Authors notes: Oh my!! I haven't updated this week!! I am truely sorry,
really I am its just I have been so preoccupied with so many things, (NOT
9/11). Me and Lyssa (Ania) have been going roller blading and she brung my
boyfriend (its pay back for when I took her somewhere with my boyfriend)
any ways I had to get ideas for her dream sequence ladi-da....... you
don't care all you want is the story, huh? my motto GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT.
Ania lied tossing and turning in her bed face down inhaling her pillow.
Ania: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (cough)
DREAM LAND~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ania is lounging in a chair drinking her soda in her swim suit at the beach
Ania: SSSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP.............BBBBBEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLL CCCCCCCCHHHHHH.....pardon me wheres my manners? BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
quiet and stillness surround Ania BUT............
Ania: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN.....
suddenly Rouge and Laguna and a many other people pop out of no were
Rouge: its just a jump to the left.......
All: then you step to the right............
Laguna: put your hands on your hips........
All: tuck your knees in tight......... then its the pelvic thrust........ that'll make you go insane...... LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN..........
Ania: OK thats enough of that......
Rouge: CLEAR OUT
everyone but Laguna and Rouge clear the area
Laguna: whatcha wanna do?
Rouge:(shrugs)........hic
Ania:............
Laguna:.............
suddenly Rouge and Laguna break into song
Rouge: how do you do I.......
Laguna: see you've met my.....
Rouge: faithful handy-man
he's just a little f**ked up because.......
Laguna: when you knocked......
Rouge: he thought you were the ........candy man.....
Laguna: don't get stung out.....by the way I look....
don't judge a book by its cover.....
Ania decides to join in on the Rocky Horror parody ( I don't own the songs, might be fun if I did though)
Ania: hes not much of a man by the light of day......
Laguna: but by night I'm one hell of a lover.....
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Rouge: from Trans-sexual, Transelvania
Ania: have we got the songs out of our head yet?
Both: yeah
Ania: WELL I HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!
Both: too bad
Ania: oh.........FOOOD!!!!!!
Laguna:can I take of this dress now?
Rouge: no way we were going to a male strip bar
Ania: REALLY?!!!!!
Rouge: no
Ania: (drops to knees) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........................ok Im done.
Laguna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rouge: WHAT?!!!!!
Laguna: I got a run in my hose.........
Ania:(sarcastic) you poor thing........
Rouge: don't diss Laguna like that!! you can have mine Laguna
Laguna: really
Rouge: NO LOSER, HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ania & Rouge: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Laguna: THATS IT (tackles Rouge)
IN THE REAL WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Ania: (screaming) LEFT, RIGHT, KICK HIM KICK HIM, KICKHIMINTHENUTS, OHHHHHHHHH
Kiros: boy oh boy, this is an interesting day, wonder what Rouge is dreaming
Ward: strap her in good
Kiros: reading ya loud and clear
Kiros goes over and secures Rouge in tightly.
Well how did you like that? sorry I haven't updated in a while, been busy..........and lazy. DID YOU HEAR THAT THERES NO MORE NC-17 NOW, tell me does that seem wrong to anyone but me. Lyssa and I are severly pissed off now, and I was almost done with my Lemon too. it only needed a paragraph, then here comes "the lemon hating shredder" then BEEOOP there it goes, shredded and flushed down the toilet, you know what I say? PROTEST. ok on to those ever so loved questions:
Will the makers of Rocky Horror Picture Show sue us for the use of their songs? Whats Rouge Dreaming? Will the sudden urge to play video games ever stop? find out in the last chapter of the trilogy, PAPER PLATE MAN part3:b
Ania lied tossing and turning in her bed face down inhaling her pillow.
Ania: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............ZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (cough)
DREAM LAND~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ania is lounging in a chair drinking her soda in her swim suit at the beach
Ania: SSSSSSLLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP.............BBBBBEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLL CCCCCCCCHHHHHH.....pardon me wheres my manners? BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
quiet and stillness surround Ania BUT............
Ania: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN.....
suddenly Rouge and Laguna and a many other people pop out of no were
Rouge: its just a jump to the left.......
All: then you step to the right............
Laguna: put your hands on your hips........
All: tuck your knees in tight......... then its the pelvic thrust........ that'll make you go insane...... LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN..........
Ania: OK thats enough of that......
Rouge: CLEAR OUT
everyone but Laguna and Rouge clear the area
Laguna: whatcha wanna do?
Rouge:(shrugs)........hic
Ania:............
Laguna:.............
suddenly Rouge and Laguna break into song
Rouge: how do you do I.......
Laguna: see you've met my.....
Rouge: faithful handy-man
he's just a little f**ked up because.......
Laguna: when you knocked......
Rouge: he thought you were the ........candy man.....
Laguna: don't get stung out.....by the way I look....
don't judge a book by its cover.....
Ania decides to join in on the Rocky Horror parody ( I don't own the songs, might be fun if I did though)
Ania: hes not much of a man by the light of day......
Laguna: but by night I'm one hell of a lover.....
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Rouge: from Trans-sexual, Transelvania
Ania: have we got the songs out of our head yet?
Both: yeah
Ania: WELL I HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!
Both: too bad
Ania: oh.........FOOOD!!!!!!
Laguna:can I take of this dress now?
Rouge: no way we were going to a male strip bar
Ania: REALLY?!!!!!
Rouge: no
Ania: (drops to knees) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........................ok Im done.
Laguna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rouge: WHAT?!!!!!
Laguna: I got a run in my hose.........
Ania:(sarcastic) you poor thing........
Rouge: don't diss Laguna like that!! you can have mine Laguna
Laguna: really
Rouge: NO LOSER, HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ania & Rouge: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Laguna: THATS IT (tackles Rouge)
IN THE REAL WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Ania: (screaming) LEFT, RIGHT, KICK HIM KICK HIM, KICKHIMINTHENUTS, OHHHHHHHHH
Kiros: boy oh boy, this is an interesting day, wonder what Rouge is dreaming
Ward: strap her in good
Kiros: reading ya loud and clear
Kiros goes over and secures Rouge in tightly.
Well how did you like that? sorry I haven't updated in a while, been busy..........and lazy. DID YOU HEAR THAT THERES NO MORE NC-17 NOW, tell me does that seem wrong to anyone but me. Lyssa and I are severly pissed off now, and I was almost done with my Lemon too. it only needed a paragraph, then here comes "the lemon hating shredder" then BEEOOP there it goes, shredded and flushed down the toilet, you know what I say? PROTEST. ok on to those ever so loved questions:
Will the makers of Rocky Horror Picture Show sue us for the use of their songs? Whats Rouge Dreaming? Will the sudden urge to play video games ever stop? find out in the last chapter of the trilogy, PAPER PLATE MAN part3:b