Hello again, guys! I'm terribly sorry it's so damn late, but my rabbit recently died, and I'm having trouble getting over her, plus, I gots school…advanced placement ish BAD…but here comes chapter two…you're excited, no? This is where the rating rises, since I already have a gruesome death prepared for a certain ham-girl. I STILL don't own Hamtaro, go figure. Enjoy!
…Oh yeah, and to the happy flamers: I already SAID that I like the ham-hams. I just felt like writing about all of them dying. As the little logo thing says 'Unleash your imagination and free your soul.' If you don't like it, fine, don't read it, but your pathetic little flames aren't going to stop me from expressing myself.
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Little Hamsters, Big Explosions
Chapter 2: The 'Plot' Thickens
Let's see…where to start, where to start…? Okay, I got it! We again begin our tale in Laura's bedroom, but this time, Laura isn't there. She died when her school exploded about an hour ago. Anyway, it appears Hamtaro has finally woken up. So yeah, he wasn't dead, like you may have thought. He LIVES! …For now, at least. The orange and white hamster looked around at his surroundings. 'Great!' he thought, 'Laura must have already gone to school! Now off to the club house!' Hamtaro pushed the small door of his cage up, and scurried behind his deceased owner's bed, to a hole he had chewed in the wall, climbing in. "Oompa!" He cried, as he slid down the drainpipe. He came hurtling out, and landed in the dirt with a small thud. Rubbing his butt, he wondered what happened to Brandy, and why Kana was lying in his yard, extremely pale and bleeding from her arm nub. Shrugging, he ran off to the clubhouse.
Meanwhile, in the afore-mentioned clubhouse, a brown and white, squinty-eyed hamster was digging through some things that didn't belong to him. Naughty, naughty! Finding what he needed, a roll of duct tape and a 1' rope, the hamster retreated with it back to a place where he wouldn't be caught red-pawed. 'It's great,' Snoozer said to himself, 'I can take whatever I want, and nobody ever suspects me!' As quickly and quietly as he could, Snoozer looked over the small banister, counting the ham-hams that sat together at a table chatting away below. 1…2,3…4,5,6,7…8…9…10…11…12…everyone was there except Hamtaro and himself. Slinking off, stolen items still in his paws, the hamster decided to go back to sleep until all his victims were present. Then his fun would begin.
Not long at all after Snoozer had lost himself to sleep again, Hamtaro burst through the small doors. "Hamha, everybody!" he greeted. "Hamha, Hamtaro!" was the reply. Wow, such formal little critters those ham-hams are. Anywho, so the Ham-Hams were all talking about sunflower seeds and cats and pantyhose, so they obviously weren't paying attention to Snoozer, which was good for him. A little later than he wanted, Snoozer was woken up by Maxwell and Howdy fighting over what was better: fishnet or control top. Before they had a chance to settle their argument, though, Snoozer had emerged before all of the Hams.
"Snoozer, you finally woke up!" Boss cried.
"Wow…that was kind of sudden…" Cappy trailed, shoving a donut ontop of his head.
Yay! Anyway, Snoozer just kinda stood there for a few seconds waiting for everybody to shut the hell up and pay attention to him. When they finally did, he asked them to gather in a little circle thingy. Since the Ham-Hams are nice like that, they complied and did so. That made Snoozer very proud to have stupid friends. He pulled out the rope and grinned.
So…now we have the Ham-Hams all shoved together and tied up with rope. Nodding approvingly, Snoozer decided to choose his first victim. Closing his eyes, he randomly pointed to a hamster. Pashmina, come on down, because this is your life! Suddenly, Pashmina was lifted out of the circle by her ears, and thrown down onto the floor. (Don't ask me how…maybe Snoozer really is from outer space.)
"Wow…is this some kind of game or something?" Pashmina giggled not-so-smartly.
"Yes, yes…a very special game at that. Now, just hold still…"
And with that, our dear Snoozer had Pashmina all decked out for…trash day or…something. Her feet were duct taped to the floor, and her ears were folded over and taped to her furry head. There was also a piece of tape over her nose. Grinning perkily, Pashmina waved to her little bunch of friends. "Now everybody…watch carefully," Snoozer chuckled, pulling out a tiny ticking object. He quickly shoved it into Pashmina's mouth and duct taped that closed too. She obviously swallowed it, because her one eye was twitching, and her other was leaking like…a big leaky…thingie.
Tick…
Pashmina blinks.
…Tick…
"Heke?" The Ham-Hams get confused (even more).
…Tick…
Snoozer covers his ears.
…Tick…
BOOM.
It was like celebrating New Years in Times Square, only they were in Japan, about 6 inches tall, and instead of confetti, the hamsters were coated with speckles of blood, muscle, fur, and the occasional bone. Oh yeah, and little pieces of pink scarf. Everybody just kinda stood there in stunned silence…the only noise heard was Snoozer laughing like a maniac and Penelope trying to get a piece of golden fluff to talk to her.
MEANWHILE…!
Somewhere out on a sidewalk, the 14-year-old papergirl is skipping merrily down the road, chucking newspapers at driveways. "Lalala…such a beautiful day out…nothing can spoil my day today, not even Kim!" And wouldn't you know it, but right after Melyssa the papergirl said that, a large, foamy dog leapt onto her chest, and proceeded to tear her flesh apart and rip out different organs which were probably needed for her to live. Oh well!
