Author notes: don't worry everyone, I'll make a deal with you, you read my new story and see if you like it or not, if you like it I will keep it going until I decide to stop it, then maybe after its done I will start a part 2 with the Truth About Kool-Aid, but if you don't like it I willcontinue with this story, but I must warn you, I'm practically out of ideas for this story line, alright? Just give my story a chance please, good things don't last for ever, unfortunatly.

Laguna, Ania, and Rouge are walking down the streets in their Halloween costume, Laguna a Lion, Ania a Dead gothic person, And Rouge a living dead girl. they come to their first house.

They knock on the door

Ania: Hi...........Candy!!!!!

Laguna: TREEEEEATS!!!!!!!

Rouge: I Love You

the person looks at these people with a questionable face

All: trick or treat

Person: have you people gone insane?

Rouge: no....

Laguna: maybe....

Ania: YES

Person: its almost Christmas, Halloween long gone by now......

Laguna: we missed Halloween

Ania & Rouge: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: I feel sorry for you three, here have some left over turkey..........

the three looked very please, considering they missed Halloween

All: WE GET TURKEY SPOILES!!!!!!! YAY

Rouge:since its christmas I want to try a move my brother taught me

Laguna: OK

Ania: ooooooooooooooohhh.........

Rouge: its called the 'nutcracker'!!!!!!!

and with a swift movement of her leg she kicks Laguna square in the [censor]........hey thats fun[censor][censor][censor] heeheheheheheh....oh yeah back to the story

Laguna: HA i'm wearing a cup hahahahah [censor]..... hey that is fun

Ania: let me try [censor] heheheheh[censor][censor][censor][censor][censor][censor] HAHAHAHA

All:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Rouge: OK my try [CENSOR]

Laguna: [censor]

Ania: [censor]

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Unknown voice: HEY!!!!!! LESS CENSOR MORE STORY, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Laguna: Hey who is that?

Unknown voice: Im the author

Ania: but the authors down here

Rouge: yeah the authors down here

Author: Im the authors voice

Ania: ooooooooohhhh voices

Rouge: but that would mean your me, and Im you, but Im not really you, I'm just a figure that distracts you so in reality; I'm a voice, but that would mean that your my voice and you speak to me and the others.... you wouldn't tell them my secrets would you?

Author: like your afraid of the dark?

Rouge: YES!!

Author: and that you play with a stuffed tiger named bess, and you were the one that set the roof on fire?

Rouge: WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Laguna: HAHAHAHAHA

Ania: HEHEHEHEHEHEH

Rouge: you lie, YOU LIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Author and that you switched your sisters birth control pills with laxatives?

Rouge: no......well that was funny, hehe

Author: and that time you put iching powder in her tampons?

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Author: yeah those were the better days.

Ania: so what are you doing here?

Author: I came to tell you the future

Laguna: really what am I going to be doing in 20 years

Author: don't know haven't finished the game yet

Laguna: huh? what game?

Author: nothing forget what last comment

Laguna: kay

Ania: whats going on, how come you just now appear?

Author: didn't feel like talking to you people, besides I had dentist apointments never wanted to talk after that you tend to drool all over everything

Rouge: very understandable

Author: I just cam to tell you that somthing really cool will soon happen to you. see ya

And with that the author is gone

Laguna: that was weird

A Movie man comes over to the three

Man: hold on, let me look at ya, you look like a million bucks, and that million could be in my.... I mean our wallets, what do you say how about making some T.V. shows with me, I've seen you three before In the news on the T.V. PURE GENIOUS, how about it? Ther will be News Cast.....

Laguna: oh.....

Man: Cooking channels...

Ania: OH

Man: music videos

Rouge: OHH!!!!

Man: Comercials!!!!!

All: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man: just sign here on the dotted line

The man brings out his contract and a really nice pen, and soon they all sign their names

Man: by the way my names M.O. Pignium Patterson, well we start on thursday

Then mister Patterson skips away merrily

The Author returns

Author: wasn't that cool guy?

Rouge: what just happened?



Well I'm sorry to say but thats the last Chapter for T.T.A.K-A, but hey a new story of mine was just released yesterday,its not a Laguna tale but its a story about a Vampire and the World she lives in, its called The Chronicles of the Vampire, check it out if your into that sort of thing.

Sorry to say but for now, Peace...... and Merry X-mas, see the new story in January~~ Love you all ~_^

~INSANITYS GREATEST MOMENTS coming soon