Twas The Night before Christmas Andromeda Style.
Rating : PG
Spoilers : Prolly just For Whom The Bell Tolls.
Disclaimer : i don't own the concept, characters or the original 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' I'm just playing with them. Please don't sue me okay, I only work at B&Q!!!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship,
Even Harper was quiet, not giving any s**t.
Stockings were hung on the Obs deck with care,
In the hopes by some miracle Saint Nick would be there.
Harper was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of circuits danced in his head.
And Tyr in his chain vest and Beka in black
Had just settled down for a long Christmas nap.
When out on the Command there arose such a clatter,
Holo Rommie appeared to see what was the matter.
On to Command she appeared in a flash,
Trance joining her avatar quickly in a mad ship wide dash.
As Beka and Tyr then awoke with a start,
To a ship wide communication that ended in a laugh.
Both them and Harper made their way to the source,
The sight greeting their eyes taking breath with such force.
For there stood their captain a look of shock on his face,
His force lance now broken, trembling hands in its place.
Now on command next to him on the floor,
With a bruised head was Santa, the whole crew was sure.
For Dylan had thought the ship was under attack
And when Saint Nick appeared he had quickly fought back.
When the old man awoke, Dylan sighing in shame,
And his crew laughing at him, Santa called them by name.
"Now Dylan and Rommie, Beka and Tyr, my dear Trance and Harper,
Please do not fear.
To Obs Deck I will go, Merry Christmas to all,
For its time to fill those stockings that hang on the wall."
In a flash he was gone, on Command he was no more
All stood mouths wide open as Dylan sat on the floor.
"Lets go to the Obs deck" the whole crew agreed.
"I can't believe you hit Santa" Beka Valentine teased.
And then in a flash holo Rommie was gone,
She met them on Obs deck a few seconds on.
When they arived they were met with a sight,
The jolly old man smiled a smile oh so bright.
He was dressed in a red space suit, the collar lined with fur,
And had contacts where his glasses usually were.
His cheeks were all rosy and his beard white as snow,
And his eyes were as twinkly as the stars when they glow.
On his back Santa carried a sack full of presents,
Some which were noisy and some very pleasant.
He opened it wide and looked at the crew,
And with a warm gentle smile he pulled out just a few.
For you my dear Beka I have holo novels galore,
And for you Mr Harper tools you have not seen before,
Trance here for you is a new plant to be tended,
For Tyr here's a weight bar that cannot be bended.
For Dylan here's a force lance, now please use it wisely!
And for Rommie here's something which just may surprise you,
But please only open when I have gone,
For this present is yours only and with that he shone.
And then in a flash he again dissapeared,
Leaving Christmas spirit in all, no hurt and no fear.
Rommie opened the present and then with a gasp,
She pulled out some mistletoe which Dylan did grasp.
He held it above them and then with a smile,
Gently kissed Rommie, the present wothwhile,
As Beka and Tyr and Harper and Trance copied the sight,
Rommie whispered "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."
Rating : PG
Spoilers : Prolly just For Whom The Bell Tolls.
Disclaimer : i don't own the concept, characters or the original 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' I'm just playing with them. Please don't sue me okay, I only work at B&Q!!!
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship,
Even Harper was quiet, not giving any s**t.
Stockings were hung on the Obs deck with care,
In the hopes by some miracle Saint Nick would be there.
Harper was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of circuits danced in his head.
And Tyr in his chain vest and Beka in black
Had just settled down for a long Christmas nap.
When out on the Command there arose such a clatter,
Holo Rommie appeared to see what was the matter.
On to Command she appeared in a flash,
Trance joining her avatar quickly in a mad ship wide dash.
As Beka and Tyr then awoke with a start,
To a ship wide communication that ended in a laugh.
Both them and Harper made their way to the source,
The sight greeting their eyes taking breath with such force.
For there stood their captain a look of shock on his face,
His force lance now broken, trembling hands in its place.
Now on command next to him on the floor,
With a bruised head was Santa, the whole crew was sure.
For Dylan had thought the ship was under attack
And when Saint Nick appeared he had quickly fought back.
When the old man awoke, Dylan sighing in shame,
And his crew laughing at him, Santa called them by name.
"Now Dylan and Rommie, Beka and Tyr, my dear Trance and Harper,
Please do not fear.
To Obs Deck I will go, Merry Christmas to all,
For its time to fill those stockings that hang on the wall."
In a flash he was gone, on Command he was no more
All stood mouths wide open as Dylan sat on the floor.
"Lets go to the Obs deck" the whole crew agreed.
"I can't believe you hit Santa" Beka Valentine teased.
And then in a flash holo Rommie was gone,
She met them on Obs deck a few seconds on.
When they arived they were met with a sight,
The jolly old man smiled a smile oh so bright.
He was dressed in a red space suit, the collar lined with fur,
And had contacts where his glasses usually were.
His cheeks were all rosy and his beard white as snow,
And his eyes were as twinkly as the stars when they glow.
On his back Santa carried a sack full of presents,
Some which were noisy and some very pleasant.
He opened it wide and looked at the crew,
And with a warm gentle smile he pulled out just a few.
For you my dear Beka I have holo novels galore,
And for you Mr Harper tools you have not seen before,
Trance here for you is a new plant to be tended,
For Tyr here's a weight bar that cannot be bended.
For Dylan here's a force lance, now please use it wisely!
And for Rommie here's something which just may surprise you,
But please only open when I have gone,
For this present is yours only and with that he shone.
And then in a flash he again dissapeared,
Leaving Christmas spirit in all, no hurt and no fear.
Rommie opened the present and then with a gasp,
She pulled out some mistletoe which Dylan did grasp.
He held it above them and then with a smile,
Gently kissed Rommie, the present wothwhile,
As Beka and Tyr and Harper and Trance copied the sight,
Rommie whispered "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."