Chapter 11: Bye Bye Mario!

Luigi: Okay guys. Get packing. No more goofing off.
(It was morning now. Luigi, as usual, was in a big hurry. Mario and Wario were packing their stuff. Waluigi…well…wasn't doing anything.)
Waluigi: I'm not dragging those suitcases again. I don't see why Wario had to bring his coins.
Wario: It's for a good reason and quit your bellyaching.
Luigi: Wario, leave the coins here. Put the spicy stuff in my backpack and don't you dare make the yoshis eat it or you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
Purpley: Luigi is still cute even when he's mad.
Pinky: Yeah. Mario isn't bad either.
Birdo: You two think Luigi's cute? Tee hee hee…
(On the beach, the zookeepers had just finished making repairs on their ship.)
Vicky: Explosive eggs…
Nicky: You're not mad at me, are you?
Vicky: Grrrr…
Nicky: I…think she's still mad at me.
Vicky: You nincompoop! Why did you drop the egg? You ruined everything ! One more slip up and your head will be mine! We better get back to that cave and try again.
Nicky: Okay. Whatever you say.
(Back in the cave, the guys finished packing.)
Luigi: Are you ready yet?
Mario: Yup.
Luigi: All right then. Forward and out.
(Everyone followed Luigi out of the cave.)
Birdo: Um…why are we following Luigi? Isn't Mario the leader?
Pinky, Purpley & Yosheta: NO!
Birdo: Sorry I asked.
Luigi: Hey ladies. Keep it down. Let's get on the mountain trail.
(So the trek up the mountain begins. There doesn't seem to be any problems so far.)
Mario: This…is…boring! I was expecting something exciting.
Luigi: We just started, dipstick!
Wario & Waluigi: Snicker…snicker…
Mario: Say what?! At least I don't keep a dumb dairy in some basement!
Luigi: Naw, you keep a piece of crap Plumber's Log instead!
Wario & Waluigi: Snicker…har har har…
Luigi: What the heck is a Plumber's Log supposed to be anyway? There's no way a welcome mat like that is gonna be published!
Mario: Oh yeah? Well, your basement was easy to get into and further more, you should leave you stuff lying around like that!
Wario & Waluigi: Har har har har!
Luigi: Great. Now look what you did! You set those two off!
Mario: I set them off? You're the one th-
Birdo: Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT! SHUT UP! I don't find this very funny! Talk about the stinkin' diary later!
Mario: Yeah Luigi. Talk about it later. We got to worry about the yoshis.
Luigi: You started this, you son-of-a…
(Luigi got so angry he did a Fire Uppercut to Mario's stomach and sent him flying clear over the horizon.)
Birdo: Whoa!
Purpley: Awesome!
Luigi: Mama mia! I hit him too hard.
Waluigi: So that's the Fire Uppercut that's all the rage these days…
Luigi: Crap. Mario's gone. I knew I should have hit him with a head butt instead of a-
Vicky: Prepare for trouble!
Nicky: And make it double!
(The zookeepers jumped in front of Luigi, but instead of wearing their regular outfits, they wore Team Rocket uniforms. Vicky had her hair dyed red and she was wearing contact lens so her eyes looked blue. Nicky had green eyes and wore a purple wig. Their voices even sounded just like Team Rocket's...then again, they always have.)
Vicky: To protect the world for dev-
Birdo: What the heck are you trying to pull here?
Nicky: We just want to swipe your Pokemon...er...wait. Vicky! This is wrong! You say I'm a nincompoop!
Vicky: You are a nincompoop, you twerp!
Nicky: Just wait til I get through with you!
(Vicky and Nicky jumped into a nearby bush and started to pummel each other.)
Nicky: Twerp!
Vicky: Nincompoop!
Luigi: Who says we run away while these two are screwing around?
everyone: Aye!
Luigi: Let's move.
(Everyone dashed away. The zookeepers popped out of the bush in their normal outfits.)
Vicky: Okay. I'm ready. Surrender those yoshis or face my new stinkbomb! It's guaranteed...to... Where'd they go?
Nicky: Huh? Get back here, you cowards!
(A little later Luigi and friends stop running.)
Luigi: I think we're safe here.
Waluigi: What was up with the zookeepers dressing up as Team Rocket? That was just plain stupid.
Luigi: I think the writer's running out of ideas...