Chapter 22: Encounter With a Pokémon

(And so Luigi, Waluigi, Purpley, Silverstone, Sushie, and Parakarry started to hike down the mountain while Mario, Wario, and the others...well...they're not important right now. While Parakarry was flying, he also looked over the letter Birdo wrote to Luigi.)
Parakarry: Luigi, according to Birdo's letter there is supposed to be some kind of cat looking for you. Do you know anything about this?
Luigi: No. I don't.
Silverstone: We need to get to the beach quickly or we'll never see our friends again.
Waluigi: I was never friends with any of those three.
Sushie: Waluigi, not now.
Purpley: You're supposed to say mean stuff when the zookeepers are around.
Waluigi: Hey Purpley. There's something I've been wondering about. Why did you fall in love with Luigi in the first place?
Purpley: Well...uh...
(Flashback to when Purpley first met Luigi. He was hosting a herd meeting and he called on her.)
Luigi: Hey adorable purple yoshi. What's your name? Don't tell me it's Purpley.
Purpley: You're right. Will you come home with me tonight? You're kind of cute.
(Luigi blushes.)
Luigi: I am? Uh...thanks.
(Back to reality.)
Purpley: I can't remember.
Waluigi: Oh well. I guess it's one of those 'love at first sight' things, huh?
Luigi: I think that's what happened.
Sushie: Hey guys. Check dis out.
(The gang have reached a small lake.)
Sushie: Dis is where I joined da party. We sure got back here pretty fast.
Silverstone: I'm thirsty.
Luigi: Yeah. All this walking made me thirsty too. I suppose a quick drink wouldn't hurt.
Silverstone: Sweet!
(Silverstone bent down to drink from the lake, but suddenly a cat that was about one foot four jumped in front of Silverstone and kicked him in the nose. Then the cat stares at everyone. It seems to have a strange charm on it's forehead.)
Silverstone: Ow! That hurt! What hit me?!
Waluigi: You know. That looks an awful lot like...
Luigi: Meowth?!
Meowth: That's right! Now which one of you bozos is Luigi?
Parakarry: Uh oh. That must be that cat Birdo was referring to.
Purpley: You stay away from him!
(Smack! Purpley slapped Meowth in the face.)
Sushie: Whoa! That was cool!
Silverstone: Purpley smacked Meowth! Whoever he is...
Luigi: Hit him again, Purpley!
(Purpley slapped Meowth again, then she used her tail and bashed him over the head and stunned him momentarily.)
Purpley: I think I know why Browny like tilting island fights now.
Waluigi: Now lemme try Dark Stare again.
Meowth: Huh? What?
(Waluigi began to do his ugly stare again. This time his eyes glowed with an eerie purple aura. After a few seconds, it stops.)
Waluigi: Hey Meowth. Do you know if there's a computer on the zookeepers' ship?
Meowth: Yeah. Why?
Waluigi: Cause...I think it has a virus. You better go check.
Meowth: Okay. I'll go back to th- Wait a minute! You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?
(Slash!)
Waluigi AAAHHH!!! My face!
Luigi: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha- Huh? In heaven's name, what am I doing? Let's get rid of this guy!
Sushie: Are ya gonna cook him?
Luigi: I would, but I want to save my strength for the big challenge coming up so I'll just headbutt this small fry.
Sushie: Fair enough...
(Luigi ran right up to Meowth and headbutt him, sending him way up into the sky!)
Meowth: Looks like Meowth's blasting off again!
(Meowth turns into a star.)
Silverstone: Ooo...look at the pretty star.
(Purpley earned 50 experience points! Waluigi earned 50 experience points! Luigi earned 50 experience points! Luigi levels up! Luigi learned Pyro Kick!)
Waluigi: Huh? Since when was this an RPG?
Purpley: What are experience points?
Luigi: Cool! I got a new attack!
Parakarry: Well, so much for the cat-like creature that was supposed to stop you, Luigi.
Sushie: Heh. Yeah.
Silverstone: I wonder where Meowth went?
(Let's see what the zookeepers are up to. On the ship, in the cabin, Vicky and Nicky were playing around with Vicky's laptop computer.)
Vicky: What's wrong with this thing?!
Nicky: Is there a problem, Vicky?
Vicky: This thing won't boot up.
Meowth: AAAHHH!!!
Nicky: What was that?
(Crash! Meowth fell through the ceiling and landed on Vicky.)
Vicky: Get off me, Meowth!
Nicky: Meowth, what was that about?
Meowth: Vicky! Nicky! We've got trouble! Luigi's on his way here and he's STRONG!
Nicky: Are you sure about that?
Vicky: Maybe you're just plain weak!
(Scratch! Slash! Slice! Claw!)
Vicky: My beautiful face!
Nicky: Mine looks like a checkerboard!
Meowth: As I was saying...if you want to keep the yoshis, WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!
(Out on the deck, Birdo, Redy, and Whitey heard all the ruckus.)
Whitey: Yoshi yo[What the?
Redy: Sounds like Luigi IS coming to save us after all!
Whitey: Shi[Yay!
Birdo: Don't party just yet, guys. He still might not make get here in time. Then again...he can move pretty fast when he wants to. Why, I remember the last time we played tennis together-
(Nicky quickly ran by.)
Nicky: That's it! We're leaving this scary place! Now!
(Back with Luigi, he and his friends just got to Blacky's cave. Dang! How'd he get here so quick?! Maybe Birdo was right when she said he can move fast when he wants to.)
Luigi: Yeah. Never get in a determined man's way!
(Uh...thanks. I'll try to remember that.)
Silverstone: Luigi, you look a little tired. Maybe you should take a breather.
Luigi: No!
Silverstone: Sorry.
Waluigi: What's up with you, dude?
Luigi: Listen, the less time we spend here, the more time we have to save the others.
Sushie: That's a different way to look at it.
Parakarry: We should hurry then.
(Perhaps they don't need to be in a hurry because on the ship, Nicky was trying to start the motor but to no prevail.)
Nicky: Vicky! I think we're out of gas! Dang it! I hate this thing!
(Nicky kicks the steering wheel, but he somehow manages to get his leg stuck in it instead.)
Nicky: Augh!
(As Nicky struggles to get his leg unstuck, Birdo and the yoshis watch and laugh. This was the funniest thing they've seen in days, except the time they were fed bananas. Birdo chucked all her peels outside the cage and Vicky slipped on half of them.)
Birdo: What a retard!
Whitey: Yo shi yooooshi[He looks funny!
Redy: If Nicky can't get his leg out of there, Luigi will have more time to save us.
Birdo: You've got a point there, Redy. Sweet!
(Luigi and friends reached the beach.)
Luigi: Yes! They're still here!
Silverstone: Luigi! Hop on me!
Luigi: Huh? You want me to mount you?
Silverstone: Yes Luigi. Do it!
Luigi: Well...all right then.
(Luigi got on Silverstone's back.)
Luigi: The rest of you stay one the beach. Make sure the zookeepers don't make a break for it.
Parakarry: I'll do it!
Waluigi: Okay, Superstar.
Purpley: Uh...I'll try.
Sushie: Stick with me, Purpley, and you'll be fine.
Luigi: So then...
Luigi & Silverstone: Let's go!
(Silverstone runs toward the ship. He and Luigi were diving head-first into the final battle...)