The Invention

Disclaimer: I do not own yugioh

Bakura: argh..too many squirrels.

Ryou: u talking bout my friends?

Bakura: what friends? U have none!

Ryou: argh!!!! -starts chanting-

Bakura: no, no!!!!! not the squirrels!!! -runs for life-

Ryou: MWAHAHA!

Squirrels: did u need us?

Ryou: -points to bakura-

Bakura: AHHH!!!! -keeps running-

Squirrel: CHARGE!!!!!!

Squirrels: SIR YES SIR!!!

Bakura: HELP!!!!! -knocks down door and runs up tree-

Ryou: foolish yami. One question: where do squirrels live?

Bakura: in trees.wait..AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! -jumps out-

Squirrels: SURENDER!

Bakura: never!!!!!

Ryou: -takes out soda and sits down, watching-

Bakura: -runs into house and locks all doors- luckily, I got Ryou's key. I must make am invention! Yes, to kill squirrels!!!!!!

-starts working-

Squirrels: open it!!!!

Ryou: I don't know where my key is!!!!

Squirrels: BURN DOWN THE DOOR!

Ryou: no! that's my house!

Bakura: MWAHAHAHA!!!

Bakura's new invention:

Material: titanium

Size: BIG

Shape: tree

Bakura: HAHA! With my titanium tree, I will fall on the squirrels and smush them!

-gets in-

Squirrels: OPEN SESAME SEED!!!!

Ryou: -sweat drop-

Bakura: -comes out in tree-

Bakura: HAHA! I WILL SQUISH YOU!!! TIMBER!!!!!!

-falls down-

Ryou: -snickers- foolish yami again. Don't you know these squirrels? They eat nuts.

Bakura: point?

Ryou:: that's not all they eat. They eat titanium!!!!!

Squirrels: -gobble up tree-

Bakura: uh oh.