Chapter 11: Bye Bye Mario!
Luigi:
Okay guys. Get packing. No more goofing off.
(It was morning now.
Luigi, as usual, was in a big hurry. Mario and Wario were packing
their stuff. Waluigi…well…wasn't doing anything.)
Waluigi: I'm
not dragging those suitcases again. I don't see why Wario had to
bring his coins.
Wario: It's for a good reason and quit your
bellyaching.
Luigi: Wario, leave the coins here. Put the spicy
stuff in my backpack and don't you dare make the yoshis eat it or
you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Purpley: Luigi is
still cute even when he's mad.
Pinky: Yeah. Mario isn't bad
either.
Birdo: You two think Luigi's cute? Tee hee hee…
(On
the beach, the zookeepers had just finished making repairs on their
ship.)
Vicky: Explosive eggs…
Nicky: You're not mad at me,
are you?
Vicky: Grrrr…
Nicky: I…think she's still mad at
me.
Vicky: You nincompoop! Why did you drop the egg? You ruined
everything ! One more slip up and your head will be mine! We better
get back to that cave and try again.
Nicky: Okay. Whatever you
say.
(Back in the cave, the guys finished packing.)
Luigi: Are
you ready yet?
Mario: Yup.
Luigi: All right then. Forward and
out.
(Everyone followed Luigi out of the cave.)
Birdo: Um…why
are we following Luigi? Isn't Mario the leader?
Pinky, Purpley &
Yosheta: NO!
Birdo: Sorry I asked.
Luigi: Hey ladies. Keep it
down. Let's get on the mountain trail.
(So the trek up the
mountain begins. There doesn't seem to be any problems so
far.)
Mario: This…is…boring! I was expecting something
exciting.
Luigi: We just started, dipstick!
Wario &
Waluigi: Snicker…snicker…
Mario: Say what?! At least I don't
keep a dumb dairy in some basement!
Luigi: Naw, you keep a piece
of crap Plumber's Log instead!
Wario & Waluigi: Snicker…har
har har…
Luigi: What the heck is a Plumber's Log supposed to be
anyway? There's no way a welcome mat like that is gonna be
published!
Mario: Oh yeah? Well, your basement was easy to get
into and further more, you should leave you stuff lying around like
that!
Wario & Waluigi: Har har har har!
Luigi: Great. Now
look what you did! You set those two off!
Mario: I set them off?
You're the one th-
Birdo: Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT! SHUT UP! I
don't find this very funny! Talk about the stinkin' diary
later!
Mario: Yeah Luigi. Talk about it later. We got to worry
about the yoshis.
Luigi: You started this, you son-of-a…
(Luigi
got so angry he did a Fire Uppercut to Mario's stomach and sent him
flying clear over the horizon.)
Birdo: Whoa!
Purpley:
Awesome!
Luigi: Mama mia! I hit him too hard.
Waluigi: So
that's the Fire Uppercut that's all the rage these days…
Luigi:
Crap. Mario's gone. I knew I should have hit him with a head butt
instead of a-
Vicky: Prepare for trouble!
Nicky: And make it
double!
(The zookeepers jumped in front of Luigi, but instead of
wearing their regular outfits, they wore Team Rocket uniforms. Vicky
had her hair dyed red and she was wearing contact lens so her eyes
looked blue. Nicky had green eyes and wore a purple wig. Their voices
even sounded just like Team Rocket's...then again, they always
have.)
Vicky: To protect the world for dev-
Birdo: What the
heck are you trying to pull here?
Nicky: We just want to swipe
your Pokemon...er...wait. Vicky! This is wrong! You say I'm a
nincompoop!
Vicky: You are a nincompoop, you twerp!
Nicky: Just
wait til I get through with you!
(Vicky and Nicky jumped into a
nearby bush and started to pummel each other.)
Nicky:
Twerp!
Vicky: Nincompoop!
Luigi: Who says we run away while
these two are screwing around?
everyone: Aye!
Luigi: Let's
move.
(Everyone dashed away. The zookeepers popped out of the bush
in their normal outfits.)
Vicky: Okay. I'm ready. Surrender those
yoshis or face my new stinkbomb! It's guaranteed...to... Where'd they
go?
Nicky: Huh? Get back here, you cowards!
(A little later
Luigi and friends stop running.)
Luigi: I think we're safe
here.
Waluigi: What was up with the zookeepers dressing up as Team
Rocket? That was just plain stupid.
Luigi: I think the writer's
running out of ideas...
