Author notes: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ouchy, my back!!!!
sorry for such a delay. my back has been hurting so much lately and its
getting harder just to sit still, so I haven't updated in a while, sorry
about that. But just to tell you that I have went to the doctor and got
some drugs for it so Im fine and ready for typing. I own nothing, ladie-
freakin-da............
Kiros and Ward are still tied to the chair and are faced away from each other
Kiros: well this is getting to be totally hopeless
Ward: yup
Kiros: well never catch them, its no use
Ward: yup
Kiros: is that all your going to say?
Ward: yup
Kiros: what are you doing back there?
Ward is seen playing video games on his little gameboy
Ward: nothing special.......HIGHSCORE
Kiros: HEY, let me play!!
Ward: get your own
Kiros: oh come on
Ward: NO cause you always beat my score
Kiros: Its not my fault that your a totally lousy game player
Ward does this stretch thing and breaks the ropes
Ward: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kiros: (frightened) you have a lovely speaking voice.............
Ward: THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD...................you really think so?
Kiros: (shaky) oh......yeah........you make....uh......Wayne Newton blush with shame
Ward: well shucks..........lets go get them morons
Kiros: why try? we tried everything to get a hold of them
Ward: not everything
Kiros: what do you mean by that?
Ward: I don't know
Kiros: oh well, lets go.
We now follow Laguna, Ania, and Rouge as they go walking down the street
Laguna: Hey its almost halloween isn't it?
Ania: yup
Rouge: what should we go as?
Ania: I want to ba a karate werewolf
Rouge: I want to be a trench coat wearing zombie
Laguna: I'm going to be the sariest thing in this world
Ania: and that is......?
Laguna: a male Britany Spears
Rouge: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHO, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................THE NIGHTMARES, THE NIGHTMARES..............(crying)
Laguna: geeze sorry I just thought that I should be scary
Ania: it worked and your not even wearing a costume
Rouge: the horrible horrible nightmares
Laguna: sorry
Rouge: lets get our costumes together
Ania: alrighty
Laguna: OK maybe not a male Britany Spears. Maybe a dead person, with pig tails! no thats not it.........
Back to Kiros and Ward
Kiros: I can't believe that they pulled this stunt
Ward: well this is Laguna we're talking about
Kiros: oh yeah................don't remind me
Ward: were would I go if I were Laguna?
Kiros: probibly a mask shop
Ward: how do you figure that?
Kiros: Weird plot intuition?
Ward: I'm rubbing off on you Kiros, admit it!
Kiros: I hate you
Ward: well where do we go from here
Kiros: where else, Party City
Back to Laguna and co.
Laguna: hey, since its almost Halloween, won't most shops be out of all the good stuff?
Rouge: not is we go to Spencers!!!
Ania: they have every thing!!!!!!!!!!
Laguna: cool
Rouge: I just need make up
Ania: maybe I will go as something else like a goth or a Zombie
Rouge: or both
Laguna: ITS PURE GENIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rouge: what are you going to be?
Laguna: Hell if I know
Ania: YOU CAN BE A DEVIL!!!!!!!!!
Laguna: yeah I could be satan
Rouge: totally!!!!!
Well Howdy everyone, My backs doing so much better, My doctor is a nut he doesn't even tell me whats wrong all he does is give me medicine, that stuff totally messes with your emotions, so during this I was depressed, then I was happy. The halloween bit is really what I'm going to be, a Zombie in a trench coat, Lyssa still doesn't know what shes going to be but it may be a Gothic Zombie, Tell me what your going to be for Halloween. its probibly better than mine, and also due to the fact that my teach is being a total ass, my update schedule will be replaced with many bookreports so be patient, I know how you feel, and so on with those crazy Questions:
What will Laguna be for Halloween? Will Kiros and Ward ever find out that we arn't going to Party City? Do half of you people know that party city is a real store? ( I wouldn't put it past me!) find out in the next Part to this totally differant Trilogy, PORKYPINES IN THE TOILET part 2, bye ~_^ ( for a little fun count how many times I said "totally" in this chapter)
Kiros and Ward are still tied to the chair and are faced away from each other
Kiros: well this is getting to be totally hopeless
Ward: yup
Kiros: well never catch them, its no use
Ward: yup
Kiros: is that all your going to say?
