thanks.
Luigi: (muttering) Oh shoot.
Wario: If you want something really good, Yellowy, try this.
(Wario gave Yellowy a handful of Flammin' Hot Cheetos.)
Yellowy: This don't look very yummy.
Wario: Just eat it.
(Wario shoved the snack into Yellowy's mouth.)
Yellowy: Yuck! Too hot! Too hot! Luigi! Yellow Mario made me eat something yucky!
Luigi: Wario, that was cruel. I'm gonna make you eat grapefruit if I find any.
Wario: No! No! Anything but that! Nooooo!
Mario: Keep the spicy stuff to yourself, Wario.
Waluigi: Will you guys shut up? It's hard enough to eat without you guys flapping your jaws.
Luigi: If we can't chew than neither should you.
Waluigi: Dude, that wasn't even funny.
(After lunch everyone minded their own business. Mario listened to his music. Waluigi was reading a book, thank goodness. Luigi was drawing a map. I'm not sure what Wario's trying to do…oh wait. He's playing Tiddlywinks with his coins.)
Luigi: Pinky's house is over there by the beach. The waterhole is just north of Pinky's. Blacky's cave is right by the mountains…
Waluigi: Did any of you guys read Goosebumps #42?
Wario: Yeah. Any kid that doesn't like Mac n' Cheese is obviously crazy.
Mario: Dude, you're cramping my style.
Wario: I ain't crampin' nothin'.
Luigi: This is getting boring. Let's just go to sleep and end the chapter.
Waluigi: We can end chapters?
Luigi: Yeah. If we go to sleep the writer will be forced to end the chapter.
Waluigi: Let's try it.
Birdo: Wait. What about the zookeepers?
Luigi: You take care of them. Good night.
(Everyone fell asleep. Oh great. It's only five o' clock and everyone is asleep already. I guess I have to- Wait a minute. In Sarasaland, Daisy is just picking up the phone.)
Daisy: I think I'll call Luigi and see if he's home.
(Daisy dialed Luigi's number. The phone rang four times and then the answer machine got it.)
Luigi's voice: I'm sorry. Mario's being lazy so he can't pick up the phone.
Mario's voice: I'm lazy? You're the one that plays games twenty-four seven.
Luigi's voice: Then why didn't you pick it up?
Mario's voice: Why don't you do it?
Luigi's voice: Look, neither one of us can pick up the phone so just leave a message and hopefully Mario will call you back.
Mario's voice: Hopefully? Why I ought to- Why are you listening to this? Leave the message already!
Daisy: Nice message guys! You had me fooled! Luigi, get your butt back home and call me! You know who this is!
(Daisy hung up the phone.)
Daisy: I better give him a few days. He was attached to those yoshis…