"Unnoticed Desires"
Chapter One: Revenge
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. The plot is. ^_^
Warning: Yaoi warning. Maybe not in this chapter, but soon enough. May be some harsh language, suggestive dialogue, and stupidity.
"-san?"
"Mm... Five more minutes kaasan..."
"Minamino-san??"
"Shiori~~~~...Five more minutesss..."
All the business representatives (and the refreshment guy) sweat dropped.
"MINAMINO-SAN!" Kurama's business partner shook with rage and pulled at one of his straying strands.
"Huh?! WHERE'S KARASU?! EH!?" The redhead jumped up suddenly and scared the living daylights out of all present.
"Uh... I don't know about 'Karasu'," Kurama winced at the name "but I do know that we're in the *middle of a meeting*, NE?!" Kurama blinked up at the enraged human. His gaze fell to the confused people with briefcases around him.
"OhHhh..." For the first time in centuries, Youko Kurama had a... Blonde moment.
~*~
"Are you *sure* your okay Minamino?" His fellow workers eyed him strangely once again over the brim of their coffee cans. They seemed to be expecting to hear some insane comment from the youko.
"Ehehe..." If thoughts could kill, Hiei would have been pinned to a blackboard, wriggling, burst into flames, and engulfed in unmentionable materials.
At that exact moment, in the tree near Kurama's apartment, Hiei felt a chill up his spine.
~*~
"Oh Hiei~~~*Heart*" Hiei felt death staring right at him.
"Uh...?" He looked down at the seemingly calm youko. Anyone else would have thought he was just fine, but Hiei knew better. The youko's ki was spiking and he saw a branch move.
"Hiei-chan...?" The branch grabbed at him and caught him, "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!" The fire demon was pinned to the trunk in a very... uncomfortable... position.
"OI! KURAMA! #&$)*#$)???" Kurama dusted his hands off, glared at the youkai that had caused him embarrassment, and stuck his tongue out.
"Hope you like that position," He said as a branch wormed under Hiei's armpit and wrenched his arm upward, "because you're staying like that until I feel... *Satisfied*" The way he said that last word send more chills down his spine. But perhaps that was because the leaves were gagging him.
~*~
Around 10 PM or so, Kurama *started* to feel bad for the little guy outside. He heard Hiei make an attempt to burn the tree again.
Silly youkai, didn't he know a kekkai when he saw one?
The redhead walked to his window with a smug look and glanced down at the struggling and bound koorime.
"So~~~ Hiei. Have you learned your lesson?" He allowed the leaves relax so the fire demon could speak.
"...&#)$*)#@$*)#$)*#$)*)&#$)&(^%@$&)#$_#*&#)$&)#*$)*#$)*#)&$)#*$)*#$__#$&*)#&$)^#(^$)#$_*#$)^%*_*$_#&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This continued for about... 30 minutes. Then Hiei ran out of insulting words or fake words that sounded even remotely insulting and shut up.
Kurama removed the earplugs from his ears.
"Oh, you're done already? I thought it would take at *least* an hour..." Hiei cursed under his breath.
"So. You want to start groveling for release now, or does tomorrow sound nice?" Hiei glared through the foliage.
"WHY THE HELL AM I STUCK DOING THIS?! DID I EVER DO ANYTHING TO *YOU* FOX???" He was clueless.
"You publicly embarrassed *me*!!" Hiei blinked. Then remembered the lecture Kurama had given him a while ago on sleep. And how people got very peevish about it.
The fire demon made one big mistake as he imagined what must have happened at work to piss the kitsune off so much. He smirked.
About 3 seconds later, he was regretting it, very, very, much.
~*~
The next morning, Kurama opened the window to let the fresh air in. He yawned and stretched, bathing in sunlight. The fox dressed and got himself ready for the day. He headed for the door.
The next thing the legendary youko knew, he was pinned to the floor by a very pissed off blur of black.
"You-will-die!" Hiei's eyes were smoldering and evidence of scratches was all over him. A twig was lodged in his spiky hair.
"How did you get out?" The fox looked so calm and indifferent to being pinned on the floor that Hiei growled.
"Burned-the-tree."
"How?" He could have swore the kekkai... Oh, right, he'd fallen asleep. Bad idea.
"Okay then. Are we going to be visiting the floor all day or what?" Kurama grinned up at his captor, knowing that this behavior would piss him off the most.
"Kisama..." Kurama decided to add a kick to it all.
He leaned up and kissed the demon on the cheek.
"I have to go to work now, darling." He said sarcastically. The fire demon didn't struggle at all as Kurama pushed him off, instead, his eyes were open wide, blankly staring at nothing, an astonished, started, *and* surprised expression on his face.
"Mattane~~." The youko grinned as Hiei's mouth started moving up and down in a silent protest as he walked out of the door.
Revenge was always good. Anyways, physical revenge had never been enough for the notorious youko...
End. Well, Hiei should have noticed *something* about his heritage from that... But then again... He *is* Hiei.
Yes, I *did* try to make an ass of them... I was having fun ^_^
R&R Onegai! No flames!
P.S. Thank you all for reviewing last time (if you did) and yes, I did the "If" thing again. I varied it though. Have to love that line ^_^.