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Okay, so there you have it. From now on, I'm not going to set any dates for when the next chapter will come out. Hopefully it won't take 3½ months for chapter 3 to get out… ^--^;;
And one last thing: …I don't own Melyssa or Hamtaro and company. I think I forgot to mention that last time.
…Oh yeah, and to the happy flamers: I already SAID that I like the ham-hams. I just felt like writing about all of them dying. As the little logo thing says 'Unleash your imagination and free your soul.' If you don't like it, fine, don't read it, but your pathetic little flames aren't going to stop me from expressing myself.
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Little Hamsters, Big Explosions
Chapter 2: The 'Plot' Thickens
Let's see…where to start, where to start…? Okay, I got it! We again begin our tale in Laura's bedroom, but this time, Laura isn't there. She died when her school exploded about an hour ago. Anyway, it appears Hamtaro has finally woken up. So yeah, he wasn't dead, like you may have thought. He LIVES! …For now, at least. The orange and white hamster looked around at his surroundings. 'Great!' he thought, 'Laura must have already gone to school! Now off to the club house!' Hamtaro pushed the small door of his cage up, and scurried behind his deceased owner's bed, to a hole he had chewed in the wall, climbing in. "Oompa!" He cried, as he slid down the drainpipe. He came hurtling out, and landed in the dirt with a small thud. Rubbing his butt, he wondered what happened to Brandy, and why Kana was lying in his yard, extremely pale and bleeding from her arm nub. Shrugging, he ran off to the clubhouse.
Meanwhile, in the afore-mentioned clubhouse, a brown and white, squinty-eyed hamster was digging through some things that didn't belong to him. Naughty, naughty! Finding what he needed, a roll of duct tape and a 1' rope, the hamster retreated with it back to a place where he wouldn't be caught red-pawed. 'It's great,' Snoozer said to himself, 'I can take whatever I want, and nobody ever suspects me!' As quickly and quietly as he could, Snoozer looked over the small banister, counting the ham-hams that sat together at a table chatting away below. 1…2,3…4,5,6,7…8…9…10…11…12…everyone was there except Hamtaro and himself. Slinking off, stolen items still in his paws, the hamster decided to go back to sleep until all his victims were present. Then his fun would begin.
Not long at all after Snoozer had lost himself to sleep again, Hamtaro burst through the small doors. "Hamha, everybody!" he greeted. "Hamha, Hamtaro!" was the reply. Wow, such formal little critters those ham-hams are. Anywho, so the Ham-Hams were all talking about sunflower seeds and cats and pantyhose, so they obviously weren't paying attention to Snoozer, which was good for him. A little later than he wanted, Snoozer was woken up by Maxwell and Howdy fighting over what was better: fishnet or control top. Before they had a chance to settle their argument, though, Snoozer had emerged before all of the Hams.
"Snoozer, you finally woke up!" Boss cried.
"Wow…that was kind of sudden…" Cappy trailed, shoving a donut ontop of his head.
Yay! Anyway, Snoozer just kinda stood there for a few seconds waiting for everybody to shut the hell up and pay attention to him. When they finally did, he asked them to gather in a little circle thingy. Since the Ham-Hams are nice like that, they complied and did so. That made Snoozer very proud to have stupid friends. He pulled out the rope and grinned.
So…now we have the Ham-Hams all shoved together and tied up with rope. Nodding approvingly, Snoozer decided to choose his first victim. Closing his eyes, he randomly pointed to a hamster. Pashmina, come on down, because this is your life! Suddenly, Pashmina was lifted out of the circle by her ears, and thrown down onto the floor. (Don't ask me how…maybe Snoozer really is from outer space.)
"Wow…is this some kind of game or something?" Pashmina giggled not-so-smartly.
"Yes, yes…a very special game at that. Now, just hold still…"
And with that, our dear Snoozer had Pashmina all decked out for…trash day or…something. Her feet were duct taped to the floor, and her ears were folded over and taped to her furry head. There was also a piece of tape over her nose. Grinning perkily, Pashmina waved to her little bunch of friends. "Now everybody…watch carefully," Snoozer chuckled, pulling out a tiny ticking object. He quickly shoved it into Pashmina's mouth and duct taped that closed too. She obviously swallowed it, because her one eye was twitching, and her other was leaking like…a big leaky…thingie.
Tick…
Pashmina blinks.
…Tick…
"Heke?" The Ham-Hams get confused (even more).
…Tick…
Snoozer covers his ears.
…Tick…
BOOM.
It was like celebrating New Years in Times Square, only they were in Japan, about 6 inches tall, and instead of confetti, the hamsters were coated with speckles of blood, muscle, fur, and the occasional bone. Oh yeah, and little pieces of pink scarf. Everybody just kinda stood there in stunned silence…the only noise heard was Snoozer laughing like a maniac and Penelope trying to get a piece of golden fluff to talk to her.
MEANWHILE…!
Somewhere out on a sidewalk, the 14-year-old papergirl is skipping merrily down the road, chucking newspapers at driveways. "Lalala…such a beautiful day out…nothing can spoil my day today, not even Kim!" And wouldn't you know it, but right after Melyssa the papergirl said that, a large, foamy dog leapt onto her chest, and proceeded to tear her flesh apart and rip out different organs which were probably needed for her to live. Oh well!
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Okay, so there you have it. From now on, I'm not going to set any dates for when the next chapter will come out. Hopefully it won't take 3½ months for chapter 3 to get out… ^--^;;
And one last thing: …I don't own Melyssa or Hamtaro and company. I think I forgot to mention that last time.