Chapter 15: Purpley's Kiss

(Next morning in Sarasaland, Daisy decided to call Luigi again.)
Daisy: Well, it's been a few days. He should be home by now.
(Daisy picked up the phone and dialed Luigi's number. The phone rang four times and the answer machine got it.)
Luigi's voice: I'm sorry, but Mario is being lazy so he can't-
Daisy: Oh no. Not this again...
Mario's voice: You're the one that plays games 24/7.
Luigi's voice: Then why didn't you pick it up?
Mario's voice: Why didn't you do it?
Luigi's voice: Look, neither one of us can pick up the phone so leave a message and hopefully Mario will call you back.
Mario's voice: Hopefully? Why I ought to- Why are you listening to this? Leave the message already!
Daisy: I'll leave a message! Where the heck are you, Luigi?! Don't dessert me! Call me back! Darn you!
(Daisy hangs up the phone and looks out a window.)
Daisy: Where in the world is he?
(In the mountains of Yoshi's Island, Luigi woke up. He was stiff from sleeping on the rocky terrain.)
Mario: Good morning, Luigi. Everything okay?
Luigi: I'm stiff and kinda hungry, but I think I'll live.
Mario: Uh...sorry about yesterday. I didn't know you were taking a nap because you was upset about what I said. But my mistake cost us a yoshi.
(Later everyone was following Luigi up the mountain. Luigi seems to have lost his confidence as a leader and Waluigi was being stupid again.)
Waluigi: Are we there yet?
Luigi: Shut up.
Waluigi: Are we there yet?
Luigi: Shut up.
Waluigi: Are we there yet?
Luigi: Shut up.
Waluigi: Are we there yet?
everyone: SHUT UP!
Waluigi: Where are we going anyway?
Luigi: I, unfortunately, don't know.
Waluigi: WHAT?!
Luigi: I mean, Redy's been captured and we still don't know anything about Mini Bluey's whereabouts. Where do you expect me to go?
Pinky: Who knows about Mini Bluey? He might have suffered the same fate as Browny.
Yosheta: Who's Browny, mama?
Purpley: Browny was...sniff...my mate. Oshi's dad. But he went to the great big island in the sky.
(Luigi, Oshi, and Yosheta looked like they were going to cry. Sushie actually does cry.)
Sushie: Waaahhh! Ya poor thing! Waaahhh!
Purpley: He was so sweet. But of course...
(Purpley rubs against Luigi.)
Purpley: He wasn't as sweet as you.
(Purpley kissed Luigi on the nose. Luigi blushes.)
Luigi: Aww...Purpley... I mean. Ahem (quickly) First we reclaim Redy, then kick some zookeeping butt!
Mario: That's the way, Luigi!
Luigi: (quickly) Hey Mario. Where's Birdo anyway?
Mario: She ran away last night and she didn't come back.
Luigi: (quickly) Well, she was slowing us down anyway. C'mon guys!
(Luigi dashes away. Everyone ran and tried to keep up with him.)
Mario: I've got to hand it to you, Purpley. You defiantly inspired him.
Purpley: Don't mention it.
(On the zookeepers' ship, the nasty duo were teasing Redy. They were tickling him under the chin and trying to sweet talk to him. Redy, however, was not amused by this.)
Vicky: Hey there, cute little yoshi.
Nicky: We're going to catch a playmate for you. Two yoshis are better than one you know.
Redy: If you try to catch another one of us, you're only asking for trouble!
Nicky: Yeah...suuuuure...
Vicky: Here, you eat these apples while we're gone.
(Vicky slipped some apples between the bars of Redy's cage, then she and Nicky walked away.)
Redy: At least they gave me my favorite fruit, but I still know Luigi will save me.
(Back with Luigi and friends, they appear to be lost and Luigi isn't hyper anymore.)
Sushie: Luigi, what's goin' on?
Luigi: Eh...there was a navigational error?
Waluigi: Well, you better fix that error because I really hate mountains!
Mario: Oh? Are you acrophobic too?
Waluigi: Shut up.
Pinky: Hey Purpley. Do you think you could...
(Pinky whispered something to Purpley.)
Purpley: Sure. I could give it a try.
Orangey: What are you going to do?
(Purpley whispered something to Orangey.)
Yellowy: What did she say?
(Orangey whispered something to Yellowy.)
Bluey: Well?
(Yellowy whispered something to Bluey.)
Luigi: Um...what's going on?
(Bluey whispered something to Blacky, then he whispered it to Sushie, and then she whispers it to Oshi and Yosheta. Now all the yoshis and Sushie knew what Purpley was planning. She walks up to Luigi with a smile on her face.)
Luigi: Gulp...
(Purpley kissed Luigi on the nose again.)
Luigi: Purpley! I told not to...uh...(quickly) We gotta get Redy back! Let's go!
(Luigi dashes away again while everyone tries to keep up with him.)
Mario: Let me guess, Purpley, you kissed him again. Right?
Purpley: Yup.
Mario: This guy is batty...