Chapter One: Revenge
Disclaimer: Not mine. Nope. The plot is. ^_^
Warning: Yaoi warning. Maybe not in this chapter, but soon enough. May be some harsh language, suggestive dialogue, and stupidity.
"-san?"
"Mm... Five more minutes kaasan..."
"Minamino-san??"
"Shiori~~~~...Five more minutesss..."
All the business representatives (and the refreshment guy) sweat dropped.
"MINAMINO-SAN!" Kurama's business partner shook with rage and pulled at one of his straying strands.
"Huh?! WHERE'S KARASU?! EH!?" The redhead jumped up suddenly and scared the living daylights out of all present.
"Uh... I don't know about 'Karasu'," Kurama winced at the name "but I do know that we're in the *middle of a meeting*, NE?!" Kurama blinked up at the enraged human. His gaze fell to the confused people with briefcases around him.
"OhHhh..." For the first time in centuries, Youko Kurama had a... Blonde moment.
~*~
"Are you *sure* your okay Minamino?" His fellow workers eyed him strangely once again over the brim of their coffee cans. They seemed to be expecting to hear some insane comment from the youko.
"Ehehe..." If thoughts could kill, Hiei would have been pinned to a blackboard, wriggling, burst into flames, and engulfed in unmentionable materials.
At that exact moment, in the tree near Kurama's apartment, Hiei felt a chill up his spine.
~*~
"Oh Hiei~~~*Heart*" Hiei felt death staring right at him.
"Uh...?" He looked down at the seemingly calm youko. Anyone else would have thought he was just fine, but Hiei knew better. The youko's ki was spiking and he saw a branch move.
"Hiei-chan...?" The branch grabbed at him and caught him, "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!" The fire demon was pinned to the trunk in a very... uncomfortable... position.
"OI! KURAMA! #&$)*#$)???" Kurama dusted his hands off, glared at the youkai that had caused him embarrassment, and stuck his tongue out.
"Hope you like that position," He said as a branch wormed under Hiei's armpit and wrenched his arm upward, "because you're staying like that until I feel... *Satisfied*" The way he said that last word send more chills down his spine. But perhaps that was because the leaves were gagging him.
~*~
Around 10 PM or so, Kurama *started* to feel bad for the little guy outside. He heard Hiei make an attempt to burn the tree again.
Silly youkai, didn't he know a kekkai when he saw one?
The redhead walked to his window with a smug look and glanced down at the struggling and bound koorime.
"So~~~ Hiei. Have you learned your lesson?" He allowed the leaves relax so the fire demon could speak.
"...&#)$*)#@$*)#$)*#$)*)&#$)&(^%@$&)#$_#*&#)$&)#*$)*#$)*#)&$)#*$)*#$__#$&*)#&$)^#(^$)#$_*#$)^%*_*$_#&$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This continued for about... 30 minutes. Then Hiei ran out of insulting words or fake words that sounded even remotely insulting and shut up.
Kurama removed the earplugs from his ears.
"Oh, you're done already? I thought it would take at *least* an hour..." Hiei cursed under his breath.
"So. You want to start groveling for release now, or does tomorrow sound nice?" Hiei glared through the foliage.
"WHY THE HELL AM I STUCK DOING THIS?! DID I EVER DO ANYTHING TO *YOU* FOX???" He was clueless.
"You publicly embarrassed *me*!!" Hiei blinked. Then remembered the lecture Kurama had given him a while ago on sleep. And how people got very peevish about it.
The fire demon made one big mistake as he imagined what must have happened at work to piss the kitsune off so much. He smirked.
About 3 seconds later, he was regretting it, very, very, much.
~*~
The next morning, Kurama opened the window to let the fresh air in. He yawned and stretched, bathing in sunlight. The fox dressed and got himself ready for the day. He headed for the door.
The next thing the legendary youko knew, he was pinned to the floor by a very pissed off blur of black.
"You-will-die!" Hiei's eyes were smoldering and evidence of scratches was all over him. A twig was lodged in his spiky hair.
"How did you get out?" The fox looked so calm and indifferent to being pinned on the floor that Hiei growled.
"Burned-the-tree."
"How?" He could have swore the kekkai... Oh, right, he'd fallen asleep. Bad idea.
"Okay then. Are we going to be visiting the floor all day or what?" Kurama grinned up at his captor, knowing that this behavior would piss him off the most.
"Kisama..." Kurama decided to add a kick to it all.
He leaned up and kissed the demon on the cheek.
"I have to go to work now, darling." He said sarcastically. The fire demon didn't struggle at all as Kurama pushed him off, instead, his eyes were open wide, blankly staring at nothing, an astonished, started, *and* surprised expression on his face.
"Mattane~~." The youko grinned as Hiei's mouth started moving up and down in a silent protest as he walked out of the door.
Revenge was always good. Anyways, physical revenge had never been enough for the notorious youko...
End. Well, Hiei should have noticed *something* about his heritage from that... But then again... He *is* Hiei.
Yes, I *did* try to make an ass of them... I was having fun ^_^
R&R Onegai! No flames!
P.S. Thank you all for reviewing last time (if you did) and yes, I did the "If" thing again. I varied it though. Have to love that line ^_^.