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Twas a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away
Twas the night before the Clone War and all through the council
Not a Jedi was stirring, not even Mace Windu.
All of their lightsabers hung on their belts
Read to spring if there was a yelp.
The younglings were all snug in their beds
While visions of lightsaber battles danced in their heads.
And all of the Jedi was meditating, and I next to him
My master, soon to be dead Ben.
When all of a sudden a crackle and spark
Then Yoda appeared, he told the Jedi to disembark.
You see, me, my master, and Padme (The best girl you'll meet)
Were soon to become monster meat.
It was my job to protect her
We were being eaten alive from a lure
To a crime we committed in a helpful way
Guess I did not save the day.
Out came the monster one nimble and quick
One huge and strong, one with sharp claws like ice picks.
But who should I see rising above us all
It was Mace Windu and as he turned on his saber.
He yelled many names: Now Shi Kinu!
Now Ori-Lee and Kit Fistu!
On Franko, on Bilbo, on Larry the Ollakite!
Turn on your lightsabers and prepare to fight!
Just as he turned to kill Count Dooku
Jango Fett shot him down must be a flukeu.
As Mace Windu did burn I had a new concern
Obi-Wan and Padme were free, but not me, durn.
I managed to get free and tame my beast
The clicking and clacking of each droid's feet.
We killed hundreds or maybe more
Then we were surrounded, but would not admit defeat; we would
fight to the Jedi order.
All of a sudden whom do I see?
Young Fett looking at me
He was there beside his dad.
Who thanks to Mace Windu, no body he had!
Then whom should Padme see?
But Yoda with a clone army!
His eyes- so determined! With wrinkles aplenty
Now our opponents were in a frenzy.
When Count Dooku had the plans in his hand
To the decking bay he ran.
This is where we'd end this war
Since we failed stopping it before.
Halfway into the fight
Obi-wan was in a plight.
I jumped up at his command
Right there was where I lost my hand.
Yoda came to save the day
He protected us, hooray!
They engaged in a lightsaber fight
But Count Dooku cheated and put us in yet another plight!
Yoda saved us while he ran away
We'll see him another day.
I heard Yoda say while I was in a spaz
BEGUN THIS CLONE WAR HAS!
R&R!
Twas a Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away
Twas the night before the Clone War and all through the council
Not a Jedi was stirring, not even Mace Windu.
All of their lightsabers hung on their belts
Read to spring if there was a yelp.
The younglings were all snug in their beds
While visions of lightsaber battles danced in their heads.
And all of the Jedi was meditating, and I next to him
My master, soon to be dead Ben.
When all of a sudden a crackle and spark
Then Yoda appeared, he told the Jedi to disembark.
You see, me, my master, and Padme (The best girl you'll meet)
Were soon to become monster meat.
It was my job to protect her
We were being eaten alive from a lure
To a crime we committed in a helpful way
Guess I did not save the day.
Out came the monster one nimble and quick
One huge and strong, one with sharp claws like ice picks.
But who should I see rising above us all
It was Mace Windu and as he turned on his saber.
He yelled many names: Now Shi Kinu!
Now Ori-Lee and Kit Fistu!
On Franko, on Bilbo, on Larry the Ollakite!
Turn on your lightsabers and prepare to fight!
Just as he turned to kill Count Dooku
Jango Fett shot him down must be a flukeu.
As Mace Windu did burn I had a new concern
Obi-Wan and Padme were free, but not me, durn.
I managed to get free and tame my beast
The clicking and clacking of each droid's feet.
We killed hundreds or maybe more
Then we were surrounded, but would not admit defeat; we would
fight to the Jedi order.
All of a sudden whom do I see?
Young Fett looking at me
He was there beside his dad.
Who thanks to Mace Windu, no body he had!
Then whom should Padme see?
But Yoda with a clone army!
His eyes- so determined! With wrinkles aplenty
Now our opponents were in a frenzy.
When Count Dooku had the plans in his hand
To the decking bay he ran.
This is where we'd end this war
Since we failed stopping it before.
Halfway into the fight
Obi-wan was in a plight.
I jumped up at his command
Right there was where I lost my hand.
Yoda came to save the day
He protected us, hooray!
They engaged in a lightsaber fight
But Count Dooku cheated and put us in yet another plight!
Yoda saved us while he ran away
We'll see him another day.
I heard Yoda say while I was in a spaz
BEGUN THIS CLONE WAR HAS!
R&R!