Ward: yup
Kiros: what are you doing back there?
Ward is seen playing video games on his little gameboy
Ward: nothing special.......HIGHSCORE
Kiros: HEY, let me play!!
Ward: get your own
Kiros: oh come on
Ward: NO cause you always beat my score
Kiros: Its not my fault that your a totally lousy game player
Ward does this stretch thing and breaks the ropes
Ward: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kiros: (frightened) you have a lovely speaking voice.............
Ward: THATS NOT WHAT I HEARD...................you really think so?
Kiros: (shaky) oh......yeah........you make....uh......Wayne Newton blush with shame
Ward: well shucks..........lets go get them morons
Kiros: why try? we tried everything to get a hold of them
Ward: not everything
Kiros: what do you mean by that?
Ward: I don't know
Kiros: oh well, lets go.
We now follow Laguna, Ania, and Rouge as they go walking down the street
Laguna: Hey its almost halloween isn't it?
Ania: yup
Rouge: what should we go as?
Ania: I want to ba a karate werewolf
Rouge: I want to be a trench coat wearing zombie
Laguna: I'm going to be the sariest thing in this world
Ania: and that is......?
Laguna: a male Britany Spears
Rouge: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHO, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................THE NIGHTMARES, THE NIGHTMARES..............(crying)
Laguna: geeze sorry I just thought that I should be scary
Ania: it worked and your not even wearing a costume
Rouge: the horrible horrible nightmares
Laguna: sorry
Rouge: lets get our costumes together
Ania: alrighty
Laguna: OK maybe not a male Britany Spears. Maybe a dead person, with pig tails! no thats not it.........
Back to Kiros and Ward
Kiros: I can't believe that they pulled this stunt
Ward: well this is Laguna we're talking about
Kiros: oh yeah................don't remind me
Ward: were would I go if I were Laguna?
Kiros: probibly a mask shop
Ward: how do you figure that?
Kiros: Weird plot intuition?
Ward: I'm rubbing off on you Kiros, admit it!
Kiros: I hate you
Ward: well where do we go from here
Kiros: where else, Party City
Back to Laguna and co.
Laguna: hey, since its almost Halloween, won't most shops be out of all the good stuff?
Rouge: not is we go to Spencers!!!
Ania: they have every thing!!!!!!!!!!
Laguna: cool
Rouge: I just need make up
Ania: maybe I will go as something else like a goth or a Zombie
Rouge: or both
Laguna: ITS PURE GENIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Rouge: what are you going to be?
Laguna: Hell if I know
Ania: YOU CAN BE A DEVIL!!!!!!!!!
Laguna: yeah I could be satan
Rouge: totally!!!!!
Well Howdy everyone, My backs doing so much better, My doctor is a nut he doesn't even tell me whats wrong all he does is give me medicine, that stuff totally messes with your emotions, so during this I was depressed, then I was happy. The halloween bit is really what I'm going to be, a Zombie in a trench coat, Lyssa still doesn't know what shes going to be but it may be a Gothic Zombie, Tell me what your going to be for Halloween. its probibly better than mine, and also due to the fact that my teach is being a total ass, my update schedule will be replaced with many bookreports so be patient, I know how you feel, and so on with those crazy Questions:
What will Laguna be for Halloween? Will Kiros and Ward ever find out that we arn't going to Party City? Do half of you people know that party city is a real store? ( I wouldn't put it past me!) find out in the next Part to this totally differant Trilogy, PORKYPINES IN THE TOILET part 2, bye ~_^ ( for a little fun count how many times I said "totally" in this chapter)